Tuesday, July 8, 2008

DEFAMED: Glitter and Gold

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I’ve been trying to hold off on doing this for so long. The photo of Miss Fit standing in front of a record in what I thought couldn’t be anything more than a photo shoot for an “Anti Vinyl” campaign almost did them in, but I took the high road (or should I say, The Road Less Traveled) and let her off the hook. I can no longer do so. And let it be known that this is not me defaming Anita so back off on the personal attacks, I’m sure she has lovely ankles. I’m defaming their site.

That Anita just happens to write for…

Why? Well recently, there was the insane amount of pressure they gave me to please them.

Defame orlando came back… Bad idea guys! You should have just went out on top. We'll see if season two will be a bust. But really, there isn't enough in Orlando to shit talk on. You've covered all the stops. Please prove me wrong though. I need something to read while I take a lunch break.”

Then there was her myspace blog:

“Why defame Orlando died”

Because the material was getting bad. The author was not in tune with the Orlando scene like everyone hoped for. They ran out of material, and wanted to go out on top. Good bye defame orlando, you'll be missed.”


Then there was me laughing at the irony of her calling MY material bad. I can’t even figure out what the hell you guys are blogging about half the time. In one entry there was a picture of this

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And later, you were trying to sell me baby kittens.

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Which are really fucking cute, but that's besides the point.. Unless this kitten hails from Chicago and DJ's Photobucket , I'm confused as to why he is on the blog. What really did you in was the following excerpt from Glitter and Gold. This is a personal favorite of mine, so listen closely as Miss Fit tries to humorously explain something we have all been bending our brains to figure out...

Lil Wayne's “LOLLIPOP” lyrics

Miss Fit: I will give out free kisses to the first person who can tell me what “I let her lick the wrapper” means. Here are my guesses.

Well with that said, I already quit the game, but go on Anita…

#1. I let her lick the condom? Oh how considerate of you Mr. Wayne!?! You let her lick the wrapper! As if she wanted to. Condoms taste like toxic waste. Nothing taste better than coagulated semen and spermicidal lubricant. Plus most people don’t use condoms if they’re blowing someone. But wait. We have our dear friends the flavored condom. These gems add fun and excitement to your sex life, on top of YEAST INFECTIONS AND BACTERIAL VAGINOSIS. Thats right folks, these flavored goodies are clinically proven to cause itchiness, burning and white discharge in the female genitalia. I guess if you are strictly using them for blow jobs, than I guess you’re good to go? So flavored condoms might be the wrapper?


#2. I let her lick my scrotum. This explanation settles with me a little more. I know that most men like their scrotums licked during oral sex. If you are a clean man, your scrotum probably taste like nothing (fingers crossed for you little hussies licking lollipops) Scrotums are wrappers to the balls, and balls are kind of shaped like blow pops? So thats my guess people.



Oh boy. First, please never write again. I have no fucking clue what you said in those last few sentences. And second, you know what all of that reminded me of? One of those awkward, forced laughter moments you have with a friend that you don’t know well enough to say “shut the fuck up ” to when they start trying to be funny and are failing miserably.

Miss Fit, I don't hate what you do, just stick to the music and avoid the wit. I’m sure there are at least two other versions of Katy Perry’s “ I kissed a girl” waiting to be remixed. Leave the bad mouthing to me, in the case of Lil Wayne, to Perez Hilton. And most importantly please do not worry about me failing at Season 2 and running out of things to write about on my blog. As long as you write for Glitter and Gold, I will always have material for Defame: Orlando.
And give me one of those damn baby kittens.

134 comments:

Anonymous said...

"One of those awkward, forced laughter moments you have with a friend that you don’t know well enough to say “shut the fuck up ” to when they start trying to be funny and are failing miserably."

lol

Poopie Scoopie said...

Where did that top graphic come from??? theres a similar one on the myspace:

http://viewmorepics.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=viewImage&friendID=357500944&albumID=0&imageID=2224040

but the little rabbit poops that bitch is putting into her mouth don't match up on the letter O...

Looks like we found our defamer...

"If I defame myself maybe people will stop thinking i'm defame."

sean said...

best thing about this post is the picture of the kitten

Elroy said...

Were the kittens really for sale? I don't like that at all. I don't believe you should make a profit of such a beautiful biological process. If you don't want the kittens, don't let the cat get knocked up; much like if YOU don't want children, don't let yourself get knocked up. (Bob Barker wanted to tell you all to get hysterectomies but he settled with the neutered animal bit).

