Sunday, July 27, 2008

DEFAMED: Pop Off

You've all requested it a lot, which I find funny because I don't believe it has even happened more than once yet. But haters will hate regardless and obviously some of you got yourselves used, abused and tossed to the side by Cracker Jackson and have been eager for the opportunity to bitch about him. Or maybe you'll be able to give him another chance since he did change his stage name to something a lot more respectable to the ladies. Welcome the new DJ duo...

Fishdicks and Hardersauce.

If anyone checked the night out, you loved it and it takes off, then awesome. The more popular it becomes... the more popular the dj's get... the more they cheat on their girlfriends... the more material I will have for my site in the future. It's a beautiful cycle. And who knows, maybe the night really will be more successful than the last gig a couple of them got pitched from. Or was that also Firestone's fault?


What do I have to say about it? It seems kinda...generic. Same uncreative and typical club night neon flyer.

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Same typical shitty electro/indie/techno/hip hop whatever scene that’s already been beat like a dead fucking horse in this city. And everywhere else.

And a couple of nice guys that tend to a popular dive bar named after grilled meat


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who were inserted into the local automatic DJ replica machine on Robinson

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BEEP BEEP WURRR BEEP BEEP

and spit out looking like this...

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........

Yes, I blurred out Tyson's blood fingers in an effort to save his life. No one would ever let him display their gang signs with that sweatshirt on.

I haven't been and I might actually have faith in what these guys will do as a whole. They seem to have a good sense of humor between the group of them. But Eh. Call it more original. Call them more talented DJ's. You've got Kittybat? Great. I don't fucking care anymore. It's getting to the point that I really only care about how strong the drinks are in these places. Screw the music and the people, just get me wasted enough to barf all over your shiny shoes and turntables and head home. And feel free to correct me if I am wrong, but I now firmly believe that ANYONE with the right equipment can DJ in this city. Has Brad from the Summerbirds started yet? Because I can really see that next. Or maybe The Ladies of Alchemy as some giant tacky 80's dj powersquad with Michael and Yardley spinning in the middle. Hopefully they will all be in Brooklyn before it happens.

158 comments:

swweeeet said...

POP OFF JULY 31st!!!

kelly said...

oh please defame alchemy. bunch of old ugly pretentious bitches.

Anonymous said...

i want to see the color navy blue used more often in flyers. not enough navy and its a great color.

pete said...

hahah... i buy my shoes at the dj replica machine!

work at bbq said...

love these guys and glad they are up here. they will appreciate it. more advertisement. some healthy roasting can't hurt ya either. and brad would make a fine dj.

TOMFUCKING TOM said...

a hush falls over all the little scene kiddies and paul minions. who are these people defame talks of? people still exist after 25???!?!?

Anonymous said...

Defame is Kevin Collier and Mega Meghan. Meghan worked for Firestone and created the blog to create publicity for Firestone. Might be time to shut down the site before word gets out.

Anonymous said...

defame better not defame alchemy if they know what's good for their hair. i'd hate to piss someone off who holds scissors above my head.

Anonymous said...

if the scene kiddies didn't know these guys before they will now.

i seriously think defame should get paid to defame people.

now please make this night 21 and up only before its too late.

s said...

brad is fucking hot.

Anonymous said...

PLEASE DEFAME ALCHEMY!!

dt said...

alchemy thinks they are gods gift to bbq bar. oh to be part of such a hip clan of elitists.

tysons picture made me laugh on this when he was inserted into the machine.

jeffff said...

you all asked about a hundred times to have pop off defamed and when it happens you have nothing to say about it? that's really interesting. whats the matter is it too hard bashing people and things you really don't know squat about?

Anonymous said...

The word pretentious is thrown about on these posts like a shit-filled poo-grenade. Find a thesaurus people.
Brad's hair rules.

Anonymous said...

I think defame opened a can of worms with the whole Alchemy thing it's totally worth defaming. Pop Off IS just another lame night for people to go out and listen to DJ's spin music we don't really want to hear. It's so ironic that Indie culture is based on Alternative music and Rock and Roll, yet its morphed into this electro/techno mess that I resent alot. I'm sure most of us can remember when Crush wasn't so scene and wasn't so techno. Years ago Orlando kids were more original and now this younger generation has taken over and its become so awful. Thank God I'm moving soon.

aop3 said...

i like how you like to lump in Pop Off as "younger".

how long have you been in this town? how many shows have you tried to put on? how have you made a difference to better this "orlando scene"? oh i see, you probably haven't really tried.

If you hate "electro/techno" so much why don't you become a promoter and start booking shows. Or cough up the start-up $$$ and open your own non-electro/techno club. eeesh.

karen said...

i don't get why people constantly address the whole "josh (cracker jackson) has pissed girls off" thing. i've never met a girl who had any complaints about that cat. when you kids are in your thirties, you'll have just as many notches in your belts.
sidenote-pop off changed their flyer after the last "neon flyer" hit defame gave them. not sayin it was because of defame, buttttt the newer flyers aren't neon.
funny pics of preston and tyson. preston is one of the most sincere and forgiving dudes downtown. i went to pop off, and the videos in the background (esp. the "snake eating baby") were awesome. i'd like to see "fat kid on a rollercoaster" on the 31st.
best of luck to you guys.

