Tuesday, July 8, 2008

DEFAMED: Quickie Randoms

I don't know why, but something about a guy with glasses in a Hollister shirt at a 2 Live Crew show bothers me.

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But not as much as seeing Docta Dawe in this t-shirt.

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And if you didn't think there could be worse than Docta trying to pop someone's vajayjay...

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You were very very wrong.

Although, THAT'S a 2 Live Crew Shot.

36 comments:

Anonymous said...

Oh dawe...dawe..dawe..dawe...what are we going to do with you...

chrisss said...

yesssss i went to this show. It ruled and so did docta's attire ah haha.

Anonymous said...

EVERYTHING about that middle picture bothers me.

hiptop housewife said...

i wish i had some quirky/evil comment to insert but the aging ladies of the night (last photograph posted) left me with nothing...well, almost nothing...



god i hope that the thing around her belly button is a scar from a c section and not really a tattoo.

Anonymous said...

That girl in the middle picture is so loud and annoying.

J. Chris said...

There's nothing funnier than sending in a white kid with "POP DAT PUSSY" written big on his shirt into a 2 Live Crew show.

I loved it. Magic Mike really loved it. And DJ Funk.. well.. he's off to go make music in France with Justice and excited about "fucking some French bitches."

Anonymous said...

lol on the new kinetica background

Anonymous said...

snazzy new page but the last picture here made me barf.

Anonymous said...

What is this, Vice do's and don'ts?

adam s said...

Wait wait wait wait wait...WAIT.

So let me get this straight:

That frumpy nerdy pasty white kid in the POP DAT PUSSY shirt is Thee Docta Dawe?

speech·less
-adjective
1. temporarily deprived of speech by strong emotion, physical weakness, exhaustion, etc.

defameorlando said...

"What is this, Vice do's and don'ts?"

Why yes, and its also one of the 900 million other websites and magazine's people's pictures get made fun of on. Shame on me.

Anonymous said...

haha, middle picture, what's up sam?

SamIam said...

To 1st Anonymous: I'm sorry if you find me loud and annoying...most people consider me fun. I guess I'm just a happy person and have trouble controling my volume level in a large club setting.

To 2nd Anonymous: Hey! What's up...why are you hiding your name? :-)

PS. Defame I'm glad you are back even if I'm up here and charged with guilty by association! The shirt still rocks and I'm sure brian is going to work on a tan after this posting!! Xoxo love ya!

Livvakt said...

Haha I know the people in the middle picture. They're hot.


LUNCHBOX!

Elroy said...

I saw 2 Live Crew once, in late 2003, in the middle of the Great White Midwest oddly enough. I really think they have had the same dancers for twenty years. That was some old pussy in some tiny shorts. I did have some ultra hip republican straight guys try to point out the G spot for me though, which you know, could be useful some day.

Stella "Bunny" Brennan said...

I have to agree with "hiptop housewife".....nothing worse than a C-Section scar! Oops, I mean "hag-too", oopsy again, "TATTOO".

With that being said, I think these ladies look fantastic. They are in their natural surroundings with a complimentary crowd of fake "gangsta's" and thugs pretending to all be from the Bronx or Pine Hills. No one is actually FROM Orlando. I bet you a Gin tonic that 95% of the people from that show are from New York anyways! These girls are just wearing the latest from the BIG APPLE. Don't be jealous that you are stuck at home cleaning floors and making dinner! These fine cholas were out, working hard for their manny-peddy money.

Those chicks rock somehow. Way down deep we all wanna be "free" like they are. Free to be bloated, free to be a minority, free to be at a 2LIVECREW show with a gold tooth.

Nancy Drew said...

Defame, does your name begin with an "M" and end with an "N?"

Waldo Faldo said...

It starts with a D and ends with an E. DEFAME.

denny said...

i think its the 20 people who have been named in the past working together. actually i dont care who it is.

bartabber said...

so many people have claimed to write for this site and so many have been accused like anita HAHA if the truth were to even come out i dont think id even believe it and i doubt id care. actually id care because someone ruined all the fun for me.
can someone now hook me up with bellybutton tattoo girl. is she from here?

chloe said...

MASSIVE IS BACK!! This Friday.
WWW.MYSPACE.COM/MASSIVEMONTHLY

Anonymous said...

defame you must think your readers are fucking crazy..

josh spickler said...

who the hell's chloe?
thank's for the plug i guess....

chloe said...

who the hell's josh spickler? i'm a long time local MASSIVE advocate.

SAM aka CRU JONES said...

Who's the 'tard that said I was in a pic at Firestone?

I was, in fact, NOT one of the 126 people who showed up at Firestone for the 2 live show.

However... I heard rumors that at some point, late, it got good?

I never made it past eye spy.

But thanks for hating.

Docta Dawe said...

The docta is in!!!!1

FLOP said...

I heard the show floped. To bad with such a steller lineup. Minus Doctor Dawe of course.

October said...

Sounds like Sam (the douchebag one) is a bit bitter about getting fired from Firestone, still.

The only one who trashes you/your nights are Defame, don't let that list grow any bigger. For your sake.

.. and to clarify for you, Sam (the douchebag one): Nobody was referring to you. The one in the photo is another Sam. Despite who you think you are, you're not the only "Sam."

There's a reason why you've been Defamed a few times. Because you're a douchebag who loves to talk shit while failing miserably at the same time.

Good luck.

Red Herring said...

Regardless of Doctor Dawe "popping pussies" left and right...

Why do I think the black guy sang "Chocolate Rain"?

Adam S...yes, that is Dawe...he's been hitting the gym lately.

J. Chris said...

Docta Dawe said...
The docta is in!!!!1


If you're going to write under someone else's name, at least make it good. Like, here for example:

Miss Fit said...
I write Defame: Orlando. It's me.

Docta Dawe said...

Tha Docta needz to write you a prescription to combat that case of Failaria.

yeah... said...

And this my friends, is why I don't let photos of me be taken at work.

Anonymous said...

I'm new to this site, but it's seriously the best shit I've read as of late.

SO GOOD.

Was there a post about Pop Off?

cesar said...

I saw that ricky rock kid today at warped tour and I almost asked for a picture with him lol

Anonymous said...

dear defame,

thank god you're back. after moving away from the happiest place on earth i thought i'd never get by without my orlando dramz. and then you appeared. and it was good.
and then you deleted yourself.
and it sucked.

but now you're back. and i can settle into my bed at night knowing the wannabes of orlando are still struggling to pretend like they are actually important.

i love this blog. i do. but after reading some of the shit you people write on here, i feel like i've killed a few of my brain cells. let yourselves be defamed and let defame do his thing. you guys take this stuff way too hard. [remember you live in orlando!]

p.s. thank you for finally defaming sam. although i wish you would've taken down the rest of his 30 something year old posse with him. jesus.

and remember. learn from anita and don't attempt to defame defame. surely you will be PWND! n00b!!!

Anonymous said...

PWND? N00b? definitions, anyone?