Thursday, June 19, 2008

Adios Assholes

I figured I wouldn't leave you totally empty handed with nothing to say about it all. Anyone miss it? Glad it's gone?

118 comments:

billy white said...

I'LL READ IT NOW

Anonymous said...

i miss you defame. please come back t o us...

Anonymous said...

this is disappointing. i voted for you in orlando weekly :(

Anonymous said...

thank you for doing us all a favor.

CT said...

not a favor for me. and why are you even commenting on here if you hated reading it. i know defame will be back.

Matt said...

COME BACK!!!Well you were voted for and it was for the blog you brought all of us for a very interesting few months. You got more hits than any other blog in orlando in that amount of time, so you still deserve to win.

rona said...

don't come back. i wasted too much time at work because of this shit.

Anonymous said...

well, i will miss this. the "chosen" few who know who you are are a lucky little bunch. this thing is kinda sacred now that it's gone :(

J. Chris said...

You know if you win Orlando Weekly's "Best Blog", you've got to come back, right?

mike said...

I have a feeling once you stir up some more hate you'll be back in no time. Or yeah if you win or at least place in best blog of orlando. because hands down, no matter what people like to say on here, this was entertaining as fuck and everyone who typed defameorlando.blogspot.com into their web browser knows it.

Anonymous said...

what adrian up there as anonymous meant to say was "thank you for doing HIM a favor"

Anonymous said...

i dont miss it. i felt that i was seconds away from being put up there and now i can breath again

K said...

kinda shitty. did you run out of things? i dont know how that would even be possible here. maybe you just wanted your days and nights back. thats probably it.

Anonymous said...

"WTF.

The Defame Orlando blog has been deleted?!?!

::the shock heard 'round the scene::"


lol.

Anonymous said...

probably too afraid of getting his ass beat once we all found out who he was.

billy white said...
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Anonymous said...

that's a stupid guess. couldn't that still happen now regardless? and why would you beat anyones ass for this you loser.

jj said...

i'm pretty sure a lot of cats are headhunting for this asshole...the only one you probably don't have to worry too much about is gaydrian.

Anonymous said...

http://www.orlandoweekly.com/blog/default.asp?perm=1322

Whitney said...

What what what? I just started reading a couple weeks ago! Don't leave now! I was developing a hero...

Come back and win the Orlando Weekly's best blog!!!!

:(

Anonymous said...

Glad its gone

damn it said...

aww orlando weekly made a write up about it. start this bitch up again!

Anonymous said...

this sucks. im bored as hell at work right now. someone say something mean about someone.

oh wah said...

jj you are such a bitter crybaby. it was a joke. no one called out your std's or babies mama. maybe if people didnt look and act so stupid all the time this site wouldnt exist. wouldnt have existed.

hmm said...

its technically still a blog so i think it still has a chance in the contest.

Anonymous said...

please, defame, do not come back. it was good while it lasted but it was all too much. it hurt a lot of peoples feelings, to the point of them not even wanting to go out anymore...as if they weren't sad enough with their lives as it was-you had to exasterbate it to a point of misery for some. i think your decision to stop blogging was a good one. making fun of people isn't something pride yourself on. i'm sure with your writing talents you can do something better.

Anonymous said...

i want to know who this fucker is-fucking writing a blog based around talking shit and can't fess up

rona said...

90% of the interest in this blog is/was NOT knowing who it was, retard.

i lost my moniker said...

don't come back unless you win best blog, and then defame the orlando weekly's best of orlando line by line.

Anonymous said...

paul and dawe suck.

sorry.

thought I'd get it out one last time.

Anonymous said...

i agree with rona-this site would suck if it weren't anonymous. who CARES who is writing it? it's mostly the comments that fuel the blog, anyway. all the writer does it provide the material. i highly doubt the dude behind this wants all the attention they'd get from saying who they were. it actually seems like the exact oppisite of everything he stands for.

