Friday, June 27, 2008

Previously On Defame...

The Tropicals were called out on being the biggest bunch of half naked fags, mistakingly throwing up the letter T in front of their faces, instead of the letter L. Sorry, I lost the picture damn it.

Their other ladder climbing friends ragged on for being mindless myspace followers in one of the most bizarre trends to hit the Orlando myspace scene… [Brackets].Photobucket


Aaron Wright Photobucket was gently put on the roaster. Details of his marriage and current high school girlfriend were conveniently left out.


Jamesson Photobucket was called out on being exactly what he was, a fame seeking Orlando gay club doorboy who took entirely too many pictures of himself .

Downtown Jewlie Purple Photobucket cried that her airbrushed pictures were used illegally and not for the public. Her myspace is private, yet available to over 5,000 “friends”.

We were better informed of M.C Rad ‘s gay hair Photobucket, failing promoting career, virginity, and love for songs such as “Hey there Delilah”.

Adrian’s possible coke habit was unveiled,Photobucket only to then reveal his (ex)boyfriend Seans coke habit, which then unveiled about 6 other scenies coke habits later on in the comments.

This guy was unfortunately brought to light. Photobucket.

Wax Troll’s were spotted in nightclubs to pose next to Photobucket,

Renee’s fake titty Photobucket “I have them, but you can’t see them” Internet cam whore scam was "busted". Her hair has still not been introduced to shampoo.

Liquid Cellar was unshockingly revealed as a shithole Photobucket

Girl’s at Sam’s I love the 90’s did this Photobucket,

Pounders renamed itself something just as sausagefesty Photobucket

Wes ran away with carnivals money, but not really because Adrian was pocketing it on the side while charging full price at the doors and taking away guest lists.Photobucket. And Hugo had an online nervous breakdown, but returned to Carnival a week later.

Yip Yip continued to blend into the walls of a state fair fun house Photobucket.


Gay naked Timothy got warm by a fire Photobucket

The lead singer of Blood on the Dance Floor Photobucket tried to move out of his parents Windermere house, but failed like his music.. He is still trying to find that perfect glue to hold his mic stand together.


The entire town of BithloPhotobucket joined us to defend Mike Busey and learnededed for the first time ever how to type on a computer keyboard.

Kinetica was trashed for endless pictures of themselves looking hopelessly in love, extra matchy, and a bit creepy Photobucket. Their sassilacious videos with guests spots going to Zelda characters were received with cringing laughter.

And Delmar got kicked out of Florida. Photobucket.


I smell a Defamed: Season Two coming on...



And just for old times sake:



Oh man. I miss this thing.

58 comments:

Anonymous said...

sweet jesus. YES.

i hope this means you're back. Don't toy with us.

estrange said...

yea for real!!!! i can't wait for all the shit to hit the fan again!

CT said...

season two haha. I eagerly await it...that is if someone doesn't beat you up and leave you dead before then. :)

sarah said...

haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa haaaaaaaaaa on the new kinetica video.

Anonymous said...

Go, Inn (.)

Becky Doesn't Sleep said...

You are so coming back! And sausagefesty is my new favorite word :)

Anonymous said...

please do pop off pleasssssse

haha said...

season two coming in the fall.

billy white said...

That "Kinetica" video is straight up embarrassing to watch. I couldn't hear it, not sure if that's a good thing or not. I recognize them from their grand entrances to a dance floor. The girl is kinda cute but the dude in the little hats and Willy Wonka outfits fails. Love the sash or whatever around the neck.

My earliest memories of Delmar are when he used to wear a red bandana on his head like he was hiding chemo therapy + a denim jacket trying to mosh at hardcore shows in Davie. Best. Also hanging like a monkey off the stage during Ed Banger at WMC two years ago. My advice to him: No one cares.

"Rockin Richey" fucking approached me once at the UCF Library like three years ago. He desperately wanted me to know that he was destined for big things. Really, one of the strangest encounters.

Carnival is after my time so I don't have the right. Something or someone tells me its an abomination though.

Yip-Yip is awesome.

& Renee's titties win

Marc said...

LOVE the recap.