Anonymous said...

I like Preston alot, he's a good guy. Tyson on the other hand, with his pseudo white trash thing going on, not so much. He's ultra elitist and belittles alot of people so it's about time he was checked.

Anonymous said...

i heard tyson does meth.

Anonymous said...

Sounds like Defame might be a little lady who is a little upset that she may not have gotten a fair chance with one of the mentioned strapping lads. Boo-hoo.

Anonymous said...

just wondering, what nights are we supposed to goto? could you please post a list of "defamed approved" places to go and things to wear so i dont end up looking dumb. thanks!

Anonymous said...

Aop3, I don't need to justify my love for rock by adding to the trend of yet ANOTHER club night. I couldn't care less, my point was that there has been a shift in interest in music that is completely out of touch with the root of this "Scene". duh.

I don't like anyone I don't know!!! said...

"alchemy thinks they are gods gift to bbq bar. oh to be part of such a hip clan of elitists. "

Aww. . . you must be ugly, insecure about it, and feel threatened by people better looking and more fun than you!
Only an insecure person would make a gross statement such as that.
:') TEARS TO YOU!!!

I don't like anyone who more people know than me~!!!! said...

Yeah, I keep seeing people on here say "so and so is a dick" or "so and so is such a bitch."
Fact is, they are no more of a dick to you or bitch to you than you are to them, as evidenced by the fact THEY aren't going on some blog calling you a dick or a bitch. Why?
Because nobody knows who the fuck you are.
:'( Tears for you and anonymity! Ride someone else's popularity to self-acceptance!!!

http://dontclickthis.whatingods.name/whambulance.gif

Beta said...

I'd like to know why our shop photo is included in this post? And what exactly does 'inserted into the local automatic DJ replica machine on Robinson', mean?

This could get very interesting.

yes sir said...

my guess is its the steve aoki shoes you sell at Beta? just a wild guess.

i dont think anyone mentioned in this post should get bent out of shape. its almost like defame wrote a fluff post to advertise the night. thats also just a wild guess though.

Anonymous said...

the pictures made me laugh.

suck it said...

Preston & Tyson are nice guys just trying to do something creative... whatever if it isn't cutting edge. Remember people, we live in Orlando. Shit ain't so great around here...

But PLEASE defame Alchemy. I'm so sick of seeing and hearing about this fucking shack of a hair salon. I don't even know anyone that gets their haircut there... are they even good? Or do they just work hard at doing PR at BBQ every night of the week?

aop3 said...

wow, mr. or ms. anonymous that i'm replying to, you obviously missed the point of my post. such density on these replies.

i hope orlando doesn't ever get stuck on only one type of music here. i think country music is shit but if a country "scene" got big and everybody started doing a "country" night, then so be it. awesome, someone else other than me is having a good time, i feel threatened!

open up your eyes and mind and you would see so much else going on than these "dance" nights.

ps. tyson is meth.

lizzy's said...

i agree with yes sir.

if you guys have to defend people who were barely...if at all... made fun of in a post that basically just ripped on a neon flyer, i hate to say it, but mandy murphy has thicker semen stained skin than you all do.

these guys just basically got a popular blog flyer made up for them for their night this week.

alchemy is another story... don't get me started.

Anonymous said...

beta you are dumb and boring.

slutforallofthem said...

i want to do brad, preston, cracker jackson and tyson.

i want to wear prestons glasses while we have sex.


see you guys thursday!

Anonymous said...

i'll be there this thursday definitely. its 7 bucks, but the first hour plus of free wells and beer is well worth it if you slam a few back real fast. and the social can pour an actual drink.

Anonymous said...

Megan, you are too funny! congrats on the page.

Alice said...

fuck pop off. it's filled with a bunch of pretentious douchebags who dont know anything about music.

the night blows. the people are lame. i felt like i was going to get raped by hairy men with beards and no personalities.

Anonymous said...

i h8 how karen starts posting as herself two days after she gets back in town as if this blog wasnt her and her friends idea to begin with. wat a fucking whore you are...defending people you fuck, talking shit on a blog and then commenting so its not u. i saw you bleeding all over urself couple nights ago and itll keep coming. stop being a coward and just admit this is you...this is a waste of a comment knowing it wont be posted neway.

Anonymous said...

i'll be there.

ct not out but still drinking said...

heh, megan wishes this were her page. she asked her friend to post on defame's myspace in order to make people think it WERE her page. this site it run by a boy, boys.

Anonymous said...

i hate to add another name because I've heard so many people write this blog. but I know it's LP. without a doubt. got the ip address and everything. had it for a while. plus she just got back from out of town. and she probably will post this because she'd want you to think it wasn't her. right lauren?

ARGGGG said...

I DONT GIVE A FUCK WHO WRITES THIS!!! jesus christ you're all so fucking gay. If its someone you know, or your friends know and they were able to throw shit in all your faces for this long without you having a clue....then fuck...more power to them. That right there earns my respect and they deserve to have this thing.

wes said...

wow bravo!!! you all know who writes this!! funny thing, i didn't know thats why we all came here.

now can we please go back to just reading the blog and leaving comments? its better to read when its anonymous so shut the hell up.