Also, kittens have nothing to do with music, which is good because I'm allergic. Yuck. I hate cats.

hiptophousewife said...

free kittens please, kthnx.

is that really the only defaming she gets? and isn't there another writer for glitter and gold?

eh, o well. i'm ok with the free kittehs.

Anonymous said...

anita is a not so small package of everything gross about orlando.

Waldo Faldo said...

Wow.

Anonymous said...

amazing. and i can't figure out if this was really mean or really spot on.

K said...

no really. what the hell was she babbling about hahaa. it was kinda humorous in like what you said a really bad way. i think i will keep reading her blog lol.

Anonymous said...

I don't think its mean. They brought up defame in their blog so defame blogged about them. seems fair. I want a kitten too.

smurfy said...

glitter and gold talked shit about a blog that can talk shit ten times harder. they kinda asked for it?

i see a love hate relationship between the two of them anyways.

and what they got was pretty light.

I love this site...

Anonymous said...

oye. her writing...

Anonymous said...

it makes me wonder if blogging should be such a public option. kinda like if every book someone wrote could be published and put in a barnes and noble. someone should really have the final say in the end as to whether or not we all have to actually waste our time reading it. not to mention when there is a whole crush party dedicated to your site. you really should then step up your game and make it worth the read. although that was kinda worth the read. in a really bad cringing kind of way.

spacey stacey said...

Anita I love you but you asked for this.

baby v said...

as an obsessive jem and the holograms fan, i am really offended by this site. they're so not truly outrageous or beautifully bold enough to have that title. synergy would NOT be pleased.

Anonymous said...

anita is going to have something to read about on her lunch break like she hoped for.

Anonymous said...

the site is entertaining. your gay 80's shit isn't.

ct said...

i tried to read their blog. tried.

Anonymous said...

the top graphic was stolen from ADBUSTERS magazine, culture of life, culture of death issue. the ironic thing is that magazine stands for everything glitter and gold does not.

J. Chris said...

"Nothing taste better than coagulated semen and spermicidal lubricant."

I think this alone is the reason why I like Glitter and Gold. Where are more of these, Miss Fit?

Much love.

skeetskat said...

that was anita's failed attempt at a "DEFAME" post.

Anonymous said...

Anita should move back to tampa. Her starting a fashion and music blog while have no sense of style (raybans are a must!!! I dress like I walked out of an american apparel catalog!) and hardly any musical knowledge (play a fucking instrument, take a jazz history class, kill yourself, whatever) is so pathetically unjustified that I actually feel bad for her. Poor tampa trash.

Anonymous said...

anitas not from tampa, shes from orlando. moron.

Anonymous said...

damn, it's a bad day when you get mistaken for a tampa girl.

dlux said...

Kill yourself if you can't figure out that in lollipop he is talking about licking the RAPPER...as in him

durrrrr

billy white said...

It's one thing to run a blog anonymously (there's still the chance people will figure out who runs it) but to spew out hateful shit about someone you don't even know, or have the guts to say with your identity attached, makes you 100 times worse.

You obviously don't know Anita, for one. Your issue with what she wears is moot. The same kind of person that is concerned with what someone else wears, is looking in the mirror way too often themselves. I'm not wearing anything, so blow me

Assuming you live in Orlando, its because of people like YOU that have inspired this blog. Unfriendly, hipster dorks who are too worried about what's cool than raging with your friends and meeting new ones. Maybe you could identify yourself and visit Tampa and have shit thrown at you when you least expect it.

Anonymous said...

I think the very idea of wasting words, written or otherwise, trying to discern meaning from any of Lil' Wayne's lyrics is a bit ridiculous... And it's nice to have you back.

wajuw said...

Really? I was crossing my fingers for a little "JSA" shit talking session. Carry on...

Stella "Bunny" Brennan said...

Oh boy. Where do I start! I love kittens and Bob Barker. The reply from "Anonymous" on July 8, 2008 @ 11:53am is troubling me. "Someone should really have the final say in the end as to whether or not we all have to waste our time reading it". The troubling part about this post is that this person is wasting his/her time by making random judgements on a blog that few people know about. This person needs to spread their infinite wisdom with the rest of the universe! The sky is not the limit for you, A-None-Of-Us (give a poopy about your opinion). Your thoughts have already propelled you way into the future, where silly little pieces of paper documenting our FREEDOM OF SPEECH don't exist. Kudos to you for being the brave, non-conforming, forward thinking revisionist. Tampa is waiting for your arrival. Just leave the kittens behind. They aren't ready for your super-duper intelligence.

