Thursday, July 31, 2008

DEFAMED: Jeb Weinstein

What do you get when you cross a modern day door guy, Danzig, and Elvis?

Jebidanzig Elvistein ladies and gentlemen.

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If you thought this was just your run of the mill door guy, you must not have had to avoid being sung to by him while attempting to enter bbq bar. Expect to be blocked each and every time by a giant foot and leg flung out in front of you and the worst Fred Flintstone meets Elvis impersonation you have ever heard.

If you're a dumb enough bitch to actually think that being hit on by a 40 year old blue suede douche is cool, because he is "like oh my god the door guy for a dive bar", then feel free to bring your pussy over to any one of his "numbered invitation only " parties and do this for the camera after hours.

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Nice.

And if you are lucky enough to get one of these special party invites, don't forget to supply all the alcohol for his built in bar as requested. 6.55 an hour doesn't exactly get you a whole lot these days. Or just do like the creepy downtown troll Kellin did and steal a painting from his house. Oh Kellin, where IS your myspace page?

And is it a bit risky of me to defame someone who has this picture on their myspace?

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Nah. It's worth it.


Door Elvis

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Meet garage door Elvis

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110 comments:

Ain't nothin' but a poon-hound said...

I dunno, I kind of like being serenaded with Elvis when I have my dick in my hand pissing at bbq bar. . .

Anonymous said...

lol.

gross said...

skanks got no ass.

Anonymous said...

awww poor Jeb. he's so nice and doesn't seem to know any better...

nick said...

"Jebidanzig Elvistein" hahaha

ewwwww said...

poor Jeb? These girls don't seem to know any better either. haha

Anonymous said...

that guy does Meth with Tyson! AND he sucked my cock once in the bathroom for just 6 bucks.

cc said...

poor jeb? he's a fucking womanizer. perfect defame post material.

Anonymous said...

i thought he did the door at firestone or did he also get fired from there?

Anonymous said...

hahah id love to see kellin and a few other downtown troll staples get defamed. but i think he deleted his myspace. and im not sure if metal midget has one either. i'll keep an eye out for you though...

j said...

garage door elvis made me laugh outloud.

asshole jerry seinfeld said...

OK, so I have to ask, "what IS the deal with Orlando rockabilly dudes?"

I mean, they have one of two job options when they're not in the front row of a Necromantics show: Door guy at I-bar, or mechanic, a.k.a. Jiffy Lube grease monkey.

What's the deal with that?

Josh Spickler said...

Last night some drunk bitch almost fell over on his bike. I thought he was gonna lose it for a second

Anonymous said...

lose it how? uncontrollable pelvic thrusts aimed at her?

foof said...

this guy is so weird and annoying. to the point of entering bbq through the ispy entrance just to avoid him.

Anonymous said...

he gets his hair done at alchemy.

Anonymous said...

there is nothing hotter than a Rockabilly Jew... there aren't enough of those around.

Mr. Anonymous said...

I've known Jeb since he was working the door at Knock Knock. Oh wait, most of you have no idea what Knock Knock was because you think the downtown scene started with Saturday Thursday. Which was just The Rub done in Orlando two years after the fact. Don't you know the only thing original is what has been forgotten. You're all bitters. You're all haters. You don't know your history. Even worse, you latch onto a scene that has little to no substance at best. No one outside of this site gives a fuck about you. If you died would anyone notice? Would anyone care? Would anyone remember you? So continue on with your "look at me, look at me, I'm soo cool 'cuase I talk (type) shit about people on the internet!" If that's your legacy then by all means, continue. You're well on your way to e-fame. Shine bright my little stars! Don't worry, I'm included too. But back to the point. Jeb's a nice guy. A little strange at times but mostly harmless.

Anonymous said...

knock knock was suite b and that was the most boring comment ever mr anonymous. congrats on being older than all of us. that makes you soooo much cooler.

Anonymous said...

knock knock...damn dude you must be as old as me!

Wacky D said...