Anonymous said...

delmar will forever be the butt of everyone's jokes here. kinetica will live on in orlando as being the cheesiest couple to ever step out of their car downtown, and whether adrian really is or not, he will forever be remembered as a gay coke head. I like this blog because it reminds me of a tv show. TV shows are also a bunch of nobodies that we suddenly become interested in week after week. The same goes for the characters in this blog.

nicely done said...

applaud applaud. This was the writing people are talking about.

Just plain old witty.'

if you come back just slow down. give us more of you, and less of whoever you are sticking up there. just friendly advice becuse ive loved you always and regardless.

Anonymous said...

The tropicals are no longer together!!! You really did put a kabosh (sp?) on that one defame. A lot of us thank you, it really was getting out of control.

meme said...

i lol'd on hugo's online nervous breakdown.

Anonymous said...

well done. great fucking recap.

Anonymous said...

i also lol'd on the busey one.

Justin said...

amazing what a good sweep will do ;)

anor said...

haha. hahahahahaaaaa.
yes.
thank god.

bored ass bitch said...

yes, is it sweeps week? final voting times for Orlando weekly? Either way, I LOVE YOU DEFAMED! BE MINE VALENTINE!!!
WHO ARE YOU! Come to my window with a lone ranger outfit on!!!! Then I will know its you!
I LOOOOOOOOVE YOU DEFAMED!

Thanks for coming back and the amazing writing!

Elroy said...

The recap was amazing, better than some of the blogs were to begin with, and still I feel adequetly (why does my computer think I've spelled that wrong) prepared to laugh at more people. And if crazy people keep throwing glasses at walls at BBQ and start fights over Rock Band night at the Globe and Makos... stays open, there are still plenty of people to go.

On a more serious note, have you been to this queer playground of fat ugly gays that bring me my tab in shiny red slippers called Hamburger Marys. God that shit is awful.

Anonymous said...

because you did spell adequately wrong

melrose said...

and more cats plz

Whitney said...

Don't jerk me around, Defame. I find you, lose you and now your back? In a month? You're turning me emo..

WB. I look forward to more hilarious critiques on the local cesspool.

Anonymous said...

adequately, elroy. :)

rona said...

"you must be defame orlando's friend to send defame orlando a message"
WTF? Why?

Elroy said...

In my defense, Google didn't say anything about "adequetly"... no "did you mean", no 1 page results. Well, I think I've finally found the flaw in Google.

defameorlando said...

Rona and Spickler,

You read this blog, comment all the time, and want to send me messages on myspace. Yet you don't want to add me as a friend? Hmph. Elitists...

Josh Spickler said...

Very much so, yes.

Courtney said...

please come back, i need something to do while i should be writing papers and doing school work.

medison said...

[T]

ro na na said...

you're the elitist, only accepting correspondence from your "friends".

rick said...

The kinetica is the gayest thing i ever seen, and its funny how he thinks its somekind of big hit, and he really thinks it is good which makes it even gayer, its the worst thing i ever heard in my life!

Anonymous said...

mr kinetica is a starbucks barista lol

Anonymous said...

Omg please defame Pop Off because it is a new night and it did well and I want desperately to read snide remarks about it because I hate all DJ nights. Also, I am a moron who can't help but lump everything containing similar ancillary elements together, even when the fundamental ideas that define them are different. Please cater to my idiocy, because apparently no one else will. I am a creature of simple and base reasoning, and i need someone as clever as you to put down in words what I never knew was my own viewpoint, but apparently is because it is funny to be unjustifiably mean when someone else is merely poking fun. I fucking LOVE you. Validate me.

matty j said...

god...

kinetica is such GARBAGE.

unfortunately i have to see these nig nogs dance every week.

seriously what the fuck is up with dudes hair cut?

AYE MOTHER FUCKERS ITS NOT 1912 DRESS LIKE THE REST OF US AMERICANS!!!

please do us a favor and drink and drive!

Stella "Bunny" Brennan said...

It's July. Where is the cherry pie, Defame? Get back to work!

defameorlando said...

Leave me alone, I took the summer off. Bicker amongst yourselves a little bit longer.