Anonymous said...

billy-i assumed she was from tampa because apparently she is a liar, and told me not fresh over a month ago that's where she was from.
unfortunately, i do know her, and think i'm warranted in judging her sense of style because SHE WRITES FOR A FUCKING FASHION BLOG.
defame-you don't know any of the people you write about on a personal level. we do, and that's where the personal attacks come from. you're just a sad little outsider who got lucky wherein you can make satirical observations appealing to people who'd otherwise never talk to you.
btw, i live in miami.

steven said...

billy white...really? anita has blatent opinions on that website stating what people should listen to and what people should wear. so essentially she's a hateful hipster nerd; what drives this blog, according to you.

defameorlando said...

I know. It sucks how I know no one in Orlando...or Miami...

billy white said...

Touche dudes. LOL.

I barely know Anita, and I did not comment in an attempt to defend her. Nor did I know she ran a blog until I viewed this post. Have never been to it.

I'm taking a feeble stance against all of the people who want to make bold accusations and insults on people ANONYMOUSLY.

People should have to sign-up with a valid email for this shit-show before they are privileged to open their dirty mouths.

Anonymous said...

HHEELLO!!!

ANITA IS DEFAME STUPID FUCKS!

Where did that top graphic come from??? theres a similar one on the myspace:

http://viewmorepics.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=viewImage&friendID=357500944&albumID=0&imageID=2224040

but the little rabbit poops that bitch is putting into her mouth don't match up on the letter O...

Looks like we found our defamer...

"If I defame myself maybe people will stop thinking i'm defame."

bored ass bitch said...

bravo billy white!
well said.
commentary and shit talking are a part of a blogosphere. and no one, and i mean NO ONE, should come anywhere close to taking this shit or commentary personally. But sweetie, really, if it makes you uncomfortable you can go visit the victorias secret website or espn or whatever. Defame's blog is gentle. its WE who are vicious, the readers.

Anita (MissFit said...

Oh I love what you've done to the last kitten Pic. Thats really cute. Do you mind If i steal that?

Anita (MissFit) said...

Damn, I totally left off the last parenthesis on my dj name.

Anita (MissFit) said...

One more thing. Glitter and Gold is my site, that I write for and edit for. Just thought I would straighten that out for you. So this is a personal attack.

Wendy said...

"People should have to sign-up with a valid email for this shit-show before they are privileged to open their dirty mouths."

Oh, like Sh*tShow Saturday at O-Bar this and every Saturday? - youshouldgoihearditsalotoffun.

Anita (MissFit) said...

I can't believe I am leaving another comment. I wasn't going to defend myself at all. Everyone is entitled to their opinion of me. The opinions I care about are that of my own, and my close friend and family. Anyhow, I just need to straighten up one more thing. I am not selling these kittens. I am looking to give them all away to good homes. My cat had gotten pregnant on accident. This was not something that was planned. I am aware of the current feline population problem and that thousands of cats are put down daily. It is a devastating issue, and I am sad that I might have contributed to that problem. That is why I am selectively looking for a safe home for these guys. So if anyone wants one please email me. How could you resist these cute little guys. They also have great personalities :)

ed said...

hah...anita leaving anonymous posts in attempt to take credit for this blog. funny.

stace said...

LOLLL i think that is caviar and defame is probably used to it i hear they are a trust fund baby with serious drinking problems. but that was coming from a trust fund baby in boca who also had serious drinking problems. i love this blog keep it up xox

Anonymous said...

woooooooooooooah wait, wait.

did you really just say that the current cat population is a devastating issue?

Anonymous said...

I think Anita is a leader in fashion and kewlness in orlando. Ya'll are just jealous cuz yer not her. admit it.

adam s said...

Every time I read these comments, I feel like I'm learning a new language.

Defame is informative AND educational!

James St. James said...

Um, she still has cankles.
No working those suckers out.

Anonymous said...

so...really now defame? my post that anita's dj skills aren't great and she only gets gigs for being a novelty act (Ie - hipster girl dj) was "over the line" enough to get deleted?

After 90% the shit said on this blog by you or the commenters, is that really so hostile the person needs to be protected?

That's just sad...seriously.

Wanna protect your friends? fine. Tell them to not try to keep shoving their faces in the limelight.

defameorlando said...