Anonymous said...

POP OFF JULY 31ST!!!

defameorlando said...

Ugh. You know all the fucking guessing going on, I could really care less one way or the other about my anonymity these days. On one hand it would be awesome to take credit for something I write that's being read by so many people. On the other hand I don't want half of you to ever know me.

Don't get confused. I'm not a coward at all. I'm slightly worried of someone being a little off their rocker and taking some of these things too seriously. But I have no problem sharing my honest opinions on things publicly. And do you think I care what people think about me? I could say my name and you could write 200 comments under me bashing who I was, and I probably wouldn't read a single one. Because honestly, I DON"T GIVE A SHIT. Anyone who gets mentioned on here should have that same attitude.

My point is, the blog is anonymous because it reads better that way. And you know it does. I come off less biased anonymously. Especially to the reader. If it comes out who I am, you're all just going to aim your comments at me in every post and that shits just going to get old. Unless that's how you want to do this?

My posts are pretty light. I never cross the line with anything I say. We're well aware the venom is in the comments by now. I admit to fueling the fire a bit, but I also put a lot of your shit on the map for other people who may not have heard of it. Just read the blog and enjoy the damn thing already. If I read a juicy story in a magazine do you think I give a shit who wrote it? Am I checking all over the place like a madman for the authors tiny name when I'm done? No. I'm just reading the story and flipping the fucking page.

Anonymous said...

dang. hahaha.

Anonymous said...

POP OFF JULY 31ST!!!!

fuckyea said...

whoever you are...

you sound smart as hell....

and if you're a girl... i totally want to bang you right now. i love sarcastic bitches.

call me. we'll fuck

if this is a dude... i'm going to have to shoot you in the nuts.

THE WHHHAT?! said...

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HOLLA @ YA BOYYY!

lou pearlman said...

its me I write for defame. are we all happy now? ok continue...

Anonymous said...

can we talk more shit about pop off and the alchemy bitches?

Anonymous said...

pop off doesn't happen often enough to fail or succeed. i really dont know why they are doing it if they only do it once a month.

and how exactly does one defame a hair salon exactly? are we really going to make fun of people's haircuts and coloring techniques?

Stone said...

I am Defame!

I started this blog to bring attention to the lame tastes in this city.. i could care less about Anonymity anymore because i Dont even live in Orlando.

I intend to change the way Orlando views Music and Alcohol Consumption forever!

I intend to start a vintage blues and country night next..

Times are changing, 1998 called and they want their Breakbeats back... That shit should have died with Cyberzone..

Time to shameless plug my other blog which contains a lot more interesting content with a lot less nonsensical bull shit!

tuffrock.blogspot.com

Yes, Music that is not made by robots!

adam s said...

Why aren't all these fuckers who are complaining about OONTZ OONTZ techno and bad hip hop at Redlight on a Saturday? Nothing of the sort touches our turntables there.

Oh right, they're too busy sitting at home, writing snarky comments about Alchemy bitches they secretly want to fuck, then repeatedly show up at nights they apparently hate in the hopes of getting laid.

Amiright?

Prove me wrong.

Anonymous said...

Stay anonymous Defame. Knowing who you are WOULD ruin this. POP OFF JULY 31st!

Anonymous said...

Defame, keep on keeping on. Stay secret, you are hilarious and the people DO care. It's all in good fun.

People forget that this is Downtown nightlife we're talking about here. IT'S NOT THAT SERIOUS. It's just funny to sit back and watch.

Beta said...

To which ever anonymous person(s) that decided to reach out w/ their 'dumb & boring' comment about the shop....

Your anonymity is 'dumb & boring'. Just like anyone else who hides behind their computer screen and has the nerve to talk shit.

I know what wouldn't be 'dumb & boring' tho, is that if you came to shop and personally expressed your feelings toward us.

BUT.....

That would never happen, cause you're probably a BITCH-ASS COWARD.

[shameless plug]

MILK DISTRICT THANKS YOU!

COVERT/BETA/ETOILE is having a customer appreciation sale/party, Saturday August 16th.

Huge deals on everything in the store(s)!

2400 block E. Robinson Street (You know where its @)

11-7pm

------------

SPOILER ALERT!

Featuring the works of:
BASK
TES-ONE
PARSKID
STEAK MNT

Vibes provided by:
Kittybat (Rocksteady S.S./Pop-off)
Nak1 (Tampa)
lt_smash (Beta)

@

The City Arts Factory
29 S. Orange Ave
Downtown Orlando, 32801
7pm-1am
$10 (A portion of the proceeds will go the Parramore Kids Zone)

Any of you 'anonymous' readers that plan on joining us at any of these fine events, (pretty) please introduce yourself to any of us. We're dying to know who you are.

[/shameless plug]

WHUTUP POP-OFF! ALL SMILES IN 08!

rona said...

"make fun of peoples haircuts and coloring techniques" haha.
i write this blog.