Kim said...

esp when people threaten to beat someone up or have their head. wtf. i know i wouldnt tell if that were the case.

murphy said...

lol at all these internet gangsters..

adios josh spickler :)

Found Vinyl said...

Sad to see it go but I kinda knew it was over for awhile. Those first few weeks there were multiple posts daily and it's slowly started to fizzle out since.

But yo, Defamer, it's not about the posts; it's about the comments section. If you are out of material or something I wouldn't worry about it. Just post somthing quasi Orlando related and let people go at it. I think a post about an ad for Publix or something would eventually get back to how so and so blows it and whatnot.

Either way, it's been fun.

terminalboredom said...
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Anonymous said...

about time.

Anonymous said...

this sucks

Chris K said...

they said everything that needed to be said for us. i think its good he/she left on top before they started picking on children and their clothing choices at the local elementary schools.

Anonymous said...

The purpose has been served. Sad to see it go. So much entertaining shit talking. It made the internet beutiful again.

E for ? said...

"probably too afraid of getting HIS ass beat"....i'll be sure to relay the message the HER, dumbfuck.

defameorlando said...

I actually took it down because Dodger stopped commenting.

defame is a liar said...

you violated TOS thats why.

the N said...

I'm sure a lot of us voted for you in orlando weekly, you shouldn't leave!


and Saturday Thursday was never that cool anyway. really.

defameorlando said...

Terms of Service? Haha. If that were the case and I didn't take it down because I WANTED TO, I would shrug my shoulders and put up a post of Pop Off tomorrow and start this thing all over until I was caught again. Nothing on here was in violation of their terms of service. Also, did you not see the post I made last night about taking it down in five minutes and five minutes later it was taken down? I don't think Blogger gives you any kind of notice and exact minutes of when they are removing your site. Blah blah blah. Great, now I'm bored and want to defame Pop Off. Thanks Asshole.

asa said...

stop fronting...i was truly bummed out that you took this down on the eve of Pop Off. Tonight, by all standards, was nothing but fun. but really, it is a true crisis on the face of this earth that defame is no more...

Mike Dalton said...

I just need to know if this is coming back or not so I can know if I need to delete it from my bookmarks.

Anonymous said...

defame is a dirty little whore. now tell me whether or not you are coming back so i can stop checking this shit for no reason, bitch.

rion said...

man, this website almost made me want to move back to orlando.

R.I.P. Defame Orlando

Anonymous said...

Get back on the horse.

ro na na said...

made you want to move BACK to orlando? that's fucking twisted.

Anonymous said...

fishDICKS kittyBAT DIDDLES HARDER sauce????? can we please address this POP OFF garbage since defame isn't going to? the names of the DJ's alone is enough material.

Anonymous said...

probably too afraid of getting his ass beat once we all found out who he was.

personally i think everyone who got defamed look like a bunch of pussies anyway, so i dont know who "we all" is unless its the ugly ass dudes at all the bro bars in which case, LOL.

pls keep writing.

billy white said...

please bring this piece of shit blog back

one of the loyal many. said...

way to end right at the best time. when a town is in need of a super hero you leave. (i mean pop off and then shit show saturdays and i mean really??)

its all good - i'll stop hearing so much shit at work about this now...

Dont miss out on Dr. Dog at the Cocktagon on saturday! Then go laugh at Pauly play the role of an iPod monday at Crush!

we can't let this pathetic scene die just because defamed isn't around to make us interwebz superstars anymore..

rion said...

@rona -- i was being facetious.

ronahhh said...

thank fuck for that. did anyone catch p.m dawn last night? i just read that they were in orlando..

La Playa (it's Spanish, dummies) said...

Orlando is just as dildos as any other town, including all the terminally "cool" cities in the US i.e. NYC and Portland. Mockery is the most elemental ingredient in comedy and if all you hip wieners who think you're so much better than the next schmoe don't realize that, well, I don't what to tell ya. At the very least you can't take a joke. Besides I don't know a single person, including myself, who WASN'T itching to get defamed. We all have our tragic flaws. LULZ 4 LIFE.