What are you even talking about? Who deleted a comment about someone's DJ skills? Is it bad that even I am lost when it comes to the last 10 comments?

teddy e said...

omg stace-that is sooo weird. i was at roxannes a few weeks ago in west palm and thesilverlove.com kids were saying the same thing..but none of them would say how they knew...just that it was some girl living off her parents money and was a headcase and naive for thinking they all didn't know who she was blah blah blah. so weird..

billy white said...
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Anonymous said...

lol why are people in west palm talking about defame orlando?? if defame had a trust fund why would they be doing this crap? (not that it's crap-but you know what i mean).

Anonymous said...

i don't think defame didn't accept your comment on purpose...i mean, look how mean other people are being. cankles? really?

Anonymous said...

"if defame had a trust fund why would they be doing this crap? (not that it's crap-but you know what i mean)."

same reason a kid like blood on the dancefloor makes music. too much free time on their hands.

mikeyyyyy said...

"One more thing. Glitter and Gold is my site, that I write for and edit for. Just thought I would straighten that out for you. So this is a personal attack."

maybe this wouldn't have happened if you learned to write better... or not attack someone else's blog? Esp not defamed. come on now... you should have known better.

Anonymous said...

anyone selling human babies? i'd like one of those.

pete said...

no anonymous. the current baby population is not a "devastating issue" yet...

k said...

yeah, and when it is, the babies will be "given away" not sold. duh.

Ashley said...

Ok. I like Anita. On a personal level, she is an amazing person. I DON'T like the music she spins, however she is better than Justin. I think her clothes are trendy, thus cute. Just not my taste. Her writing could use a bit of work, however the brilliance of the internet, and America, is that you don't HAVE to read it. You could just close the browser. That being said, the reason I am commenting is for something entirely different. I don't see how being from Tampa is a bad thing. I don't understand how it could be considered an insult whatsoever. I am from Tampa (St. Pete, to be exact), and I have to say that since I have moved to Orlando, I have encountered more trashy people than I ever did in Tampa. The music scene in Orlando is depleting at an alarming rate, where in Tampa it is flourishing. (By the way, when I say music scene, I DON'T mean DJ's. I mean BANDS. PEOPLE WITH INSTRUMENTS!). The amount of intelligent people I have met in St. Pete/Tampa blows Orlando out of the water as well. I just think there is a better insult out there. Lakeland, perhaps. Former Meth capitol of the country. So boring the kids have to drive to TAMPA (sometimes Orlando) to have a good time. Just a suggestion.

Jessi said...

1) "Coin-Operated Boy" is a song from The Dresden Dolls and that toy (made to look like the drummer of the band) is a reference to the song.

2) Those kittens were the cutest effin' things ever.

Mike said...

Anita happens to be the most driven, honest, and caring people I know. You people are just jealous. If you have a lot of haters, you must be doing something right. So... she's a trendy hipster dj! She's worked very hard to get where she's at. You're just pissed because no one is talking about you.

Jazz not Indie. said...

Ashley-
Orlando has the biggest live music scene in the state. Take a break from BBQ and try going to Tanqeray's, The Grand Bohemian, Del Frisco's, Taste, Ceviche, Underground Bluz, etc on ANY GIVEN NIGHT and maybe it'll help you tap into it.

Waldo Faldo said...

There's that one scene in "Clerks" where on non-smoker/gum salesman convinces a group of smokers to think the clerk is poisoning them. All of the smokers start throwing cigarettes and yelling at the clerk until it's realized that the guy causing the stir is a gum salesman. When its over the idiots start buying smokes again. This reminds me of that scene a lot.

It seems to me like a lot of people making commments on this blog have no real grudge, but just say shit just because everyone else is. This includes pretty much everyone who posts anonymously. Chances are if you have a problem with Anita she's aware of it, which means you should feel free to use your real name. Way to go guys, doing what everybody else is doing just because everybody else is doing it.

defameorlando said...

Yes Anita. Feel free to use the kitten picture as your AIM icon.

Anonymous said...

Tampe is Florida's arm pit. Anita is cool too.

Anonymous said...

are you really calling it O-bar already? why not just name it that then cause you only renamed the bar a few months ago. Was Octacock too embarrassing?

Anonymous said...

Its not "Octacock" its "Cocktagon"!

Stella "Bunny" Brennan said...