All the old people come on here and whine about how their shit was cooler.... awesome dude!! Where did you go? Oh yea thats right no where!! haha!!

Doesn't matter though. No one ever goes any where in life. You only ever get to do what you want to... and thats different for alot of people... So again remind me why any thing in life matters again?? I'll be dead before I'm 30... and to be honest.. I can't f'ing wait!

Hank Williams said it the best...
"I'll never make it out of this world alive."

Jeb all ways makes me laugh... but his singing really is annoying as fuck!!

Anonymous said...

aw i've always thought jeb was nice. he seems totally harmless and his serenades are entertaining after you've had a few. who cares if he's a womanizer... so are 95% of the dudes in orlando. if a girl is dumb enough to sleep with someone who gets around as much as he does then let them make their own mistakes.

you know who you should defame though? those "polkadot sister" girls. i saw them make two grown men cry a few weeks ago. so lame.

Anonymous said...

Holly shit how many people remember KNOCK KNOCK used to be a fucking dope ass clothing store called PROPS. So ahead of its time. Most of you were in elementary school then. Yeah most of you don't know shit really and what's sad is you don't care. You think it all started with you and your club nights. Before the advent of LIVE and Serato the DJs at knock Knock what do "MASH UPS "on the fly totally fucking shit up. No pre production bullshit. The drinks were strong and if your were broke you could always find a shot or 2 for free. Anyway life is good. Its nice to vent on people who don know there roots. so here is another boring post by someone OLD....Ouch...
Guess what this old guy is going to fuck your girlfriend tonight and do it better then you could ever imagine. Thats because WE are better then you. BTW JEB is awesome and the post made me laugh. I like this site sometimes. I just wish we could all get a long.

katie said...

this post did make me laugh. I still love you Jeb!!

Anonymous said...

very funny but the fact is no one really dislikes Jeb. I second the comment about the polkadot girls however

Haterade said...

We can take it all the way back to Club Spacefish on West Church St. if you want?

Knock Knock was the shit when it first opened. Billy Dill killed shit for a minute in Orlando, before he dipped outta town like most people with talent from Orlando have to do sooner or later if they want to get paid.

Creativity is a tough commodity to make money on in Orlando, lets hope it finds a way someday......

Anonymous said...

i can think of a few people who don't like him. but they wouldn't publicly comment on here.

mah said...

If any of you actually know Jeb you know that he would take this post in the manner it was given-- lighthearted and funny.

I second mr. anonymous in saying that "Jeb's a nice guy. A little strange at times but mostly harmless," but really, he's worth defaming because he's such a character.

As far as being a "womanizer", what guy downtown isn't unless their toting around their lapdog girlfriends? Give me a break.

Anonymous said...

I think I would cry tears of joy if you did a Polkadots posting. Those girls are horrible.

jeb said...

love me or hate me that is the question if ya love me then thankyou if ya hate me then Fuuuck Yoouu!!!!!!!

cesar said...

I like this post it was funny but Jeb is actually a cool dude and if he can get that many girls, good for him lol

please do the polkadot girls hahaha

WACKY D said...

HAHAHA NO ONE IS BETTER THEN WACKY D! AT DANCIN AT NOTHIN! WACK D IS THE BEST!!!

HAHA!!!

I CAN DANCE IN MY PANTS AND IN YOUR FACE... SO I THINK I COULD HANDEL YOUR MOMMA BITCH!!!

WACKY D IS IN THE HOUSE!! HAVE I MENTIONED BEFORE THAT I CAN DANCE!!

I'M WACKY D!!!

omfgbbq! said...

scenster hippy fucks - you're scene sucks more dick than all the homo's in san fransisco!

Anonymous said...

That isn't the newly defamed Jeb a couple of comments back since the real Jeb was working the door at bbq at the time that comment was posted. De-faming someone, and the subsequent venomous comments are the working framework here. Pretty straightforward and simple. Don't post dumb-ass comments trying to undermine the guest of honor by pretending to be his dumbass. . . it'll all happen on its own.

suck it said...

jeb is a really nice guy and i think that defame really sank low looking for material this week. There is a difference between people who are total scenesters putting themselves out there and people who are being themselves just living. Jeb is just living and having a good time. Low Blow defame.