Anonymous said...

which karen? which lauren? who's stone? ahhh don't give yourself up. takes away the fun. speculating, though-also fun.

Myspace Mutants said...

no way dude. it's me. i'm really behind it. i created it to draw more popularity to the kiddy-dance nights in hopes that I would find fewer 21 year olds on the occasions I attend one of my preferred bars. Now they are all too busy striking slutty poses at Crush, Carnival, or Ice Cream Sundays.
BTW- Defame that please. Ice Cream Sundays? Naming a night after a children's treat? I'd say their demographic is pretty clear.

suck it said...

BETA and it's greasy headed owner need to give up on the "MILK district". Since when did a retail store decide on renaming it's neighborhood? Little full fo yourself? You are across the street from a milk factory ... how edgy?

adam s said...

Ice Cream Sundays?

WTF is that?

Is Pharell going to show up and start throwing brightly re-colorway'ed, overpriced Reboks at people?

Can we somehow sic the legal dogs of said hipster shoe company on the said hipster night? They're obviously gunning for the same market.

Anonymous said...

lauren, karen, megan, stone, dana, how about swamburger, too? although i do think one of these people actually IS defame, let's give up on the guessing games. do you think they're eventually going to be like "yeah, it's me". please. get a life. everyone would just start judging them instead of enjoying the blog and in all honesty i'd worry about their well being. some of you are insane.

dlux said...

You def should be getting paid for all these pop off plugs...jesus

Stone said...

Marc B. Dont hate me because I bought a skateboard at Covert and had my last haircut at Alchemy..


Hate me because you have bad taste..


I Hate TechnoIndieGarbage..
New music does exist, outside of said genre.. Educate Yourself.
Flame On Bitches

Then Cool Out

Anonymous said...

tyson used his dj replica machine picture on his myspace. too funny haha.

kristen c. said...

Beta you are talking about anonymous readers being pussies for not putting their names up and you are on here commenting as a STORE. I apologize however if your actual name is Beta.
and i said you are boring. Because you couldn't get a simple stupid joke when your shop obviously sells dj and scenester foot and clothing attire. i'd come in your store and tell you that to your face but it seems like a really lame reason for me to drive all the way there.

face said...

alice said...."i felt like i was going to get raped by hairy men with beards and no personalities."


!

Anonymous said...

hahaha aww poor Face.

Anonymous said...

steve aoki called. he wants his scene back.
http://current.com/items/89066132_hipsters_in_space

Anonymous said...

"Be the Change you want to see in the world." If you want to stop looking at venemous and vile comments, stop posting them. or just look at another blog.

Anonymous said...

Speaking of Alchemy, is it just me or does that guy Seth just make you wanna punch him in the face? Smug ass asshole.

HOYLESDEAD said...

Did World famous DJ Steve Aoki really get his shoes here? I wish i would have been here that day. I would have charged that fool triple. Hes got Benihana money.

HOYLESDEAD said...

aint nothing edgy over here thats for damn sure. Well we've got some shirts with semi naked girls on them but thats about it. i guess thats kinda edgy if you're still in high school and can get sent home for that sort of thing.

betterthanyou said...

OMGLOLROFLZMYBFFJILL!!!!!! YOU ALL HAVE AIDS!!!! AOKI SUCKS!!! YOUR SCENE SUCKS!!! INDIE-ELECTRO ISN'T A GENRE! IT'S SOMETHING YOU DUMB ASS CHILLINS (THAT'S SLANG FOR CHILDREN) DECIDED TO MAKE UP SO THAT YOU'D STILL SEEM "COOL". ADDING INDIE TO SOMETHING DOESN'T MAKE IT COOL. IT MAKES YOU LAME. WEARING NEON IS NOT COOL. TAKE A LOOK AT WHAT'S ON THE RUNWAYS. VICTORIAN, MILITARY, PREPPIE... THOSE ARE ALL BACK IN. MOD IS BACK IN. YOUR CHEESY EIGHTIES THROW-BACKS ARE SHIT. SUPPORT ART. SUPPORT ACTUAL INDIE MUSIC. SUPPORT GOOD FOOD. WHAT YOU HAVE AT CARNIVAL/CRUSH/SAT. THURS. IS A SCENE... A SCENE OF DOUCHEBAGS JUST AS BAD AS DUDE-BRAHS AND FAKE CHICKS. YOU HAVE NO IDENTITY. YOU CAN HAZ ILLITERACY, AIDS, STATUTORY RAPE, CONTRIBUTING TO THE DELINQUENCY OF MINORS, LACK OF ORIGINAL MUSIC TASTE, AND ZERO FASHION SENSE. YOU CHILDREN ARE A PART OF THE SHITTIEST, SLUMMIEST SCENE. POSEURS.

Josh Spickler said...

Oh my stars and garters...

aop3 said...

wow, uh?

cesar said...

I believe that someday everyone in this town is going to kill eachother.

Your Only Friend said...

ADDED haha If you ever need a L.A. news reporter hit me up.

Anonymous said...

