Friday, July 18, 2008

DEFAMED: Scene Confusion

If this is what we are all wearing now, call me butt fucking naked.

Hipster Scene...you know your scene is old when UCF is wearing your clothes. Time to find a new trend. Be proud of what you have accomplished (I think), because not even 3 months ago these very same popped collared preppies, at the time, were on this website making fun of your hair, music, girls and clothing. And now look...

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Raver Scene...plan for parenthood and the families that your 35 year old selves are in need of now and never look back. 1998 you shined (I think) and now your glow sticks have been scooped up by students decked out in Hollister shirts...

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Hip Hop Scene...I don't know if you guys know where you belong anymore. Kanye West has thoroughly confused all of you.

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Punk...ahh fuck it. I give up.

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146 comments:

Marc said...

k.

i'm never leaving my house to go downtown again. thanks.

kim said...

wow.

sometimes thats all i can leave here. just a big fat WOW.

estrange said...

so fucking tru

Anonymous said...

Kanye west did confuse everyone. nothin wrong with a few bright colors being splashed into the urban world though. i mean nothing really says hip hop like a pair of florescent pink sunglasses right?

Anonymous said...

"Hip Hop Scene...I don't know if you guys know where you belong anymore. Kanye West has thoroughly confused all of you."


lol.

ct said...

that was the most bizarre mix of people I have ever seen in my entire life.

Anonymous said...

whats up with black mario

america, fuck yeah.

chrisss said...

can you please defame yardley. i fucking hate that dude and he was one of the first to wear this kind of shit.

Charisma said...

I don't even need to add anything. The only thing missing from those pics is credibility. To bad you can't fake that too.

yeah... said...

who cares if a bunch of people from different genre's are mixing it up together? isn't that a good thing not a bad one?

Wait - is the scene supposed to be about hating each other and not accepting others who are different? Sometimes I forget......

adam s said...

I haven't worn a baseball cap, for legitimate functional purposes, since around 2001 because of people like the guy in the glowstick picture. I don't know when it happened, but sometime around then, unless you're an old guy riding a lawn mower, baseball caps immediately became synonymous with douchebags.

Now thanks to these fuckers in the rest of the shots, I'm pretty sure I'll be continuing to squint at the sun when outdoors for years to come.

What basic piece of clothing will they ruin next? Jeans? T-shirts?

Anonymous said...

Looks dead in there.

xxx said...

brilliant. sheer brilliance.


i hope they don't find out about american apparel because then we're all fucked. everyone in the city'll be wearing that shit. i believe you present your identity with the type of clothes you wear, and my friend, these motherfuckers aren't who they are portraying themselves to be. everyone single one of those neo-firestone fucks have no clue about any of the mixes the "dj" is playing. i dont even want to refer to that individual as a "dj" because quite frankly, if the only people dancing to his shit are the people shown in those pictures, then i'd rather not even risk my ears. if they even had any clue, then i'm pretty sure they wouldn't be staying at firestone partying in that environment. if they really were into that kind of shit then they'd realize where that kind of style originated from and the music that corresponds with it. those people would be more into the scene; therefore, they'd be aware of any other nights/events like those and then it'd be a growth of the scene itself. but it isn't. shit's getting lame in orlando. and the dude/bros are making it fucking worse. dude/bros... hahaha i feel like i'm making a racial insult or something.



fuck it. :)

Anonymous said...

NOT FUNNY NOT FUNNY NOT FUNNY NOT FUNNY NOT FUNNY NOT FUNNY NOT FUNNY NOT FUNNY NOT FUNNY

dLux said...

xxx said:

blah blah blah blah blah, your killing the scene wahhhhh

Dawe still got #2 behind your lord and savior Pauly so he must be doing something right...

Vegas said...

I found it Funny

yeah... said...

XXX - Thank you for being the close minded scenester I'm sure you are.

K said...

very funny actually... Unless you were in the pictures... then very not funny. awww.

haha said...

All so true.

ps

"Dawe still got #2 behind your lord and savior Pauly so he must be doing something right..."

yeah he copied all his shit and ripped him the fuck off.

good job!

Anonymous said...

I'm not part of any scene and very new to this site, but i'm not going to lie. it is pretty funny seeing these guys dressed like this. really funny in fact.it looks like someone took pictures at some silly ucf dress up party. fresh prince night or something.

Tony said...

"yeah he copied all his shit and ripped him the fuck off."

cough cough at least he's not going to be fucked in the ass in prison soon for being a liar and thief cough cough

Crushed Vol. 2..

Ooo -- too soon?

haha said...

oh painful.

well if Dawe continues in his follower ways maybe he will be lucky enough to end up there too with Pauly one day.

then they can be friends and start a new prison night together.

Anonymous said...

These fucking kids look like a black light version of a Jackson Pollock painting...clowns

I fucking hate Saved by the Bell.

bartabber said...