Anonymous said...

la playa, you obviously has some inferiority complex and should probably go see a therapist. Not only did you try and imply that we didnt know "la playa" was of the spanish language (we're such dummies!), but you're so insecure that you convinced yourself that all of those who read this website daily didn't understand its humor -- nobody said they didn't understand mockery, thanks for the history lesson anyway. You're the hip weiner who thinks he's better than the next schmoe -- just look in the mirror.

Elroy said...

I enjoyed reading this blog and agreed more often than not, but I'm ok with it shutting down. The past few weeks haven't been as interesting as it was in the beginning, and no I don't include comments because I come here for Defame's witty banter, not lame anonymous one liners and whatever it is Cesar and Rona, etc. talk about. If you ever do something else Defame, I'm there though.

yeah... said...

i love how it goes away and then comes back and we all go back to hating on everyone just like we were before. and we wonder why it went away too... hmmm

J. Chris Callahan said...

In all honesty, Defame - for your sake.. there were/are a lot of bar and club owners looking for you.

.. a lot.

Jessi said...

I like that someone quoted my "::shock heard 'round the scene::" myspace bulletin about the deleting. :D

- I am saddened by the deleting of the site.
- I too voted Defame:Orlando to the Orlando Weekly.

matty j said...

I am quite a slow developer and I have found that I enjoy looking at other guys' penises. I get sexually aroused when I see guys' penises. I think that I am gay but the society in which I live would not accept that. I also enjoy getting with girls. Am I gay, Bisexual or what? What should I do?

Anonymous said...

S/T was the shit!!!!!!!!!

lol

igor said...

come move to NYC. i will give you a job defaming people in photos on my site.

Melissa Rose said...

Defame Orlando made me think....not just about what a fun time I had the night before, but about the character of the people I constantly surrounded myself with. Defame was the voice of conscience that goes straight out the window after a few shots of vodka.

Anonymous said...

oh please please keep you blog. its like watching a really bad soap opera. and my boyfriend squirms when i read it.

die bitch said...

j chris knows what he's talking about. i'm one of them. i hope you don't drink, defame, cause youre guna have very few places to do it at after your life glory is won by getting best blog in the weekly. i know for a fact you are one of two girls, both of whom are no better than the people you talk shit about on this blog.

Anonymous said...

Im inspired, so I'm starting a Defame:Palatka...see you all there!

Anonymous said...

club and bar owners looking for her?

wow you orlando club and bar owners must be so tough, all butthurt over the internet.

pretty sure the amount of fucktards entering your shitty clubs hasn't dimished since the creation of this blog.

Anonymous said...

What's Dr. Dog gonna do when everyone graduates (or fails) college?

murphy said...

i say you turn the domain into a forum, and let the shit talking continue

Anonymous said...

"i hope you don't drink, defame, cause youre guna have very few places to do it at after your life glory is won by getting best blog in the weekly."

I am pretty sure there are more then a few bars that have open doors and probably a fair share of free drinks ready to hand out for Defame.

BTW as if "gonna" wasn't white trash enough, you went ahead and made it even worse with "guna" way to go idiot.

Anonymous said...

You're bluffing.

adam s said...

"In all honesty, Defame - for your sake.. there were/are a lot of bar and club owners looking for you."

"j chris knows what he's talking about. i'm one of them."


How is this any different than something like the Orlando Sentinel giving a club night/event/show/restaurant a bad review? Would you call up that writer and physically threaten them if you disagreed with their editorial opinion?

I don't recall anyone on here saying things that could be construed as libel, other than in the comments, which are submitted by you, the readers. It's not as if the writers of this blog posted "I don't like Firestone because the music sucks and OH YEAH...THEY HATE BLACK PEOPLE, STOP GOING THERE!" or something else completely untrue like that.

Maybe if these bar/club owners stopped looking for internet strawmen to blame their waning customer base on, and used that effort to fix the issues that are being publicly discussed about how they're doing business (i.e. listening to their customers), they wouldn't have to worry about these problems.