"Baby Brooklyn" aka Orlando: its funny how trend starts in the North and ends in the South, the only problem is you still rock shit that died out months ago. You all look like a bunch of fags. More importantly, its almost impossible to be "original", yet you are exploiting any thread of originality that might just so happen exist among the artistic, creative crowd in this city. I am glad you are having fun in your dated threads and one of a kind "authentic" thrift store tees. For those of you under 25, I understand, its a phase, you have no fucking clue who you are yet, the rest of you need a reality check, outside of that shit hole town, you are just another member of this surplus population.

Anonymous said...

it's so easy to hate.

i love all the alchemy ladies without a doubt. the only worthwhile fucking place to get your hair cut in this city.

Anonymous said...

so where do i go to get the same exact haircut as every asshole next to me in bbq bar again? oh yes. alchemy. "one haircut, many faces" . new slogan maybe?

Anonymous said...

people who pay for haircuts astound me.

Anonymous said...

oh and stop being so fucking cruel to orlando. when it comes down to it, we all go out, get drunk together, and have a great time. the bar scene here is the best one in the state and would be the best in the country if the city were bigger. what other downtown has more (diverse) bars on every single block than businesses?

me said...

"an L.A reporter" ????
gross.
stay in L.A, please. Orlando isn't that bad, yet.

Imperius Rex said...

"Oh my stars and garters..."

Love the Beast reference, well played.

J.K. said...

Dear Defame,

Where were you saturday night? That guy with the stupid bowie ziggy stardust haircut that's on the homepage got kicked out of backbooth. then, he got a fucking bar ice bucket thrown at his head by the "normal looking bartender security guy." It was one of the funniest things ever. and i totes slapped the mad bucket thrower a down low high five. and his girlfriend was just standing there watching her pretty boyfriend get beat up and gasping. Damn girl, if I were you I would've turned into the teenage werewolf and fucked that guy's day up. But then if you did that, you would probably get your shoes dirty......

XOXO
Gossip Girl

Lemmy said...

how about a Pop Off Valve?
its cheap and safe too!!

Anonymous said...

From the dirty haired punk ass at BETA.

BETA is more aware then you think about fashion and where trends are going. Talk all you want, its ok. We don't care. We know what's up.

As far as the automatic DJ replica machine goes. I can only think you mean all DJs look the same and they buy there gear from BETA. It was a bit of a generalization but pretty funny none the less.

But here is a little fact. Out of all the pictures posted up on DEFAMED never once has there been anyone in anything sold at BETA.

In response to Anonymous said, "BETA you are dumb and boring." OK sure... but Im rubber your glue.....

In response to yes sir said... The STEVE AOKI shoes you are referring to were never sold in BETA.... And you are right it was a bit of a fluff piece for DEFAMED, maybe. But we are not bent out of shape. I was actually a little excited to see us mentioned in something. Any press is good press. (I think.)

In response to suck it said... For the record (if there is one)The MILK DISTRICT is a growing co-op of small independent business in the area. The purpose of which is to pool there advertising dollars together to place ads in magazines that were otherwise too much money. Yeah we renamed the area with 2 other business' but your ass was not going to do it and give us a marketing concept so we had to. Besides do you know how much an ad is in the WEEKLY? We cant afford it. Just like we cant afford rent at the mall. Thats why we took a shit building in the area and flipped it. Gave it life. We started with nothing and we are still here. Unlike most stores who try to run up in our shit. Oh and ONE of the owners definitely has greasy hair. But he does shower daily.

To all.. You need to see the beauty in laughing at yourself. If you spend to much time worrying what people are saying about you. First ,you wont get anything done. Second you will be a sell out for not being true to yourself. Sometimes you just got to let it go.

Haters HATE lovers LOVE.....

Hal Jordan said...

I guess I technically work in this "milk district" since my office is about a mile from the TG Lee factory, and I've never once heard of it being referred to as that.

Just sayin.

covert skate shop said...

thats because it just started last week. There are only 3 business' Where do you work? Is it your business? Do you want in? The more the merrier and cheaper add rates. Come to Beta , Covert or Etoile for the low down.

Hank Henshaw said...

I work just on the other side of Bumby. I do internet things. Very hush-hush.

MissFit said...

ahem...
CRUSH RULES. ITS FUN AND YOU KNOW IT. SEE YOU TONIGHT

<33333

aop3 said...

big ups to the Milk District

blair waldorf said...

HAHAHAHAHAHAH omg the gossip girl comment was so funny i love whoever wrote it

Anonymous said...

kinetica got beat up??? AMAZING.

aop3 said...

call mike jones!!

Anonymous said...

who?

Henry the VIII said...

I love Beta. Check out the new digs I got there, shunn! Now I'm gonna DJ at Pop Off and get some heads rollin!

Eye yam, Eye yam! Gettin' down with Miss Elizabeth! Ain't that right baby?

http://www.wga.hu/art/h/holbein/hans_y
/1535h/02henry8.jpg

oh noes interwebz failing! said...

you have no scene. its simply a conglomoration of what other scenes previously did. and you know what, THATS OK. we love you anyways. the only good thing to come from the scene is a few halfway decent nights in an otherwise top 40 down town. its nice to have an alternative look on things, however, no one gives a shit. i feel like we need to start an addicts anonymous for the scenester hippy fucks who populate a large portion of down town. you know who you are, guy on the third bar stool at bbq bar, chick in the corner at ibar, raver dude at firestone on thursdays, slut blowing the dj at crush, all of you - you have a problem. its acceptable and it helps fuel this capitalistic economy we all live in. without you - there'd be no us.

we love and hate you all equally -
the down town staff.

