Thursday, July 3, 2008
DEFAMED: Sam Glicken(?)
And after reading that flyer lets not forget, "The music I probably never wanted to hear..."
I'm backkkkk. And I'm starting with our dear Orlando Promoter Mr. Sam aka Cru Jones...
A man who has failed at quite a few nights. And a man who has built up quite a few other nights that we wish had failed. I will give you this much, you are determined. Let’s run down the list, and forgive me if I skip anything, because you’ve screwed up at so many fucking places I can’t even begin to keep up with you. We have or had 90's night at crooked bayou then at Voyage, a stint at Sat/Thurs (or Blackout, rather...a night that failed in general, maybe partly because of you), Rockstar Karaoke?, Old town?, and now The Globe...ehhh I don’t feel like getting into all of them.
I, however, am here to help. I’ve created a few nights and idea’s for you and I have a feeling they will be right up your alley. Especially since you seem to have a thing for blast from the past structures. Don’t thank me. Thank Orlando for still opening their doors one after another after another after another...after another...after another...etc, etc...for you.
8-Track Mondays @ Wing Shack.
Premise: Self Explanatory.
Transformer Tuesdays @ Walmart’s Lawn and Garden Center.
Premise: Bring your favorite childhood toys in from the 80s and Sam will make them dance LIVE to the music.
Retro LaserDisc Wednesdays @ Lazy Moon Pizza
Premise: Sam lifts giant cd’s into a music player and eats pizza.
Phonograph Thursdays @ Johnny Rockets
Premise: Sam will turn the handle on all the toe tapping hits of 1876.
Xylophone Zoo Wii Night Fridays@ Skull Kingdom
Premise: YOU pick the zoo animal. Sam and your animal of choice will play the xylophone by your side while you play your favorite wii game on the big screen in front of everyone.
Break Up CD Saturdays @ Sonics Semoran Blvd.
Premise: While you wait for your food alone and heartbroken, Sam pulls up next to you in his car and turns up the volume on all the tear jerking hits you weren't ready to hear yet.
Album Cover Sundays @ The Colonial Promenade Dollar Theatre
Premise: Sam plays a slideshow of album covers on the screen while standing off to the side, beatboxing.
Feel free to use those. You too, Chris Kirkpatrick and Fritz. Don't think I don't see you two eyeballing Xylophone Zoo Wii Night.
Ahh that felt good. Need more.
Oh Peanut Butter and Fridayssssss....