Anonymous said...

that was jeb, he was replying from a sidekick downtown haha.

yolanola said...

jeb is awesome..... haters!!!!!!

ilovecock said...

this defame was really evil and uncalled for... running out of material defame?

oh lord said...

this defame wasn't evil at all and it was pretty fucking funny. get a sense of humor assholes. anyone ever heard of a roast? this is all it is. take it as a compliment.

concerned citizen said...

i think megan needs to fix her snaggle tooth teeth

modern dentistry really has come a long way... does she need a sponsor?

Anonymous said...

jeb is awesome and defame did nothing more than jab at him. grow some thicker skin already.

and is anyone ever going to understand this website? its an honor to be mentioned on here now.

everyone loves this thing.

loveless said...

let's roast your ass "oh lord" and see if you think it is a compliment. What is your name? let's have some fun!!!!!!!

momma mia said...

jeb is a nice person and this is an officially stupid blog now... thanks for making me hate you defame.

jason said...

megan's teeth are cute haha. the girl has no problem attracting dudes. she is cute as hell. get over your jealous anonymous self.

pop off ruled tonight said...

hey look its the same people commenting over and over again at 4 am in the morning!

I think this blog is amazing. jeb is awesome but this was funny. you're all such cranky weeners.

Anonymous said...

i;ve heard a million times now its megameghan. we all love her downtown, i know i can talk on behalf of at least 4 bars of employees. if it is her running the site, she did an amazing job of fucking all of you over. and i love her smile. and her legs.

Casey said...

name is casey and none of you know me. but i like to fuck without condoms and i'm starting to bald a bit. GO FOR IT!!!

jeff said...

meghan has great fucking legs.

haha said...

dude, you're all so sad. jeb didnt know anything about this site until tonight.

i think he was pissed but it will all blow over once he realizes it isn't a bad thing. its popularity and publicity. defame didn't say anything bad and neither has anyone else in the comments really.

just a few anonymous assholes who want to hate. everyone else found the humor in it and loves the guy.

and it is a roast. i'd love to be on here. i actually tried to get my band defamed.

everyone needs to go to bed. this is such a rush of drunk idiots who just came back from the bar.

Anonymous said...

i laughed at this post. poor jeb friends who just found out about the site. its soooo necissary to stick up for him isn't it. grow a set. gnight.

Anonymous said...

someone pointed megan out tonight at pop off. that girl is hot as hell.

if she has the brains to make this site, i'll fuck her.

Anonymous said...

if no one thinks this was funny they are assholes. i laughed at the last garage door elvis. it was funny. i love jeb and i still laughed.

jeb said...

wow,,tomcat at tabloid is the man who cuts my mop....that kid with the bathroom story just has some serious homo erotic blowjob delussional fantasy issues to contend with..and whoever needs to go round back to avoid me thankyou and keep takin' yer pathetic ass that way..and sheeeze I aint fuckin 40 yet bitchez...& as far as being a impoverished whore cheapskate goes..that is just retarded....My job is to be as charming and protective as possible..so that everyone including everyone that approaches my door has the opportunity to enjoy themselves ..,the beauty of my bar is that it effectively selfdouches all the condescending assholes and pretenders right the fuck back out the door...{{as far as age goes}}I hope all of you still have the passion the fire & real rock n roll desire the way I do..and also be able to kick as much ass as I am clearly quite capable of doing stone sober while you all get saturated with tons of alcohal on a nightly basis...Ive watched three generations of twenty year olds fade and decay..and it wont surprise me one bit when I see all of you ten years down the line looking ten years older than me...even though ide be twenty years older than you..so definitely check back with me,,and we will see who retains their youth best my friends..there is a natural art to doormanship..and it is a vital part of all our existences..that is my word.....................