Anonymous said...

Ice Scream Sundays. August 3rd.

.. I heard that if you wear your Ice Cream's, you'll get in for free.

guy at bbq bar said...

How did you know what stool I sit on? fuck.

Anonymous said...

yo Defame!! you got some big ass teeth bitch!!

Anonymous said...

i'm drunk and on here way too late. there is no interesting fighting going on. this blows.

Anonymous said...

You are still idiots. Think about it. You know it's true.

Pedantic fucks.

guess said...

wow did someone really get on at 4:30 in the morning just to lamely insult the blogger? gay. i'm spitting in your drink the next time i serve it to you. i say this because i know your pathetic ass had just come home alone from crush and couldn't wait to get online and be a faggot.

Anonymous said...

i still love that word pedantic.

Anonymous said...

dear "downtown staff",
i doubt pauly gets his dick sucked by sluts, i doubt the firestone ravers know how to read, and the chicks that stand outside of ibar aren't using the internet for defame orlando. more like world of warcraft.
if weren't for all of us losers with drinking problems, you wouldn't have a job, because you couldn't finish college and you barely make rent each month. but hey, keep hating because that's what's been holding you down your whole life anyway.
why is everything about a "scene"? people go out, drink, dance, get loose..whatever. some people do these things and look completely ridiculous doing them, everyone notices and TADA defame orlando. get over it.
there was a time, one of those times when youve been driving for hours and the most random shit comes into your head, where it thought "defame orlando should be more like gossip girl and focus and the same five or six people". the problem would be in choosing which clique (god there are so many) to choose from.
my capture thing is "end ego" hah.

Anonymous said...

this website is just another way to boost your popularity and dance night attendance. if you can't see that and get offended your an idiot. sometimes you have to take a little shit when you want to become more successful. it comes with the territory.

Anonymous said...

KINETICA GOT BEAT UP BY THE BIGGEST DUDE AT BACKBOOTH WHAT WAS HE THINKING FUCKING WITH THAT GUY!?

Anonymous said...

I FUCKING LOVE PARTYING!

Anonymous said...

did kinetica start shit with someone?

karen said...

not it. sorry, guy.

Cassette said...

Can I get the edited version of this bitch-fest? Cliff-notes for cokeheads?

DID SOMEONE HAPPEN TO YOU-TUBE THE kinetica BEAT-DOWN?

ha said...

was his girlfriend singing the whole time it was happening?

Anonymous said...

Who would fuck with kinetica?! He's so big and strong!

Anonymous said...

Konrad, with a K (hehe) got asked to leave backbooth by the big loving teddy bear security / barback named Joe because of some stupid shit he did to Jacob last week. When Link from Zelda started with Joe he had to take him out the easy way. His little girlfriend was yelling and yelping all the way out too. Joe could have squashed them both with his pinky, and still smiled while doing it..

Anonymous said...

world of warcraft is a fun game

Anonymous said...

wow, this lost steam quick. i guess nobody really wanted to defame "pop off"

rona said...

nobody except defame...who has been sucking at their unpaid over acknowledged job lately. it doesn't even feel like the same blog anymore. give us something besides the same old downtown garbage.

kris said...

defame is meghan and kevin? meghan never worked for firestone anddd def. doesn't know how to write anything other than how amazing she thinks she is. and i believe kevin bitched when defame used his pictures. and this blog constantly bashes firestone and was started after the takedown and jesus that theory is just retarded. let's keep guessing, though.

Anonymous said...

buy a Townes Van Zandt CD and shut the fuck up...

-gunz

bored said...

ooooooh what a challenge! pick the skinniest, wimpiest dude in the bar and try to fight him. What ever happened to picking a fight that is a challenge?

tell me something that is more exciting please.

nam said...

megan is sarcastic and has a sense of humor. esp on her myspace page that you're referring to. its part of the reason people think its her writing this...
shit people... you'd think there were only three people in orlando who are capable of creating this site. if that's true, i'm very sad.

Teddy bear my butt hole said...

We all know joe is all show and mr. kinetica can defeat him at hand to hand combat. It's a well known fact Joe grapples like a girl :) who would brag about beating up a girl? Joe must know the inside story, he even posts anonymously like we won't know it's him.

Anonymous said...

dont you guys ever take a break from this thing? you say defame has no life yet i dont see them posting every day. your all on here every fucking second talking shit about everyone you can think of.

defameorlando said...

Sorry to whoever posted the nudes of Mandy. I'm still not sure of the rules of blogger, but I believe there would be a lot of flagging on her side if I posted seven titty and vajayay shots.

Don't hate me now. I have them saved and will find a way to pass them around outside of the blog. You're all creepily linked to each other anyways. I'm sure they will eventually find their way to your AIM name.

matty j said...

we all know i post as matty j on here.

yes it is me joe.



i have nothing to brag about. i beat up the guy from kinetica.

cool story.

whats even better is how cute his girlfriend is.