But yeah, I suppose it is easier to round up an internet posse and threaten people.

matty j said...

lets face it..



MAKO'S ISN'T THAT BAD GUYS!

Stella "Bunny" Brennan said...

FUCKITY FUCK FUcK!!!! Go take a God damn XANAX!

PS. I sure hope I didn't hurt anyone's feelings...including the sea creatures and insects.

CZAR said...

Likely the very reason this blog discontinued, you guys are misconstruding information. The bar and club owners aren't threatening anyone. They're merely stating that this Defamer won't be drinking or allowed in most of Orlando's clubs if someone snitches out who they are.

There's always a seat in the Silk VIP Lounge at The Cocktagon for you. I'm sure we could get Dawe to get you a bottle of Verdi. I read on their website that he owes you one.

Anonymous said...

hahahahaha czar. oh my. poor defame.

Anonymous said...

STELLA? My love from L.A? Are you really reading this blog? Hah!

Justin said...

(porky pig)

da blee da blee da blee da blee

That's all folks!

defameorlando said...

I miss my blog. Maybe I'll just take a summer vacation. I didn't realize I was actually pissing off bar OWNERS. Now that makes it all worth writing!

P.S.
There isn't one single bar that I go to that would ever take offense to anything on here. I'm not worried.

Dogs Dawg said...

are you worried about getting your ass beat? i would be.

defameorlando said...

Hahah. What? Honestly? If you are going to beat my ass for posting pictures of a whatever club, that got mocked by 100 OTHER people... Then yes, I'm a little worried about the length you would go to, to hurt someone, all because you can't take a fucking joke. So yes, your instability does scare me a bit.

CT said...

why are people still threatening defame after it was taken down? why don't you up the level of class you were being trashed for in the first place and laugh it off like a good normal human being.

BREVARD!!! said...

i'm gonna start reppin south trop on this! SOUTH TROP!!! ooooo yeaaa three two one bitch!!!

Anonymous said...

some of you are nutcases. get a fucking life.

K said...

defame: local internet gangz

Anonymous said...

Pretty sure defame didn't want to be in any of those future shutdowns anyways. Defame, you're allowed in my bar anytime. Hint. It has horns.

and keep making threats. if anything ever happens to this person I am sure they will have plenty of i.p addresses off the site to turn in.

Anonymous said...

i love how A. people thing the defamer can see IP addresses and B. that any of you will ever find out who he/she is. the best part of this blog is NOT knowing who it is and i think they know that.

RobbyV.com said...

HOLY SHIT!! SOMEONE TOOK A PICTURE OF THE DEFAME:ORLANDO GUY:

http://img.villagephotos.com/p/2004-10/850626/DefameGuy.jpg

Honestly, I didn't like your blog at the beginning, but you grew on me, hopefully the picture drives you to come back.

Anonymous said...

i am actually sad to see this blog go
i think alot of you really needed to be poked fun at.
i actually like the way this blogger so made you look at your selves and laugh. i am sure a couple cried. it's good for you.
grow up. i am just sad that i didnt get to figure out who it was. nto to be violent, but to sit down and have a beer with this person. thank them for saying what i have been thinking or saying all along. people are funny, and self involved, and need to be taken down a notch some times

welcome at the bar i work anytime.
here is a hint.
it has two bb's
and i am the maniac.
behind the bar.

Anonymous said...

i will fight anyone at carnival.

Anonymous said...

I think your blog was hilarious and it provided plenty of fodder after Crush, S/T, Indie Bar, the Social. And the college scene! Its Fucking hilarious.