Tony sounds like a douchebag name.

Rona said...

Who the fuck is Pauly and why is he going to prison?

Anonymous said...

everyone there looks like my 3 year old sister when she puts her cute little pink sunglasses on. fags.

duckbilledplatypus said...

"i hope they don't find out about american apparel because then we're all fucked"

Uh.... yeah. Because the plain t-shirts and other stuff made out of t-shirt material by (the super secret) american apparel is simply iconic. You will never be able to tell the bro's from the hipsters if we all start wearing basic casuals!

If your idea of "presenting your identity" is wearing that shit, you have no identity.

cesar said...

wtfffffff???

now thats sad

Anonymous said...

Hahahhahahahhhahhhahahahahahaa, do these people know that their are other stores then urban outfitters and forever ripoff 21?

theymakemeangry said...

one of those people needs to be punched in that last picture. i'm not sure who yet...

xxx said...

duckbilledplatypus: you're a fucking idiot. i wasn't inferring that american apparel was an iconic anything. you inferring that is the easy way out of perceiving things in your favor. if you happened to be like "yeah..." (who had to type the first thing that came out of his/her mouth as a name) then you'd realize that being closed minded isn't the way to go.

take the african american culture for example. WELL. let me correct myself, the MAINSTREAM african american culture... you usually see them wearing babyphat, fubu... umm... fuckin' boots with the fur. i have no clue, really, but from my personal observations those are the basics. NOW. if anyone in our "scene" were to wear shit like that to, say, carnival or crush THEN WTF! wouldnt you be like... "who the fuck is this cock?" and dont lie to yourself, because you and all of you would. fashion is identity. if you know what american apparel is then you would know about that culture. but if you wear it, and you are, let's say a "dude/bro", then you are basically a fucking hypocrite to me. KEYWORD: "...to me." i'm sure we all know what a hypocrite is, such smart "scenester" peoples we all are. oh gee golly.

and to dlux:
really? really?
have you taken a good look at the orlando dj selection? well, i'm sure you have, since you're so all knowing and all.
but paul, in my opinon, is someone who actually goes to AND spins at parties that most of the people, who read this blog, attend. which is why he's mostly up to date with most of his shit.
docta-whatever, on the otherhand, has been spinning at venues that attract a whole different genre of society! how the hell would he know what the crowd really wants in a venue where the scene was mostly "hipster". it's the truth people. firestone was, in my eyes, a rad place. a place where i could party with dj's that'd have residencies in l.a., san fran, chicago, nyc, montreal, miami, etc... which is why firestone is going to be going to shit in about a year or so. it'll literally turn into another scoops.
THAT being the reason that most of our crowd hangs out downtown. i dont want to go to UCF, because of the stereotypical college chaos. this is our little piece of our individuality. that's all. you can take american apparel... wear it with your goddamn flip flops, and abercrombie pants but you know what, we're still going to be a couple notches ahead of you in style, music and partying ways when that day comes.


back to the point i was trying to make before i went off on that tangent. paul and docta and fuck if i know who else is decent and dj's in orlando are the only people up for that title. besides the tourists and the pervs that attend makos and the other percentage of decent young people going out, there's really no other competition! it's like taking a baby chimp and a baby human and asking which one looks cuter. c'mon. baby chimp's going to fucking dominate.

defameorlando said...

Oh boy. Here we go...

laquita. said...

a. the guy in third picure is hot.
b. this is the FIRST Rona. I'm not a tranny, and I haven't commented on this shit since the fakeout takedown.
c. stealing a persons defame handle is retarded, esp. when the name is something as dumb as "Rona".

dLux said...

Hey at least us "dude-bros" can go on with our lives if we see someone else wearing some shit we were wearing or listening to a song we heard a while back and not have to defend it to DEATH like you guys.

I myself don't wear the hollister/flip flop/ripped jeans bullshit, I'm not even worried about fitting into a specific "category" honestly. If I see something I like, I wear it. I'm not trying to set a statement, or a fucking trend, in all honestly I am just trying to get laid like every other "dude-bro"/hipster/scene kid/whatever you wanna call it. This is fucking Orlando, not LA. You guys are the only people that give a shit about your beloved "culture" being infiltrated.

Oh and Dawe is at Peanut Butter Fridays now so I guess you better put the bulletin out now to start boycotting it before its too late lol.

Anonymous said...

docta dawe at voyage. big surprise.

wasn't peanut butter fridays next on defamed's list anyways? now you just made it too easy for them.

as far as "dude bro's" not getting bitter about someone stealing their style, dont worry it will never have the chance to happen. you're the last people to catch on to trends.

duckbilledplatypus said...

Internet butthurt makes me laugh so! Almost as much as the people that think a club that has been open for 15 years is going to go down the tubes because one night that never really made money in the first place is failing.