And was that Preston's, aka Diddles, girlfriend commenting anonymously a few floors up? She strikes me as someone who would know how to use the word "ancillary" properly.

Anonymous said...

1.) Thank you for coming back
2.) Someone needs to tell the Kinetica girl that her boyfriend is a homosexual.
3.)Someone also needs to tell the girl in Kinetcia to stop showing off her lack of a chest.


Welcome back Defame.

Benji said...

diddlefucks girlfriend once told me she "has too many cute dresses to skip going out a night".

Anonymous said...

Aaron's girlfriend graduated from highschool this year thank you very much!

Anonymous said...

aarons girlfriend is a naive little baby. thats all im gunna say.

Anonymous said...

do you think she babysits his son?

Elroy said...

I once heard the exact same words from her Benjii... or at least eerily similar.

Anonymous said...

ive seen her clothes. and im not sure of what her definition of cute dresses is.

Anonymous said...

okay.... i hope i can keep waiting for season two. this aint the sopranos, with a big ass break in between. to keep interest, don;t you think you should just keep writing? About something? Keep up the skills?

Anonymous said...

IN OTHER WORDS: The only people who think this blog is unjustifiably mean should be those with no real sense of self worth or esteem. Those people who are so dull and insecure that their entire basis for existence relies in other people's validation thereof. So when they get called out for whatever it is they're doing, with a negative opinion attached, they decide to cry about it, because it is something other than praise from a complete stranger. It hurts their shattered self image when someone so boldly reminds them of what they never knew they were. Which is STILL just poking fun. A stranger's opinion, whether it is praise or disapproval, should never fucking matter.
SELF HELP for all you assholes who will never understand or give a shit anyway.

DEFAME, it is not fair to compare reading your blog to reading or even writing comments. If I wanted to hear simple minded opinions, there would be no thirst for your blog.

also, I didn't write the alleged diddles girlfriend comment, this is a different person.
you must think your fans are so fucking weird.

defameorlando said...

"okay.... i hope i can keep waiting for season two. this aint the sopranos, with a big ass break in between. to keep interest, don;t you think you should just keep writing? About something? Keep up the skills?"

No not really. I prefer sitting around the house a little bit longer. If you come back to read cool, if you don't, cool.

Pecan Pie said...

"No not really. I prefer sitting around the house a little bit longer. If you come back to read cool, if you don't, cool."

My friend Lenny's a stoner, too. :)

Anonymous said...

if defame smokes weed it will kind of ruin this for me.

estrange said...

wow... just because some one smokes weed your gonna get all bent out of shape.... i bet you find drinking the coolest thing ever.. fuckin wank

defameorlando said...

Haha. I really have to lay off the pot. All this time I didn't even think I smoked it.

rones said...

estrange...get fucked.
i agree with whoever up there. if defame were a druggie it would make me mad because it would validate the argument of stoners being productive and then make me jealous i've never hit the pipe.
also-it's "someone" and "you're". stop smoking.

estrange said...

:)

2 Live Crew Tomorrow at Firestone said...

Yeah, I thought we went over this anyway: Coke habits are way cooler.

Hona said...

Rona is annoying and whiney.

rona said...

agreed.

Anonymous said...

i'm new to this site, and i'm confused about so much right now my head is spinning. i can't even wrap my head around this "ladder climbing" thing. if you were a social climber, why would you be wasting your time with DJ's and/or club promoters? they'll never see a million dollars in a year, or probably their entire lives. you act like downtown orlando drunks are the pinnacle of the upper east side. what are they trying to gain? free drinks? no cover? it certainly isn't social status. further, i don't understand why any of you care about these people. is it because orlando nightlife is so flooded with losers that nobody can take it anymore? i mean seriously, i've never seen anything like this before. good satire, though.

Pee said...

"you act like downtown orlando drunks are the pinnacle of the upper east side. what are they trying to gain? free drinks? no cover? it certainly isn't social status."

actually thats exactly what they are trying to gain, as well as social status. no one ever said what they were doing wasn't pathetic. you can still try and ladder climb because you have a false idea of what you think is cool...