Club Owners? Ya'll can't take a joke? Why? because it provides a place for people who THINK they know something personal about a club owner or a situation or a person or personality or a different club or why someone was fired or why someone was rehired ... shit, the list goes on and on and on.... to discuss cool and uncool and real and unreal things?
This DEFAME person has only given us an opportunity to look in the mirror. If club owners are upset that a drunk person got defamed by being wasted and the photo picked is from thier club, for gods sake, shut your fucking bar down and open a bookstore. or a coffee house. Or a porno store. or a grocery. or become a doctor and fly to africa to solve the aids crisis.
Bar owners, stop threatening poor lil Defamed. DEFAMED is another media forum... art imitates life... life imitates art.... if your club/bar/myspace page/facebook page/ fake tits/ penis size/ reputation is so threatened by this silly little blog you should grow a thicker skin. OR, conversely, clean up your environment so the "public forum" and "criticism" that you are so concerned about.... will disappear. You could actually use this as an advantage ... see it as a litmus test.. where you fall in the scheme of things.... make appropriate changes so you can be the top of the shit pile again!
Keep it UP, DEFAMED. What the silly bar owners don't realize is: the more they are DEFAMED and thier patrons are DEFAMED, the more biz they will get. Maybe thats why they didn't go to medical school. They can see beyond the bottom of the bottles.

Stella "Bunny" Brennan said...

Can I bum a cigarette off any of you guys? All this trash-talking makes me wanna smoke.

Anonymous said...

you are welcome at the bar i work at too. here's your three letter hint: B B Q and feel free come to the bar behind it hint: I ___.

Anonymous said...

ip addresses are logged if they have any kind of tracker on this which im sure they do. all you have to do is match the comment and time to the ip addy. it wont tell you who exactly commented, but where it came from. and if anyone wanted to dive in further, like police, it could pinpoint a person easily.

not that its gonna get that far. just saying that for the sake of the nutties who can't take a joke.

Josh Spickler said...

Does anyone find that Frankie Muniz picture at all funny? Maybe I'm missing something...

karma said...

are people really talking about hurting someone and police and detectives...holy shit this thing reached a new level of low. bring it back. the word douchebag has been defined in the comments of the assholes on here making cheap threats. they deserve to have a blog dedicated to them!

Anonymous said...

youre not welcome at the bar im at. its got about 25 people going to it now and is really just a bunch of idiot faggot assholes running around thinking that they matter when really our night is a total joke. it happens on wed night and starts with the word "carnival". see if you can guess it!

oh and your also not welcome on thurs nights at firestone. because again we are too stupid for you. hint: firestone.

Anonymous said...

i found it kinda funny. sorry guess that makes me uncool huh.

Anonymous said...

all you "bartenders" are kind of retarded if you don't think that defame is ALREADY an installment in your stupid B lettered bars. anywhere else theyd get the hipster knocked out of em.

J. Chris Callahan- Self-Important Ass hole. said...

" J. Chris Callahan said...

In all honesty, Defame - for your sake.. there were/are a lot of bar and club owners looking for you.

.. a lot."

No there aren't, you idiot. Stop talking about things you know nothing about, you self-important douchebag.

Anonymous said...

when did defame become a hipster now? isnt that what this blog was going against?

Anonymous said...

a. because it takes one to know one.
b. i don't think this blog is anti-hipster at all. not one person who has been defamed would be considered a "hipster" at all, actually. i think this blog is anti-totally fucking retarded.

Anonymous said...

then get off it dumbass.

sara said...

Thats because there were no hipsters worth defaming. the clothes and fashion trends were certainly made fun of.

Anonymous said...

"then get off it"??
i was saying i liked the site. learn to read. anti-totally-fucking-retarded. maybe that helps.

Anonymous said...

i'm new to this whole "defame:orlando" thing... so i really haven't seen much of anything from it... other then alot of these ppls stupid comments, and threats, and the only blog available to see right now that is up... which i found amusing due to actually knowing or seeing these ppl that are being cracked on by Defame thru out the many years i've been involved in and reviewed on the orlando downtown club/bar scene! one comment in particular that caught my eye was this....