HAAAAA said...

are you guys serious. I mean really. look at your pictures. LOOK AT THEM. you KNOW you didnt look like this 7 months ago. you KNOW other people were doing this first and you were talking shit about them. you KNOW this isn't reall you. don't fucking kid yourselves. its so OBVIOUS.

Anonymous said...

DEFEND!!! DEFEND YOUR SAUSAGE CASTLE!!!!

dlux said...

as far as "dude bro's" not getting bitter about someone stealing their style, dont worry it will never have the chance to happen. you're the last people to catch on to trends.

shucks.

Anonymous said...

Im not sure if any of ya'll were at FS that night, but Cobra Starship and dude from gym class heroes were fucking shitty ass djs.

skeetskat said...

thats because L.A realized they were a city of bullshit and fakes a long time ago.

xxx said...

ok listen, dfux,

not all people that go out at night have a priority and a grand mission to get laid. i dont even know why i'm trying to explain this to you since you probably listen to bob marley, kanye west and red hot chili peppers on your ipod, but i, along with a good amount of others, go out to enjoy the music that's being played and to socialize in a setting that isn't infested with people we'd prefer not associate with. are you getting this? yeah, it's awesome to be out, hear music we can all dance to, get somewhat inebriated, AND get your dick wet?? OH MAN!, that's pretty fucking jackpot, right!? but why go out somewhere where they play the radio?



are you sure? orlando? really? NOT l.a.? wait, we're talking about orlando? god damnit, i take back evvvverything i just said then.



ha.
no really though. we're not afraid of shit being infiltrated. please. welcome! take a good gander around! it's cool when people explore different cultures around their town, or state, or country, hell, even the world. major props to individuals with that mentality. BUT don't fucking go "culture" to "culture" and be something you're not. it just goes to show some people, such as myself, that you apparently have NO CLUE as to who you are as an individual. seemingly, no personal opinions. no personal style. no personal idea of who you are. as aforementioned, you dress the way you do to portray an "identity" of who you are. yes, this "identity" will evolve over the years. but fuck. if you're wearing something totally out of your jurisdiction at a night you go to just to get laid, then that, my friend, means something.

no hard feelings, but i get annoyed by hypocrites and people who contradict themselves.

dlux said...

Hey none taken, and I respect your opinion, totally.

Until you see me in a fitted hat with the bill turned up, some goofy fucking sunglasses, a bright pink and yellow t-shirt, and some nike dunks...you can call me hypocritical all you want.

And come into the Den on a Thursday (although I know you won't) and I guarantee you will hear things not heard on the radio :)

Anonymous said...

^^^This bitch forgot to capitalize.

cesar said...

on that last photo...

I don't blame the dude with the red hollister shirt.. seems like he is just hanging out and not trying to be something he is not.

now the dude on the left,
wtf is he?!
intergalatic-punk-electro-wannabe hipster?

and who is the DJ in that first photo? lol

yeah... said...

XXX - I've used yeah... the entire time I've been posting on here... look back and figure it out bud. And no - not everyone who goes out all the time has the goal of getting laid, but I know A LOT of pauly's kids, and all they want to do is drink, do drugs, and get laid. I mean the S/T motto (which pauly probably helped create) has always been 'Drink. Dance. Fuck. Repeat.' I know when I waste my time and go out to be around all those people I'm only trying to get laid.

Personally - I'm a fan of the new S/T. Its way better than 'I use CDJ's and just push play instead of Turntables' Night.

Personal opinion is that a DJ should use turn tables and maybe just maybe be able to scratch. Just me though....

Fuck off. said...

People arguing via blog comments. Turbogay.

Iamwearingpinkneonshortsbecauseyoutoldmeitwascool said...

bbllaahh bbbllaahh bbllaahh I hate firestone bbllaahh bblaahh dduude bros bbllaahh. I thought you people said firestone would be infested with hollister shirts and flip flops. looks like your wrong to me, I guess your little click of non-money spending 17 year olds with fake ids isn't the only "scene" afterall. Have you been to carnival lately? It looks like Liquid Cellar! At least Firestone still has style. Oh, and I'm sure Justice will be coming to Backbooth real soon. You people are destroying your own scene with your negativity and close minded opinions. If someone is at Firestone, and dancing their ass off having a good time, who the fuck are you to judge that person. Good for them for not getting wrapped up in the "scene drama" like a little high school bitch and having some fun in one of the cities most legendary clubs. The scene will be DEAD in a year if you people don't get your shit together and stop hating on everyone. If you don't want to go to Firestone, fine. Don't go. Oh and if Dawe is a follower then I guess Kill To Win is too. If I recall right, Dawe was playing electro wwwaaayyy before they ever put their "hands up" more like yeeeaarrss before that. Its called versatility.

cesar said...
and who is the DJ in that first photo? lol


At least he's using REAL TURNTABLES and not some fucking cd players.