Ashley: It's valiant that you are defending your friend Anita. But don't take it as far as comparing Tampa to Orlando. As far back as 1889, rich people with nothing better to do have made a point to build disgustingly, spectacular mansions here in Orlando. I was here. I should know. Since you are from Tampa, I'm going take pity on your plight since you really did not have a say in where you were born. If you feel that you have only mingled with "trashy people" here in Orlando, then I encourage you to drive right on back to Tampa. Park your car anywhere on Dale Mabry Hwy and take a leisurely stroll. That will probably last 5 minutes before your sweet little white ass gets run over or kidnapped by "the element" in glorius, clean and hospitable Tampa. Tampa is trash. Tampa's worldwide claim to fame is MONS VENUS. Tampa, my dear Ashley, is dirtier and uglier than Amy Winehouse's Vajajay.

"Just a suggestion": stop confusing the people YOU interact with at 1 am at any random downtown establishment with the rest of the college educated, working professionals that live here. At least we can admit that the people we hang out with at happy hour or at a "lounge" are not the people we would be calling the next day for life-altering advice or meaningful, philosophical conversation.

I mean, like, we totally have Disney, ya know?

hottforanita! said...

I would do dirty things to Anita's ankles, if she would just take the restraining order off. She is adorable, and Anita, if you read this, call me...

Red Herring said...

Leave Brittany alone!

I mean, Anita.

Wakka wakka.

Lo said...

Who wants to get drunk and talk about Ezra Pound? Eh?

Anonymous said...

No grudge here.

But.

Missfit = Terrible excuse of a dj. It really doesn't take hard work to suck so bad. Always gonna be considered as 'novelty dj'.

Kill To Win = *See above. Minus the novelty dj part. Clowns is a better term.

kate said...

Anita is like 1 of 3 decent girl djs in the US (or so I have heard) most girls are just shitty MCs. Just saying that alone, I think the bashing needs to stop and you all need to support your local dj. And I think all of you are brain washed by huge amount of underage girls that haven't hit puberty yet that come out to these clubs every week because Anita has a hot ass body and curves like a REAL woman. (Yes, i'm a stick figure)

Kristen said...

Anita - What an awesome chick.
that bitch graduated top her class with a B.S is psych. She did that all while djing every night and working a full time job. THATS CALLED ACCOMPLISHMENT and that comes from hard work. So you 18 year old girls who love to hate her. Take a few pointers! BTW Miss fit has only been djing for 2 or 3 years so comparing her to these dudes in orlando who have been spinning for 10 years is naive. She has gotten beyond their status, in a couple years, has a bachelors degree, a full time job, and is going places.

Anonymous said...

say what...if you've heard she's one of these amazing elite few "great" girl djs... you probably heard it from her cause lord knows no one with any musical taste would of said it.

Stone said...

hail hail rock and roll!

i can hold that kitten?

ct said...

anita has normal ankles. you guys are so weird.

Red Herring said...

Wow...with all this info about Anita we could write a wiki article.

Or we could do something much more interesting and constructive with our time.

Like write more hate mongering on defame orlando.

becky said...

lol i love how people think anita graduated from college. priceless.

Anita (MissFit) said...

Hey Becky, I Graduated May 2nd! Thanks. It was awesome.

For Your Health! said...

Kate, I really think stick figure is a misaccurate interpretation of you - it's really more like hot tranny mess, fedora-wearing whore. And, last time my sources checked...weren't YOU still underage? Did your boyfriend teach you what "MC" meant? I wish you wouldn't breath [sic] on me.

Anita sez. . . said...

"My cat had gotten pregnant on accident."

My cat had gotten pregnant on accident. . . I guess you don't have to take english classes to get a degree in psych. That is what we call a "passive sentence." Properly phrased it would read "MY CAT GOT PREGNANT ON ACCIDENT," or "MY CAT ACCIDENTALLY GOT PREGNANT," or "MY CAT HAD AN UNPLANNED PREGNANCY, AND I WAS UNABLE TO TAKE HER TO UNPLANNED-CAT-PARENTHOOD TO GET HER A CAT-MORNING-AFTER-PILL."

kate said...

Dr. Steve Brule?!

Anonymous said...

I hate kittenz.

oh, devil. said...

Now, I'm sure that she has every best intention. I mean, lovely girl, Anita is.
But what possessed her to think that this post would make any logical sense, let alone be found entertaining.
My stomach is turning as I type, so I think I shall go get a glass of water, and let someone else figure out what brought on her sudden burst of wit and humor. If that is, after all, what we are calling it.
Oh, dear.

Anonymous said...

Kate is cute as hell. You guys just need to stop hating on people so much. Where's the love!?!?