Anonymous said...

HOLY FUCKING CRAP pleeeeeeease do the polka dots they are dying for a defame lashing and they deserve it more than anyone defamed YET. We're chomping at the bit man come on!!!

L. said...

I think Jen Whalen needs to be defame for spreading diseases around our fair city of Orlando.


At least warn the last few guys that haven't slept with her to NOT SLEEP WITH HER!

If not... DEFAME THE POLKA DOTS!!! PLEASE!!! Those bitches are ridiculous.

megHan said...

it's meghan with an H. if you're going to use my name so often on the internet please learn how to spell it. megameghan if you plan on referring to my myspace name which also seems to be very popular on here. say whatever you want, i'm always pleasantly surprised when someone secretely hates me, just spell my name correctly. it's been bothering me. plus i want to make sure that when you all project me into the world of internet stardom, you're talking about me and not another megan. i'd hate for anyone to be confused. i'm also honored that you all think i'm one of the only people in this city capable of writing this blog. thank you!!

andy said...

hahaha. I love Meghan. She's a hot chick with brains. Something pretty rare for women here in orlando.

And I love Jeb. he needs to not take this to heart. it was funny.

And I love whoever writes this because they know how to write satire. Something you all should familiarize yourselves with instead of just being wittless dickheads.

I don't love any of you guys though. you're all crazy ass shit talkers.

Anonymous said...

this post was funny, which is sadly getting overlooked because some of you decided to try and ruin this blog in the comments again.

Anonymous said...

whose jen whalen? link me. i want a disease.

poponwithyoself said...

this blog was quite the talk at Pop Off last night. which by the way was a blast. whoever writes it should know that everyone loves it. even people you've defamed. i wouldn't want you to ever think otherwise and stop writing.

Garage Door Elvis. so good...

Anonymous said...

Bob Sagot is getting roasted on comedy central.

bleh said...

Anonymous loveless said...

let's roast your ass "oh lord" and see if you think it is a compliment. What is your name? let's have some fun!!!!!!!


Haven't we already heard that comment about 50 times already in the old posts?

I hate newcomers to the site.

Anonymous said...

some of your comments are just plain juvenile. be witty. not 12.

Anonymous said...

megameghan fucked pete yorn a few years ago. no joke. she;s been on his top 8 ever since. pretty weird.

doodoobrown said...

lol. if that was supposed to be an insult up there I think it went wrong...

Anonymous said...

Jeb has always given me the eebie jeebies, but he seems harmless.

I would also like to see the Polkadot Girls Defamed. I was quite surprised when I first started to read this site that it hadn't been done already.

:)

Anonymous said...

you're all too funny. you talk the weirdest trash about people.

and you think that when you do its going to ruin them. you're only making an otherwise unknown person more interesting and popular.

this post was great by the way. whats everyone doing tonight??

defameorlando said...

Yeah. I originally thought they had left the scene for a while and I honestly didn't want to dig them up again. But, shit, now that they all have a new fabulous matching hair color, why not?

asshole jerry seinfeld said...

What's the deal with people caring about Pete Yorn?

I mean, most of these kids want to BE or FUCK celebrities, and then someone supposedly does, and they try to prop it up as some sort of insult.

What's the deal with that?

Anonymous said...

Ha, that's the spirit. Not only do they have a new matching hair color, but they've toned down the raccoon make-up too. Sad, because that was the most comical aspect of their synchronicity.

Till next time,
:)

dlux said...

Well played.

karen said...

ahh. i like elvis.
jen whalen on the other hand-i just sent defame some pictures of her along with other ucf/sds filth.
somebody got my hopes up and told me she moved to california. i was getting pretty tired of seeing her freakishly boyish resemblance everywhere i went.
she embodies everything i hate about hipsterdom. she fucked my ex boyfriend (after me) and gave him a gnarly std that him nor i had even heard of. that entire clique is unreal. i could go on...but i'm finally coming down from all the cocaine i did last need and need to take a nap.