This Firestone shit is beyond beating a dead horse.

fyi said...

that's gabe saporta in the third picture, from midtown and cobra starship. sooooooo hottttttt

James St. James said...

Cesar I like how you talk sooooo much shit about Dawe, but you can't even recognize who he is.

All of you are pretentious fucks who will someday grow the fuck up and realize this "culture" you're trying so hard to protect IS just another fad. I'm sure about half of you have gone through some type of identity crisis bringing you to this "hipster" label which you seem to wear with such pride.

You're not hippies, this isn't the Haight-Ashbury district and you're not a part of some fucking movement. Get over yourselves.

defameorlando said...

"that's gabe saporta in the third picture, from midtown and cobra starship."

I knew exactly who he was. Just felt like lumping him in with the rest of the kids, considering everyone looks equally retarded.

J. Chris said...

Haha, this is ridiculous.

First off, these photos are mostly from the VIP section. The VIP section - because I know none of you guys came out that night, consisted of everyone in Gabe, Travis, and Skeet's entourage. That's why the Hollister kid is there, the kid with the stupid sparkly glasses, and the two guys at the top. Apparently, the three guys were also with the bands, because one of them has a tall glass used only in VIP. Homework, kids.

Secondly, you included a photo of Gabe Saporta. That's fucking hilarious. Defamed: Gabe Saporta. I love it.

Lastly, the only people left out are our weekly ravers. Don't hate, they're just doing their thing. Whether it's because of the pills - whatever, they're having a good time.. haha. I have no idea how they get there every week, but every club has a few. There's already one at Voyage for us..

"Oh and Dawe is at Peanut Butter Fridays now so I guess you better put the bulletin out now to start boycotting it before its too late lol."

.. I don't think you're helping, Dlux.. haha.

So just so everyone knows, yes - we're doing Peanut Butter and Fridays starting this coming Friday. If you guys want to support it - come in. It's free 21+. If not, let's not do another Crush/Carnival/ST drama discussion.

Anyway, Skeet Skeet was the actual headliner to a lot of us that night. Or in Sam's case, it's the music you didn't know you wanted to hear.
http://www.myspace.com/straightbutterscotchyo

"Oh boy. Here we go..."

Anonymous said...

i like this website. its interesting hearing everyones opinions as far as the scene goes. these groups dont really ever talk to one another so its really kinda of cool seeing what everyone has to say to eachother. puts things into perspective kind of. continue...

cesar said...

James sorry but no, not talking shit I was asking who the guy was.


Don't think I ever said anything bad about the guy but at least I can guarantee you that if ever do it won't be an anonymous post ;)

James St. James said...

No really Cesar, put the bong away!!
& if I ever have the displeasure of seeing you in person, I will be more than happy to laugh in your face.

kate said...

I just want to say, Dr. Dawe bought the same headphones Pauly uses.

bk said...

This is why I stick to cowboys, even though I'm sure that they are bigger assholes then those boys.


Btw... Forever 21 and urban outfitters have the same vendors. Doesn't that make sense?

diana said...

you all look like clowns. it's pathetic.

Elroy said...

"i dont even know why i'm trying to explain this to you since you probably listen to bob marley, kanye west and red hot chili peppers on your ipod"

I have all that music and more on my iPod. Is that not allowed? I don't list myself in any scene (though I do occasionally wear American Apparel which means something, aka WAY too much, to you XXX) but I appreciate a little variety in many things, including my musical taste. Also, if you are going to rant in such length, feel free to let us know who you are with something more than a porn moniker (or that awful movie with Vin Diesel).

And as for Fuck Off - "People arguing via blog comments. Turbogay." Anyone who is using the term turbogay is... well, turbogay. Don't try to break your asinine words here, the English language suffers enough indignity already.

Vegas said...

Midtown was such a great band...

ummmmmmmmmm said...

New post, plz.

Devondrick said...

And as for Fuck Off - "People arguing via blog comments. Turbogay." Anyone who is using the term turbogay is... well, turbogay.


Dude... you just used "turbogay". Ha.

Anonymous said...

"And as for Fuck Off - "People arguing via blog comments. Turbogay." Anyone who is using the term turbogay is... well, turbogay.


Dude... you just used "turbogay". Ha."

so did you now. my god. whats happening to us???

Anonymous said...

iaw vegas, midtown were awesome

cesar said...

Hey James aren't you a fucking clown? too bad I don't smoke

get a life and do something better than trying to argue with other people online D-I-C-K-H-E-A-D.

ps

dude you reply to almost every post and comment and I'm sure you wasted time today refreshing the page hoping to hear back but I was out having fun at the beach sorry...ahh fuck it, not wasting my time here

go ahead try it...need my address?

Godzilla said...