"pretty sure the amount of fucktards entering your shitty clubs hasn't dimished since the creation of this blog."


in all honesty... being a club/bar/ppl critic myself and going to these places just to go check it out there and give my reviews on the place every so often... i can disagree with this!!! i'll go to a couple of the places mentioned in these dumbass ppls comments... oh say... probobly once or twice a month just to see what may or may not be going on there and what, if any, changes they have made! hell i just went to firestone last night, one of my first times going back there in a month... and i can attest to the fact that the place was really dead compared to how it was when i last went there to get stuff to review them about! every other time aside from last night, the place has actually been quite packed with all the emo kids, hip hop hipters, and break dancers/ EDM kids!!! it was actually quite neat to see all these ppl combined so peacefully into one club w/o there being any displayes of violence!!! so i'm sure, that although "Defame" is cracking some pretty hilarious jokes on some pretty rediculous looking pictures of ppl that go there.... and although i enjoy his/her humor and what little i have seen of the stuff he/she has blogged about.... him/her cracking these jokes has more so caused ppl not to want to go to these places... in order to be saved from his/her wrath!!! even so if this is the case... then these kids who Defame cracks jokes on... i do agree really need to learn to take a fucking joke and if it really upsets them... then maybe these ppl need to make some changes to their fashion style, lifestyle, and generally just who they are as a person!!! these ppl should just look at it as contructive, humorous critisism!!!!

personally in my opinion... firestone used to be the shit... remembering back to the old skool sundays and also old skool thursdays (i think it was thurs. may it was tues. either way it was a long time ago...so i don't really recall) when they had the foam pit? hell firestone still is the shit sometimes on saturdays depending on who is performing there!!! however i'm not a huge fan of thursdays there... if i really ever go on thursdays it is b/c someone has dragged me there or i know someone there that i need to see there! even then i don't like being there for a long period of time! the music downstairs in the main room is sometimes ok... depending on who is playing... but most the times it gives me the worst migrane i've ever had!!! the den at firestone seems to be one of the most crowdede rooms there on thrursday, and second most crowded room would be the loft upstairs... and honestly that is only b/c of the main dj up there having all of his friends and promo buddies, and their friends up there! (however i have to say the music is the best upstairs then anywhere else in that club on thursdays! my compliments to the dj up there!)

still tho, on thursdays all i see is nothing but a bunch of underaged kids trying to get their of aged friends to get them drinks or share their drinks with them, or i see these emo kids who obviously have some type of identity crises going on, or maybe it's that they feel their parents don't love them enough, or possibly they are trying to be accepted by ppl and be thought of as cool!!! (either way i doubt cool is a label you can get by the way you dress... it's more so labeled to you based on your personality and friendliness). or shall i mention the lil DJ whores i see always trying to be all over the DJ or whoever else is most popular with the higher ups in the scene... boy oh boy could i tell some stories about one girl i saw there last night who was dressed like a whore in these short spandex looking shorts that showed most of her ass, and black shirt, with a baseball cap on; she acted just like a whore to top it off too... parading around and rubbing her ass all over different guys, not to mention i must have walked around that place a dozen time and saw her kissing several different guys who were all part of the same crowd!!!! (damn i hate seeing girls like that who have no respect for themselves, who feel the need the dress and act like that just to get attention and whatever else they need or want from guys!!!!) personally the only decent ppl i can honestly say i see there would be the ppl dressed for comfort in a pair of jeans, sneakers, button down shirt/t-shirt/tank tops (girls only), etc, (in other words they are dressed with a lil bit of class and normality), that keep to themselves and their crowd, enjoying their time there mingling, dancing, and responsibly drinking. one crowd in particular i have to be quite fond of is the break dancing crowd.... i always enjoy seeing what kinda new stunt or move they are going to come up with next, along with the friendly lil battle of dance moves they throw at each other! now some of those kids have some talent!