Anonymous said...

polkadot girls defamed? i've got some haterade to dish out when that one happens.

Anonymous said...

Great Defamed post and classy response by Jeb. +1 on the creepy Kellin and other downtown trolls.

Anonymous said...

Well theres 1 thing im sure of, and that is Jeb didn't fuck Pete Yorn.

Next!

stdon't said...

what ARE the polkadots? i mean i've seen them and i know my boy matt had sex with them all at once but why are they categorized?
also i'm so happy other people are disgusted by jen whalen. i've wanted to mention her on her couple a times but figured nobody knew who she was. thanks "l."

Anonymous said...

when's the next party?! i'm so into it. like IN TO IT.

Anonymous said...

pop off was fun. this site makes everything fun. i want to go out more. this is fun. whats going on this weekend?

Cassette said...

THE best part of all us young assholes dissing the OLD assholes is that we ALL will be OLD assholes one day talking 'bout THE GOOD OLE DAYS.

THE SONG REMAINS THE SAME!!!!

Beachem Theatre Ghostess said...

Word out to the O-town old school!!!! SPACEFISH, KNOCK KNOCK, BIG BANG, SAPPHIRE...........and FIRESTONE. What about Electric Avenue? oh yeah. BLACK FLAG and MODERN ENGLISH? Seen 'em, been there, wish you were there! Respect your elders.....and love the young dudes!

Anonymous said...

Oh, look. It's almost Sunday.

Ice Cream, anyone?

jen whalen said...

you know what the funny thing is?
i POOPED in all your cereals.
YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!

THE WHHHAT?! said...

THEWHHHAT.BLOGSPOT.COM
IT'S YA BOY!!! GET SOME!!!

polkahots said...

"you know who you should defame though? those "polkadot sister" girls. i saw them make two grown men cry a few weeks ago. so lame."

Really? How? Did the punch them in the groin?

Anonymous said...

How is it that when I called Karen out for writing this blog she denied she's even heard of it yet comments on it. Definately the same Karen because I know your ex fucked Jen...

Doorman. said...

This doorman makes the rest of us look bad. Get a fucking clue, man.

Anonymous said...

hmmmmm. jeb is a cool ass dude, an individualist if you will who performs his task as a doorman with personality and originality. Who wants some chump as doorman checking IDs who doesnt give a shit about you, your "security" or what's going on?

And as for the womanizer part, just another muhfugger trying to get ass like the next man.

l. said...

To the "anonymous" commenter who said "How is it that when I called Karen out for writing this blog she denied she's even heard of it yet comments on it. Definately the same Karen because I know your ex fucked Jen..."


Whose ex HASN'T Jen fucked??? I am pretty sure she has fucked more than one Karen's ex boyfriend... and proceeded to give him what ever new STD she is carrying around these days.

Anonymous said...

these comments are getting so old. move on.

Anonymous said...

Ice Cream Sunday: TONIGHT!

Anonymous said...

Sorry, I'm not Meghan. I'm not Andy either, but not Meghan. Just a friend backing her up on here like any of her other friends would and have.

Anonymous said...

First of all, none of you will ever know the entire truth about Defame Orlando. Not who started it, not who writes it now, and not whether or not it was/is a single group of people, or one person. So stop guessing. You're all pretty much wrong so far. It's annoying me and frankly my happiness is far more important than any of yours.

Anonymous said...

I didn't know whorish japs could write ahem karen

Anonymous said...

Defame = The Dread Pirate Roberts.

nate said...

i wanna have a threesome with both those girls. you ladies down? let me know.

Anonymous said...

"Defame = The Dread Pirate Roberts."

I like that reference. Wikipedia it if you're clueless. That was pretty good.

b said...

annnnd we have a winner for most anti-semitic defame post. good job, guys.

Anonymous said...

@ Mr. Anonymous -- The only thing nobody cares about is what bitter thirty-somethings think. Shut up.