Why do people automatically demand respect for and or associate supreme skill with people who use TTs over CDJs? Especially when running serato, which basically turns the tables into 2 CDJs that you never have to reload, has hot cues, a visualizer and an internal mode( for faking). Current S/T DJs have a lot to learn, and need to realize that they were just the replacements .
And when just basic mixing is being done; as is the case for both sides; CDJs and TTs are exactly the same.

adam s said...

Is this the Vin Diesel XXX we're dealing with here, or the Ice Cube XXX?

Because from here on out, that will totally dictate my responses.

defameorlando said...

Cesar what are you doing? Stop it.

boredassbitch! said...

This bored ass bitch is bored of this tired ass topic. New topic? Hope so soon.

defameorlando said...

I only last posted a few days ago. It hasn't been THAT long. I'm out of town right now so hang in there with the club kids for a little bit longer. Then I can come home and bring you...more club kids!!

cesar said...

defame, I think my first response to him was polite not sure why he needed to start talking shit...

but you got it no need to waste my time with James.

karen said...

"non money spending 17 year olds". that wasn't the scene i knew. the scene i know has money, lots of it. come out on thursday and have yourself a taste-it's the first time we'll be back since new management took over besides that failure of a ladytron concert. we're going to see jusssst how different the beloved night has become. hope it's worth it :)

MickGunz said...

Pink on men...not tuff

xxx said...

elroy, just because you have sex on the brain (lacking, are we?) and men (hence the vin diesel remark) doesn't mean you have infer that i do as well. if i typed aaa, would you have assumed that i have a fascination for automobiles? probably.

get fucked, ill rant on and on in whatever length i feel necessary to get my point across.



c'est la vie, baby.

karen said...

dear xxx,
elroy is one of the nicest and intelligent person you'll never meet. shut the fuck up, please.

Anonymous said...

This blog has gotten boring and bloated with tripe. Good run while it lasted, though. Shame. Thanks, idiots.

femanon said...

bored :[

i'm so bored...

Anonymous said...

who doesn't like bob marley?

cesar said...

Say Catch A Fire higher,
Who The Cap Fit,
A One Love,
To the Natural Mystic
Me boy Get Up Stand Up, Stand Up For Your Rights,
No More Trouble,
Africa Unite
Chances are he'll be jammin in a rainbow country
Where the sun is shining, bob simmer down,
Him take an exodus and then fly away home
An watch them crazy baldheads runnin away from town

Everybody loves Bob Marley
Everywhere I go it's the same old story
People of all nation they love the Rastaman vibrations

Everywhere me go people tell me 'bout Bob
Say in some countries Bob next to God,
Put on a Bob record, the place go'n mad
People ah hold up the man in the air like a flag,
Bob promote the good and never promote the bad
In the musical chain he was one of the main cog,
Well its about time they Grammy to Bob,
Bob, you did a great job

-Macka B

Chl-Chl-Chloe said...

Where's the fire? This blog is more about the people who comment back and forth than the actual content. Hell, it's barely updated twice a week. Lame.

Anonymous said...

http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=85699815

Anonymous said...

This Blog Is POISON!!!

you're all vaginas said...

So let me get this straight...people complain that the writer of the blog has "no life" but if it isn't updated daily, they get pissy.

H'okaaaaaaaaaaay....

Conspiracy Theorist said...

So I have this theory that Defame is a part of the Pauly Crush camp & the real reason for deleting all those previous posts was because of the lawsuit. All those negative comments about ST probably wouldn't help Pauly's case.
Another thing that threw me off was Defame telling to Cesar to stop. Stop what and why? Since when do you want people being polite? Unless they're involved in a lawsuit somehow and you don't want anybody involved making "impolite" comments. Oh and bringing the posts "back" sans comments. Smart guy you are.

rona (the first) said...

i hate these new orlando weekly readers who talk shit. go the fuck away and stop reading it. youre annoying me and the other people who enjoy and love this blog. seriously.

Anonymous said...

wait, what? this blog is a scene all unto it's own now?

Orlando is too socially inbred, it's the same shit as ten years ago. Now it's just broadcast on blogger.

benji said...

what "lawsuit" are you talking about? anyone care to tell? let me guess, paul is doing something totally crazy like suing firestone because they stole his concept and let everyone else enjoy riding on the fruits of his labor? thats just absurd.
also-bad conspiracy. defame is a scene bitch who happens to write well. when people find out who she is everyone is going to be like "are you fucking kidding me, that bitch?"

Anonymous said...

http://paulgeller.emurse.com/
look at what you are, you fucking tools. you're admitted marketing tools. you're being fucking MANIPULATED by someone targeting you as the "hipster generation Y" kids.
100 dollars says this comment doesn't get posted.

Anonymous said...

defame megameghan

defameorlando said...

Kim, where's my $100?

And why do the comments always go back to Pauly and Firestone when I don't post something new for a while? Do I reallyyyy have to do another post on gas prices and Hillary Clinton?