Anonymous said...

oooo top of her class in psychology?? psychology is a fluff major. especially when you're just getting a BA where you aren't required to do any actual thinking, just ingesting copious amounts of nonsense from a bunch of narcissists who were really only good at one thing: bullshitting -- and then regurgitating it onto a scantron sheet.

besides, freud was just a cokehead like adrian.

defameorlando said...

You kids are kinda brutal. Just make sure you hit 100 comments on this one before you stop...

Anonymous said...

B.S not B.A completely different. And oh devil I would rather have Anita's "stomach turning" writing skill, and her face, than you're "stomach turning" face and probably mediocre writing skills.

adam s said...

Kate is cute as hell. You guys just need to stop hating on people so much. Where's the love!?!?

You DO know where you are, right?

Yo Momma said...

Kate IS cute as hell. And hell.. is apparently super duper cute. Cough.

billy white said...

Holy shit, are we done yet?

Red Herring said...

No sir, not at 100 yet.

But this little beaut hit the radar today.

Enjoy the read!

http://criticalhijinx.blogspot.com/

Anonymous said...

Kate is cute? Huh? Yeah, maybe if she's blowing you, and only then because you can't see her face. She's an immature 19 year old cunt who couldn't hold a conversation with someone if her life depended on it. She's a ladder climbing whore who needs to be brought down a few notches. She's nasty and has zero self esteem. Fashion sense? She lacks that. A brain? I didn't know it was possible to survive without one. Self respect? Disappeared when she lost her virginity at 12. Orlando would be a better place if she just disappeared.

M said...

kate can hold conversations quite well she probably just never cared to talk to you. or you probably have never made an effort to talk to her. stop using this site as a method of unveiling your jealousy towards other girls. its too obvious.

Stella "Bunny" Brennan said...

I love it when a girl calls another girl a CUNT!

Kate, can I meet you? I'd like to meet another CUNT to add to my "Orlando young cunt" collection.

Should I call you Kate Cunt or "KC" for short?

Sara said...

Kate's actually 20.
She gave her virginity to her boyfriend of 2 years in high school, so that rules out the age 12.
Ladder climbing? She been friends with Justin since she was 14 and he is the only guy shes been involved with downtown.
Lack of self esteem? I'm honestly surprised Kate's head isn't bigger from all the compliments she gets on a daily basis.
Fashion sense?... Seriously? This is obviously a girl. Kate likes to keep to herself, if that makes her a cunt... fine.
Get a life and grow up.

Your Only Friend said...

<3
I miss orlando....

billy white said...

2 more comments until we finally shutup

Anita (MissFit) said...

Calling someone a cunt is disgusting. Especially when you're a female calling another female a cunt. It makes me sick to see how mean and cruel some of you are really being. Grow up and have some respect for yourself.

Anonymous said...

kate sux. lol.

cory said...

"involved with justin" hahaha oh man that sucks. fitzgerald justin?? lolol.
thanks for airing "kate's" life story on the internet. classsssssy!

Anonymous said...

if you had any clue you would be aware that anita HAS musical background (that stems back prior to becoming a dj) which gives her the right to pick apart what she sees need be.

and this website is a sorry attempt to make yourself feel better for one thing or another that you lack.

you've become everything that you claimed to defame orlando for.

defameorlando said...

Ugh, you're right. I hate me.

Sniffle.

bri said...

poor anon...a. thinking anita can play an instrument (was her "musical background" that required violin class in fifth grade?)
b. thinking anita is a good DJ.

also-yeah, there is a huge difference between a B.A and a B.S...one requires you have original ideas and creative ability, the other require you to memorize outdated facts.

Anonymous said...

wow.

clearly, you stereotypical views of correlating an asian person with the violin are a prime example of an ignoramus you truly are.

just saying.

Cristina said...

Obviously Anita is doing pretty great to have so many people spending so much of their time on her. I must say I'm proud of her. Some person who spends a lot of time on the computer writes a blog about her, and people with nothing better to do comment about her. I have known Anita for years. Almost everything I read about her in the negative comments were lies. People are making up lies about her, thats even more time spent on her. Whether you think she is a good DJ or not, you know who she is. Whether you think she is hot or not...you are discussing it.
The people freaking out about her grammar are funny. Who cares?? Haha! You seriously just spent time on correcting a sentence she wrote? Why? Was Anita suppose to read that and say "shit I suck at life! A sentence I wrote was grammatically incorrect!"
"Anita should move back to Tampa"...she would have to have lived there first...
Also, why is someone trying to give Ashley a history lesson on Tampa and Orlando? Go outside!
Anita has musical knowledge and training, and no, it was not a fucking violin lesson in the 5th grade. Lastly, Anita DID graduate Becky. I was there. If the Becky that wrote the comment about Anita is the Becky I think it is..We will have words.
We may not have realized how popular Anita is if someone didn't choose to spend their time writing about her.