Anonymous said...

b, how is this post anti-semitic? Because Jeb is Jewish, and he is being made fun of? Even though he's being made fun of for being a tard, not for being Jewish. I bet you think any joke ever made about a black person is racist, too.

b said...

"i bet you think every joke made about a black person is racist"
yeah, if it's directed towards their race.
why even mention jeb is jewish? that's my point. defame didn't mention aaron wrights father is a preacher, or that mandy murphy frequents church, and any of the other christians (every defamed probably) on here. explain that one to me.
and then calling karen a jap-why? because of the car that she drives? i don't think so. clearly both comments were used to point out the fact that the individuals are jewish, and in a derogatory way.
it sucks i had to explain that to you.

Anonymous said...

Jeb is an ok guy, i mean he never did anything to me and has always been cool to me when i kicked myself in the ass for going into one of orlandos most trendy "have to bee seen there" bars yet. I mean, its way worst than a frat house. If you dont have skinny jeans and some indie look then you may as well not go for the bar tenders will tread you like shit. Its sad. Henry was at one time a nice guy but now thinks hes the shit and has such an ego and will just mumble something to you if you say hello. Hes by far not as bad as the wanna-B rock star/gangster peter fromerly in the no talent band zoe from the gayest click bar peacock room. At least jeb is real and wont try to get into your girlfriends pants while tempting her with coke. I guess what im getting at is that hes ok. And Not nearly as bad as the pathetic fucks i mentioned here. But dont take my word for it, go to the peacock room or bbq and see for your self.. I could go on and on about those two soulless saps and will love the day when i see something about them.. But jeb, by all means is an ok guy.

Mr. Anonymous said...

@ Mr. Anonymous -- The only thing nobody cares about is what bitter thirty-somethings think. Shut up.

You sure told me with your witty twenty something fresh off the bus I'm cooler the under side of pillow comment! Thank goodness you're here to let me know what's what. When you drop gems of knowledge like "shut up", it makes me wonder what type of person would dare inter into a battle of wits with you. You got me beat hands down. Wisdom well beyond your years my friend.

Mr. Anonymous.
Apparently a "Bitter Thirty-Something"

jeb said...

the most tard thing is accepting a friend request from a douche bag that wold co op my pix and arrange them in their own way, paint a seriously fucked up picture of me just for some laughs...oh by the way...F.Y.I...to all the jews I am considered a Gentile ""that is everybody who is not jewish"" because my mom is a catholic Scott..but its funny to all The Gentiles because I have a Jewish name they consider me Jewish...and I am cool with that..because no one really knows shit about anybody...and if I ran my life based on what everybody thought or on some religious ""TAG"" people tend to always hang on people..then I would be guilty of crucifying ny own savior..ya chew on that kiddies..................

kate said...

i love how the three scene-ish bitches in the city, meghan karen and jen all got defamed in one post having to do with a mid life crisis rockabilly doorguy without defame lifting a finger. good work!

jeb said...

wow..my friends reassured me that everyone that chimes in on here with insults and retarded observations are fkn lame & clueless and unfortunately that now includes yourz truly......I am seriously going to try and refrain from any more replies or explanations after this one...so this is for the uber bored braindead computer zombies who dig this shit....crisis? really?...give me a break..hey kate who ever you are.. midlife for me won't even start for another 20 years...and we will see just how rotten your jack o lantern will be at that time..pray..to your..spirit in the sky that you are rockin as hard as I do ""if ya get the chance to make it to my age"".......and to all the peeps that defended me on here I love ya.............p.s..the post is hard not to laugh at..I will admit that......it is pretty ridiculous........

k said...

"and we will see just how rotten your jack o lantern will be at that time"

rofl, classy

Anonymous said...

please defame SDS...


also i lol'd at every one of jebs friends defending him

Anonymous said...

haha this guy sucks. he freaked my friend out one time. what a douche.

Mme Paulita said...

Jeb is a great guy! He entertains you all..you love it

Anonymous said...

I wonder if Tomcat gives Jeb a reacharound every time he does his hair at tabloid? Match made in heaven.