And as for all requests, just email me directly or through myspace. It's easier to keep track of and you all want to make my job easier, don't you? Thought so...

Pauly said...

Hey thanks for telling the world I have an awesome job and went to an ivy league college! If you guys would spend less time attacking me and making flyers and more time practicing then you wouldn't have to see your smilin mugs on defame every fuggin week.

Also, seriously, I did own those WESC headphones before anyone in town -- and I got them because the frequency response is fucking insane! Just so you know, I just upgraded to the Dim Mak version. they are blue in case you want to grab em.

Pauly said...

I really really hate to keep posting on here and it is totally not my attitude to kick people when they are down. I'm trying that whole "Good Karma" thing lately. But I just got the most hits on my resume I have ever had (8, lulz) in a day and one of them was a fucking job offer. What and leave all this?

that bitch sucks said...

awwwwww kim you miss out on your weekly gang bang you nasty bitch??? hahaha i wonder why it is this girl like to talk shit about paul... oh wait i bet you tried to suck him off some time like the stupid skank bitch you are... get a life and get the fuck outta town!!

Anonymous said...

lol,,why'd you call me kim? i'm not giving you $100 just because of that.
paul-nothing against you, bro. or that ivy league you went to for a year to become a DJ. just thought these kids should read your little credo and realize what they are to you-marketing targets and tools. go you.

someone said...

"megamegans" old myspace was so funny. i think she changed it in fear of getting defamed. it was like "im vain and brilliant and drive a pink car and attend harvard medical". lol. the harvard thing was the weirdest.

Anonymous said...

you're welcome, paul. please stop calling me kim. lol. and you DID NOT just get a job offer.

Pauly said...

Okay guys -- let's just be real for a second. All those lads and lassies at Firestone and all the kids who care about cultivating the independent-minded and electronic music scenes in Orlando should stop talking shit. My friends and fans included. The fact of the matter is there are only three people who know what really has happened. Me, The Owner of Firestone and Mike. Anything you know has come directly from one of us three. Some of us are honest and some of us are not. And all I have to say about it is that no one has any right to talk shit about anyone else. Club owners screw promoters. Promoters screw club owners. It's the business. People are greedy. When they see something happening that is hot, they try to find a way to make the most money at the least expense off of it. One day every one is going to get screwed and we're all going to realize how fucking retarded we were to be fighting about who The Orlando Weekly Readers thinks is a better DJ.

If it was based on talent Y-NOT and Kittybat would have taken every spot. If it was based on Facebook friends, Dawe would have won. This year it was based on street popularity and I fucking got it. I don't mean to belittle the people that voted -- I mean thanks and all but everyone knows that Y-Not has more chops than me in his sleep.

I stopped talking shit and posting on this blog a long time ago and you really should too. I am not going anywhere and I'd imagine neither are you so one day down the road you're going to look back about what you did while you were being misinformed and either have felt like maybe you shouldn't have been so trusting of a dude and place with a history as sordid as the one you work at -- mean just take everything with a grain of salt -- or maybe you won't, but I think everyone should at least refrain from saying anything that would keep us all from being friends when it does end. Because I am a forgive and forget type of guy and I know that if you apologized I wouldn't think twice about forgiving you, but I'm afraid some of the people who support me are a little less so. To them, just remember what you are fighting for. I appreciate the defense but I don't need it. I'm gonna do my thing and it's going to be whatever it is. I hope it's fresh and that other clubs replicate it. But I might fail? You know? I mean do you really know? Save your breath for making sure the next shit we do pops. Don't say anything to anyone that you might regret one day. You should probably live your life by that rule to be honest.

Anonymous said...

posting that resume was the lamest attempt at making a point i have seen in a while.

Anonymous said...

Defame wins BEST VENOMOUS BLOG and goes on vacation. Well Defamed, all your new readers just took one look at your one time weekly blog and turned away from you. *sigh*

How many unique visitors have you lost by having this tired topic?
And to Anon. who said DEFAME IS POISON, its not the blogger. Its the readers. *yawn* who are tired of this topic.

Anonymous said...

…speaking of "megamegans" i heard she is a hoarder like Dr. Phil style (people that don’t throw away trash and let it get out of control). Like… I heard it is so bad that you can’t even walk in her apartment. That so weird because she looks like a clean person, but really she lives in trash. Odd.

Konrad said...

This blog has become shallow and pedantic...

P. Tear Gryphon said...

hmm I agree, shallow and pedantic.

Kim (O.G.) said...

"Guerilla marketing"

Das shady....

defameorlando said...

I didn't say I was on "vacation", I said I was out of town. Believe me, it's not for a vacation. Despite what you all may think about me, I don't hate every person out there and I'm supporting someone close to me deal with some rough shit.