WHATS UP GIRL LET ME SMELL YOU!

THETRUTHWILLSETYOUFREE said...

Pauly Crush was raised by a missionary father and mother. His father was doing work in South America when Pauly got kidnapped by guerrillas. They kept him in a bunker with other children his age and ran experimental procedures on him in order to test the possibility of mind control. Dr Guillermo Delamar was trained by one Dr Wilhem Gruber. Dr Gruber was one of Adolf Hitler's top scientist and was known for his breakthroughs in experimental mind control. At the age of 12, Pauly escaped the bunker and managed to make it back home to South Florida unscathed, or so it would seem. He spent the rest of his adolescence doing things normal kids did. He dated girls, played in a band, drank beer etc etc. In 2004 something in his mind clicked. He began reading blogs and downloading house music. He still to this day doesn't know what triggered it (it was actually a dog, a cat, and a bird all "speaking" at the same time). He has since then began many successful nights through out the Orlando area, all of which was part of the plan. The NAZIS (!!!) implanted in his psyche the ability to create a mass of followers to do his bidding, all with the help of house music. House music is the Nazis music! YOU ARE ALL NAZIS!!!

Anonymous said...

Hey, i am the proprietor of Alchemy.
i feel kind of honored for us to be mentioned because as DEFAME is a place to bash shitty goofy ridiculous parts of our town, it is also a place where you realize some cool factor.
crush was cool, what happened, who knows? it is not so cool anymore.
POP OFF happens once a month or it would never happen. there has always been an issue of people trying to do a weekly gig and there is not enough support so i recommend if you want a successful party, only do monthly or give it a memorable name like Andrew Spears 'worst music ever party' and do it quarterly. i am as old as your grandma so i am not at the parties but i have had the pleasure of getting drunk grandma style with preston who happens to be one of the real-ist cats around these days. For those of you who are accusing Alchemy of only rocking BBQ bar you must not get out of that scene much. You can find us anywhere and everywhere. For example The Pound Gallery on Friday night. Supporting the arts as well as supporting the drunk metal heads as well as supporting the craftys the wannabees the readers the writers the uneducated the educated the well traveled the smelly and the sweet smelling . We are a wide variety and we go to BBQ to make fun of people like you and drink too much so don't judge us on the behaviors of our other selves. As for the haircuts, they too are also a wide variety. Get a clue. Same haircuts? Our claim is that we encourage our clients to change with every haircut. Now, if you see 2 of them with the same hair then they must be the unfortunate ding dongs who came in to the salon with the same page cut out of a PEOPLE magazine (which we do not ever have in there for reading or reference).
And last, to those of you who cut your own hair, You are where we get ideas from. keep rocking home made haircuts and send photos of them to our website at alchemyorlando.com.
thanks to all of you who support Orlando small business'.

Josh Spickler said...

Oh, Joe....

benji said...

if this blog isn't written by lauren, megan or karen then why don't you defame all three of them to prove it? everyone i talk to has been throwing these three chicks names around, none of who i even knew before, since day one. prove it so everyone shuts the fuck up already. myself included.

matty j said...

oh josh.


lets drink tonight.

HEY LETS BE DOWNTOWN TONIGHT.
hint
hint.

Anonymous said...

i love that carnival hasn't been mentioned once in this post.

oops. shit.

bleh said...

i dont want to know who writes this. i wish people would shut the fuck up already about it. its getting as old as pauly crush.

Elroy said...

Benjii, if Lauren, Karen or Meghan/Megan wrote this blog I don't think calling them out to defame themselves is a way to prove otherwise. In fact, it might be the easiest way to prove to you its not and the dumbest way to prove anything else to anyone else. If they/she wrote the blog, not only would it be EASY to (a) take stupid pictures of them/her selves, (b) post to a blog they/she runs and (c) let it roll of their/her back like defame claims NUMEROUS times all defamees should do.

I don't blame you for your stupid idea Benjii, you were cursed with the same name as that dumb ass from Good Charlotte and you were probable educated in the Florida school system so it's not your fault. But nice try.

And yea, I've been to Alchemy and I think any place that gives you hooch for a little hair work is a fine establishment. If you come out of there looking like a douche, you let yourself walk out of there as such - just like you let yourself go out the same way.

d said...

i can't tell you how much i've heard this website being talked about downtown. EVERYONE is on here now. i work down at the bar. in a way i think this site is actually great for downtowns nightlife. its making it all really prominent and more popular. like a giant nightlife bulletin board for the city. use it to your advantage. who care who writes it. you're all STILL reading it aren't you? even the ones who think they know. you're still coming back and it's still an entertaining site for all of us locals who go downtown to jump on. we're all a bit too addicted to it in fact. its pathetic haha.

happy poster is happy said...

Once in a lifetime does something like this come along and allow us to reflect with perfect, lucent clarity upon the vast, complex interconnectedness of all living beings. Thank you, Defame. Thank you, commentators. I love you all so much right now that it's making me want to disintegrate and transmute into one, giant, quivering clitoris of such immense sensitivity that every tiny breeze sends me into uncontrollable and exultant convulsions.