Queen Elizabeth said...

"If the Becky that wrote the comment about Anita is the Becky I think it is..We will have words."

Oh noes, internet threats!!!1

Do you realize that people can post as whatever the hell they want? No, really, this IS Queen Elizabeth talking to you. I swear. Promises.

Red Herring said...

In 1982, a cocaine addicted commando unit was sent to prison by a military court for a crime they didn't commit. These scenesters promptly escaped from a maximum security stockade to the Orlando underwaterground. Today, still wanted by Defame Orlando, they survive as soldiers of mom and dads bank account. If Anita has a problem, if no one else can help, and if you can find them on the internet, maybe you can hire...

The Anita Defense Squad.

GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

defameorlando said...

I love when stupid people defend others.

Henry the VIII said...

And I'm Henry the VIII.

I am.

I am!

bri said...

lol...wow anon. i didn't know anita was asian, and i didn't know asians liked to play violin, but i did have mandatory violin classes in elementary school, as did everyone else who went to coral park elementary. thanks for the lesson in ethic sterotypes, though, you non-racist.

karen said...

Dear Cristina,
Unlike philistines such as yourself who disavow having a brain, grammar matters to the majority of the non-DJ/promoter/myspace whore population. Don't threaten people with "words" if you don't even value their use, and don't degrade Defame just because you'll never have the wit to deconstruct the people you expose yourself to the way he/she can.

Anonymous said...

when the fuck did defame orlando become the spot to tear each other apart.

go to fucking craigslist if you want to start a "bro-soro" dispute.

fucking-a, this town is ridiculous.

COREBODY Pilates & Yoga said...

I am so happy I have come back to read this blog after a week long break. I would say you all need to get out side and get some fresh air, Or come to my Yoga or Pilates Classes. Too much time on your duff reading the internet makes your butt big. Perhaps a little exercise may shed some light on why we are all here spending precious time on Defame . Defame I love you, but sometimes, these kids just need a little extra push. You can have them back after I have squeezed the ill out of them. Kids, can use DEFAME as your promo code to get $5 off your class at the south studio. You can register online to reserve your space. www.corebodydesigns.com
namaste!
ps-defame, thanks for posting this, I love having hipsters working in my classes! I am offering this discount in YOUR HONOR!

Anonymous said...

was the comment i submitted last night too brutal to be posted?

defameorlando said...

"when the fuck did defame orlando become the spot to tear each other apart."

That made me laugh.

Anonymous said...

No not that comment... this one:

a) I think it's hilarious that Billy White of all people is going to disassociate himself from unfriendly hipster dorks. Although you did your fair share of “raging” when you lived in Orlando.. the only people you hung out with were unfriendly hipster dorks.. you included.

b) I do not think that you can substitute “I’m too cheap to fork out the $25 to get my cat fixed and that’s why she keeps getting pregnant” for “my cat got pregnant on accident.”

c) Anita has no musical background whatsoever.. thus she is an awful dj.

d) It is true.. Anita has worked hard to get where she is today. She’s ridden a lot of coattails to acquire the “status” she’s achieved. Don’t act like that doesn’t take work. I’m sure all the ass kissing was exhausting.

e) Congratulations on graduating from college. You’re right Kristin.. Anita is going places.. like Whole Foods. Hey I didn’t know you needed to have a college degree to work there!

billy white said...

[LOSER-NOBODY-ANONYMOUS]:

Which one of my unfriendly hipster dork friends did you hate the most? And don't say me, no cop outs!

Also, be sure to reply with your name so I can roast you, as well. You thought I wasn't friendly before, just you wait!

Anonymous said...

Billy - I would have to say Spickler but that's probably a given. That aside, one could probably take their pick of any of your friends. Are you really going to maintain that you weren't cliquey, stuck-up, and rude to people who weren't in your little south Florida group? Ha, what a joke.

jon said...

you fuck with spickler, ill make you fucking bleed.

Anonymous said...

Aw Jonny, you always were one of Spickler's lap dogs. Ha, I'm pretty sure with the amount of pot that you smoke though, you wouldn't be much of a threat to me.

billy white said...