I'm not going into details but I'll just say that it involved multiple hospital stays. (no, not for drugs, I don't associate with druggies)

I already have new post(s) in the works, so sit tight, and if you think I care about losing "unique visitors", which by the way none of you are "unique", to an anonymous blog that I make no money off of, then do me favor...

...take your hot pink neon sunglasses and make them brown for me. For those who are morons, that means stick them up your ass. Thanksssssss.

ct said...

ahh hahahaha
"this blog has become shallow and pedantic". reallllly? when WASN'T it? that's the only reason i like it. and jesus pauly get a grip. you didn't even defend yourself for being called out for using kids as marketing tools but i still had to read that entire essay you wrote. (i think you take this blog and yourself a littttle too seriously).
defame, please don't tell me your taking care of people. ruins this for me a little.

sans not said...

guerilla marketing is shady. but don't let paul address it. let anon posters say that resume was pointless while they go buy some axe body spray because they think it'll get them girls, get a free credit report because it's modern and sensible and they can't get the fucking song out of their head, then go to one of paulys parties cause those neon flyers and trendy slogans are the least common thing they've seen all week.
and if you don't like this blog, stop fucking reading it.

dad said...

Spin your wheels, idiots. You're going to feel pretty stupid when you realize you've wasted your time being petty (assuming you ever possess the capacity for that kind of realization) instead of trying to create something you LIKE in place of this tackfest. Everyone just bitches and moans about these scenes and gets absolutely giddy at the chance to spit invectives towards those involved in them on a safe public forum, but all it does is create a circle of stupidity. The blog itself serves it's purpose as a source of humor, but you internet warriors make the whole thing just as tacky as the people getting defamed. Shut up and do something, you fucking children.

B-b-but "if you don't like it, stop fucking reading it"!

Why? If someone likes reading material they think is crappy, why can't they comment on it? Basically the same thing defame does with scenes. Are you going to tell Defame: "If you don't like the scene, stop fucking reading AND writing about it AND being involved enough in it to at least know what you're talking about"? Nah. Cheers.

Anonymous said...

are not all promoters marketers?

Vegas said...

guerilla marketing...shady?


really?


every company in the world uses Guerilla Marketing.

Anonymous said...

Pauly has a day job, right? So i'm pretty confident in saying, he didn't just got to college to become a DJ. It's his hobby, he loves doing what he does. He does everything for his friends and fans. Everyone needs to forget firestone and look forward to what Pauly is going to come up with next.

deleteME said...

"Some of us are honest and some of us are not."

Ohh, shit! Pauly, now you're a comedian?

You're such a fucking martyr aren't you? Grow up. Nobody even cares about your lawsuit, don't flatter yourself.

dlux said...

DJ Y-NOT? >>>

Anonymous said...

1. dj ynot is the shit. dj luminous, too.
2. guerilla marketing is destroying the world, and accounts for over %70 of mental disorders in the united states. pick up a fucking adbusters, vegas.
3. reading crappy material and observing crappy material and then making comedic material out of it are two entirely different things. i'm just sayin, don't come on here and knock the site if you don't have anything else to contribute other than saying "this website sucks".
"nah, cheers". i'm guessing that was Will since you're the only person in the world who still says "cheers".

Anonymous said...

ps "dad"...you're attacking anonymous posters right now, you realize that, right? without contributing anything to the conversation...shouldn't you be out doing/making something?

Anonymous said...

the owner/management of firestone are liars and stealers. they can't come up with their own concept for a new night on thursdays, so they kept paulys. and if nobody cares about this so called "lawsuit".. then why do people keep bringing it up. i doubt pauly wants anyone to talk about it.

Vegas said...

Guerilla Marketing isn't always bad, it's low cost original ways to market. If you think Guerilla Marketing is the cause of mental disorders in the advertising world think again. You can argue that all advertisements are causing them. Advertisements make unhappy people feel happy when they see a product because they think, If that person is cool for having such a thing, then I will be too. It's how you sell stuff. My favorite example of Guerilla Marketing is the Aqua Teen stunt in Boston some years ago. where they placed light brights around the city in the shape of one of their characters, (whom right now I can't not thing of the name). Basically if you didn't know the whole city went under a bomb scare and arrested the two creators of Aqua Teen. They had to pay a couple of Million Dollars, but how do you think their show did after that scare...Aqua Teen Viewings almost doubled. Do you think that was good or bad for society, Personally I think it was just funny. But it didn't hurt anyone. Guerilla Marketing isn't always bad.

Docta Dawe said...

I can't believe you people are still talking about this! lol I haven't been on this website in at least a week, and haven't posted in well over a month. I pop on to see what’s going on and it's the same argument that was going on 3 months ago. Just for the record, I have given up this battle LONG ago...

Ah, and what is wrong with guerilla marketing? Not to defend anyone, but it takes a lot more hustle to do it that way than to have some corporate company drop $20,000 into an ad budget.