Also, I heard Tyson huffs poop.

Anonymous said...

who doesn't love alchemy? they give you tea when you get a haircut!

Cassette said...

Whooooaaaaaaaa
Wait one fucking minute ELROY....

Don't go slamming the teachers of the Florida Board of Education.

The problem is all the under-priviliged people who moved here from "OTHER PLACES" (ie, the Northeast) and shove their barely-glued together DNA spawned children into a public school and complain when the "Florida school system" attempts to educate or discipline their emotionally damaged, rotten asses.

School + parents/people who should have been neutered = DAYCARE barely paid for by my/our fucking tax dollars.

I suggest you try substitute teaching for 1 week. It will probably make you triple the trojans. It will definitely give you diarrhea.

Cathy Lee said...

matty j said...
god...

kinetica is such GARBAGE.

unfortunately i have to see these nig nogs dance every week.

seriously what the fuck is up with dudes hair cut?

AYE MOTHER FUCKERS ITS NOT 1912 DRESS LIKE THE REST OF US AMERICANS!!!

please do us a favor and drink and drive!

JULY 1, 2008 7:17 AM

Obviously Joe had some built up animosity towards us before the "fight" happened.
We didn't know you, or have any previous beef with you. But apparently that is not true for you.
I'm going to disregard how you acted saturday and give our friendship a second chance.
I'll even buy you a beer :)

The Drizzle said...

OH OH OH OH WAIT WAIT WAIT!!!!!

No ones seemed to mention that tonight is hall-calls last night at carnival..

Come celebrate that Dbag leaveing!!

Anonymous said...

Pop Off! August 1st! Be There Or Don't.

the BEST said...

These fucking POP OFF dj's are THE fucking joke. A bunch of washed up barworkers pushing 30 and just now realizing the "coolness" of being "DJ'S". FUCK THEM..and FUCK YOU FOR SUPPORTING THIS NIGHT.

CRUSH RULZ DAWGZ

Josh Spickler said...

BE THERE OR DON'T???!?!


SHIT!
HOW AM I EVER GOING TO DECIDE WHAT TO DO??? FUCK!

matyy j said...

hey cathy its cool i'll be downtown tonight if you wanna' buy me that beer. leave the freak at home.


it would be awkward making out with you while your boyfriend is sitting in the corner crying.


see ya soon!

(and the animosity is only bc of how disrespectful your boyfriend is. that is all)

(oh and about your boyfriend konrad tell him i'm sorry for fucking up his hair do)

Anonymous said...

No more HtriangleLL CtriangleLL...

Orlando not good enough?

Anonymous said...

He's famous, didn't you know? Of course Orlando's not good enough for him.

adam s said...

*snort*

http://www.adbusters.org/magazine/79/hipster.html

Anonymous said...

dear defamer,
just wondering why my last comment didn't get approved for the message board. something about brads hair djing get your briefs/boyshorts in a bunch?

anonymous number 5663

Anonymous said...

DJing = Orlando's very own Ebola virus

2nd stool from the corner at bbq said...

The only thing that bothers me about this blog, is that people in other towns will say, "fuck orlando, those people suck," because they will think the people defamed are actually representative of our town.

defameorlando said...

Post the comment again Mr./Mrs 900th whining why didn't my comment get posted anonymous commenter. Chances are it just didn't go through. It happens.

Jennifer Lopez said...

What is Hall Call famous for exactly!?!? Being a horrible dj, and having a bad attitude. Cool.

Anonymous said...

its too bad everyone knows who Defame is now. this blog is getting shitty, considering the same five people keep commenting back and forth about each other and there animosity. anything else exciting going on in this town besides POP OFF, Preston, and Brad's hair?

Anonymous said...

tysons sweatshirt came from etoile! thats my friend's shit!!
close, though.

Anonymous said...

people don't know who defame is. that's the funny part about all of the accusations. and why don't you write something interesting on here instead of making a comment about the same crap everyone is commenting about?

Katie said...

Pop Off is gonna be so much fun! Yay for all those poop huffing, meth-doing, nicest guys in town:)

And while we are at it, Yay for Beta, Covert, Etoile and all the greasy headed, Milk District founding, community minded jerks over there!

Come Out Tonight to POP OFF!
And come to the BBQ on the 16th- because we appreciate and love you- even the haters:)
Milk District Stand Up

Anonymous said...

Whats going on here?? Idie/emo scensters trying to do the Dj shit?? I'm willing to bet that if we were to rewind back 3 years they would shun the mear thought of it because it was not "in" and cool at the time... But as the wheel turns and the scenes change,(not really change, they just find something new to rock)they feel the primal need to be an outcast,and to "not fit in" so people have something to say how they are such cool, artsy,music prodigys.They are truely the pioneers of the douchebag click that seem to be popping up everywhere in this town. Those two are just fuckin tools.. plain and simple.

aop3 said...

haha, you are little late and very off base on your "3 years ago" claim.
do your homework first, then try to step up and make some real comments.
boring.