[LOSER-NOBODY-ANONYMOUS]:

You will forever be just that, a nobody, and you can't have an opinion without an identity. From what I gather, you are a pathetic, jealous person. As soon as you put raging in quotes I knew you had serious issues.

A clique is a group of friends. A clique isn't a group of people who AREN'T friends (that wouldn't make sense, now would it?). So yes, I admit to being friends with people I knew and loved years before running into the likes of you. 10,000 apologies we didn't include you, but I guarantee every single one of us saw something terrible in you. You are lame & shitty. I know this because you are spending your time taking cheap shots at people behind the cloak of anonymity. Fuck you! LOL

I'd take being thought of as a hipster and having friends that others think are cool or uncool, ANY DAY, than be a scared, spiteful person such as yourself.

Plus, I still talk to Orlando, Tampa area, Jacksonville and Tallahassee kids that I met in my wonderful time in Orlando. You don't know them though, because you are no one.

Most of us (da Clique) left Orlando... you know, graduated school, got jobs, moved on... and you're still there, going to the same damned places, reminiscing about all the times you felt left out. Poor you.

I get e-mails when people reply to this thread. You, enraptured in your sad existence, keep refreshing this blog every 30 minutes to see if anyone shed any light on the bullshit you have to say. Enjoy your new favorite blog, a way for you to feel like you're in the middle of something exciting and that SOMEONE, ANYONE, cares what the fuck you have to say.

Jon said...

wrong Jon. but your infinitely perceptive. And a real assumer. Chances are, you don't even know me, so it'll be even better when you dont see me coming to fuck everything you know up.

Anonymous said...

Yes, most of you have moved on... back to South Florida where you came from, or to New York where you live on people's couches and make no real contributions to society - same shit different city. Good for you for getting out of Orlando though; it was one of the best decisions I've ever made.

Josh Spickler said...

This is so exciting!

Some things:
- Jon is not Johnny.
- I miss Boardwalk.
- I also miss parties at Anita's apartment.
- While I'm not necessarily a nice person, I am by no means a rude person.
- That in mind, I would have to say Spickler is probably a given, as well.

defameorlando said...

Just because Billy effed you and afterward couldn't remember your name doesn't make him a bad person.

It just makes him forgetful.

Now everyone calm down. I said 100 comments on this post. Not 200. That's too many for something that was originally about Glitter and Gold.

Josh Spickler said...

Hey, at least I tried to bring Anita back into the conversation.

Anonymous said...

to asshole anonymous:

some people "move on" or "move out" of central florida to new york because they are offered positions by means of acquiring a degree at a university. And these positions happen to be well paying.

Wow. Must be a new concept to you because you're too busy making assumptions about everyone who lived in Orlando or somewhere around there.

so fuck you and your generalization that all people who move to new york end up being couch potatoes at their buddies houses. some of us actually contribute to society and stop going to bars only to catch up on the latest gossip.

Lil Wayne said...

WRAPPER = RAPPER.

SHE BE LICKIN ME. A RAPPER.

IT'S A HOMONYM BITCH!

Stella "Bunny" Brennan said...

CUNTCUNTCUNT

Get over it. It is a word.

I used to LOVE that word and I used to call men and women CUNTS.

My GF's and I would call each other CUNTS.

Calling someone a CUNT is calling them a CUNT. YOU may think it is disgusting but I do NOT think it is disgusting.

IT IS A WORD. You can make yourself sick if you want to but it won't affect me in the least. I'll still be happy and waiting to see what else you can get upset over!

Anonymous said...

geez... you're kind of a cunt aren't you?

Anonymous said...

"some people "move on" or "move out" of central florida to new york because they are offered positions by means of acquiring a degree at a university."

a degree?? from a university? wow that IS a new concept! i've been so busy working on my phd that i must have missed the memo. damn useless thing.. so time-consuming. anyway i'm glad you moved to new york to better yourself! do you work at american apparel? because that would just be super if you joined the battle to end sweatshop labor! not to mention... the discount on deep v's ;)

Anonymous said...

oooh, zing.

got me there.

actually, i dont buy into the $36 dollar trend of v-necks. nor would i waste my time working for a company that probably hires my own people just to benefit their hipster selves.

nice try, though.

i have a grown up people job that doesn't pay me seven dollars an hour to bullshit around and whine that i dont make enough just for selling polyester.

why dont you go back to trying to decipher or generalizing other hipster fucks.

medison said...

late to the party.
real dj's spin vinyl
end of story

party dj's usually spin cds cause its easier to lock down the beat, hence smoother transitions for the dj.

-peace-