on another note.... the guy who is the main promo and event co-ordinator for sat. and thurs. nites at that place... (no names to be mentioned of course) is supposidly one of the hugest promotors and EDM event co-ordinators in the city of orlando.... and i don't say supposidly to lightly on this! sure this guy has obviously done well for himself, especially from what he used to be... but the person he is, is what makes him garbage! he parades around the club thinking he is the shit, and has let all this local glory go to his head! but what he doesn't realize is... just like the guy who taught him, gave him all the contacts, techniques, etc.... he too will become a washed up nobody that no one will remember, (unless they're his friends), all because the events he throws has all the same druggie kids there getting all fucked up out of their minds, be it by drinking or by drugs! these kids probobly wouldn't even remember who all was performing at the show, or where they parked their car, or even who they left with from the event for that matter.... let alone who it actually is that put on the event they just got ever so fucked up at!!! i've tried speaking with this guy on several occassions... to see about the possibility of some type of media pass to a few of his events so i can get some better reviews about them and what he does... however everytime i've made the attempt... he has only acted like a complete asshole, who wouldn't give anyone the time of day, that could care less about anythign but himself and his money!!!! this guy definitely gave me the impression that he isn't in it for others... but only for himself!!!! and thats just bad business!!!!

so while i can attest to the fact that maybe this Defame guy and all his/her wrath on ppl in these scene probobly has something to do with the demise of ppl going to these places.... i can also admit to the fact that based off of all my dealings in these scenes and many of the event co-ordinators/bar owners/club owners/promotors..... that it could also be these ppl's total lack of being in it for the ppl to enjoy... verses them being in it just to make a quick buck!!!!

now then this end note of my lengthy comment is to all you readers who think you are big billy bad-asses with a key board and talking shit and making threats over the internet!!!! seriously the last time i checked, threatening or speaking of treats over the internet and talking shit to ppl over the internet... was one of the most lame kinda ways to prove yourself of anything!!!! if you don't agree with Defame and don't find humor from any of whats said by Defame, and don't enjoy the blog for any reason other then to talk shit to someone over comments... and especially if you have nothing intelligent enough to come up with to say or talk about other then thoughts of speculation and threats... then here is a lil piece of advice... TAKE THE IDIOT STICK OUT OF YOU ASS, GROW A SET OF BALLS, OR AT LEAST A BRAIN, AND STOP COMING TO THE WEBSITE YOU HATE SO MUCH, AND JUST DO EVERYONE ELSE THE FAVOR OF GOING THE FUCK AWAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

J. Chris said...

"No there aren't, you idiot. Stop talking about things you know nothing about, you self-important douchebag."

Let it go, Pal. He can't control you anymore. You know what I'm talking about. YOU'RE MAD AT YOU'RE DAD, NOT ME - I FORGIVE YOU!

Ren said...

Oooo - can we please make this blog about Saturday/Thursday again, Defame?

bored ass bitch said...

"on another note.... the guy who is the main promo and event co-ordinator for sat. and thurs. nites at that place... (no names to be mentioned of course) is supposidly one of the hugest promotors and EDM event co-ordinators in the city of orlando.... and i don't say supposidly to lightly on this! sure this guy has obviously done well for himself, especially from what he used to be... but the person he is, is what makes him garbage! he parades around the club thinking he is the shit, and has let all this local glory go to his head! but what he doesn't realize is... just like the guy who taught him, gave him all the contacts, techniques, etc.... he too will become a washed up nobody that no one will remember... "

OH PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE, MENTION THE NAME! SAY THE NAME!
Who Could It be Beeeeeeee, Now?
(insert men at work song here)

Anonymous said...

what publication do you review for? is it "supposidly rediculous?". it must be by the looks of your grammar..
SWEET JESUS that was the most annoying thing i've EVER read on here.

yikes! said...

perhaps your media pass was denied because you submitted a sample of your writing.
Blech.

jon-e said...

"the den at firestone seems to be one of the most crowdede rooms there on thrursday"

Haha, can I please read your reviews? PLEASE?

Your essential VIP treatment you think you deserve is waiting for you at Liquid Cellar.

Spickler said...

I honestly can't accurately put into words the feelings that I'm having after reading...whatever that was.

adam s. doesn't feel like logging in said...

Can I get the Monarch Notes version of whatever the fuck that is that I just read?

MR. SIR said...

well well. someone was a little bloody last night, weren't they? heh.