I was going to defend myself against a few of the negative comments but I don't even care anymore. Believe what you want, the people that know me know what’s up.... and the headphones are dope, I used the SONY MDRV700 for like 3 years. I have never seen ANYONE use the wesc's before, I tried them at Culture Kings one day and bought them on the spot because they are the best I have ever heard. Who had 'em first? Who really fuckin' cares. I'll be using them until I have to tape them back together.

kim said...

kids like vegas are what's wrong with this generation. people like paul are just corrupt enough to capitalize off of it.

Anonymous said...

vegas is pissed he found out he's a pawn.
please god post something new already.

xxx said...

A++, vegas. thanks for sharing that with the class.

Your Only Friend said...

I got the wesc headphones for christmas. Do I win?

visit these sexy blogs.

blog.youronlyfriends.com
Winniecooper.net
ohhcrapp.net/

and go to hands up every friday!

Josh Spickler said...

I only just noticed this...

Dude in the 4th picture down (the first "raver" picture), is plugging his nose for some reason. As if he's raving underwater or something.

Still looks like a fool.

Vegas said...

Uh oh, you got me. You're so witty Kim.

adam s said...

kids like vegas are what's wrong with this generation.

B-b-b-b-b-but they made a lot of money off it and got a lot of attention! Therefore it must have been a great idea!

/sarcasm

THE WHHHAT?! said...

THEWHHHAT.BLOGSPOT.COM

HOLLA @ YA BOY!

Kimbo said...

Ok so if any one wants to wikipedia Guerrilla Marketing real quick you'll find Vegas' plagiarized trite lol

J. Chris said...

"So just so everyone knows, yes - we're doing Peanut Butter and Fridays starting this coming Friday. If you guys want to support it - come in. It's free 21+. If not, let's not do another Crush/Carnival/ST drama discussion."

... jumped ship. Go to Hands Up every Friday at Back Booth.

Josh Spickler said...

That may have been the single funniest comment yet.

Vegas said...

Ha, I'm a Business Major, I didn't have to wikipedia Guerilla Marketing.

But I was pretty spot on though.

Found Vinyl said...

Did You Know?....

Did you know that 68% of all statistics are made up on the spot?

Examples include:

every company in the world [100%] uses Guerilla Marketing.

guerilla marketing is destroying the world, and accounts for over %70 of mental disorders

Aqua Teen Viewings almost doubled [100%]

The More You Know!

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Anonymous said...

isn't it time for a new post? or shouldn't we start talking shit about how the new s/t is? or how pauly sucks? i mean... i'm starting to feel neglected..

dr dawe is a copy cate
pauly crush is a shitty dj
firestone sucks
my scene is awesome, your's blows


4 lines to sum up this post.

Red Herring said...

I'm Baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaack!

Well...not quite yet.

But ComicCon is the jam!

And from the looks of things many of you need to get a hobby.

Hey Spickler, I thought I'd let you know that they announced yesterday that GI Joe will be returning to animated form soon. Guess whose writing it? Warren Ellis.

Anyway...I gotta run back through a crowd of fanboys and go see part of the star wars parade.

Later trust fund babies! Keep it stupid!

Anonymous said...

I know im late but i just want you to know the best Friday NIGHT party is at SKY 60. Trust me. we have been tricked into thinking s/t hands free or peanut butter and whackness djs are good. Do yourself a favor. For the record I like crush. Pauly is becoming a great dj. Carnival is good but I think the bar plays tricks with the booze. Like filling up the Jim Beam bottle with cheap ass shit and selling it as beam. That's LAME!!!!! S/T sucks ass lame people lame music disguised badly as a good party.

Anonymous said...

read adbusters magazine!!! or check it out online. adbusters.org

karen said...

adbusters is my bible.

defameorlando said...

Man, my site got gay while I was gone. And that last defame comment above was not by me, but I did give a friend the chance to say whatever they wanted under my name while I was gone. I think they did a decent job.

P.S I'm trying really hard not to sell out here and accept ad offers, so fucking stop advertising on my site. If I don't get money, you don't get shit either.

ihateyouall said...

how did this comment make any sense?

So I have this theory that Defame is a part of the Pauly Crush camp & the real reason for deleting all those previous posts was because of the lawsuit. All those negative comments about ST probably wouldn't help Pauly's case.
Another thing that threw me off was Defame telling to Cesar to stop. Stop what and why? Since when do you want people being polite? Unless they're involved in a lawsuit somehow and you don't want anybody involved making "impolite" comments.


this WHOLE POST INVOLVES FIRESTONE!!! if defame was involved in a lawsuit right now or protecting someone who was... it would be pretty stupid of them to use SAT/THURS FIRESTONE pics in the most current shit talking post.

Anonymous said...

I think defame should take advertising dollars. or trade for shit. Or throw a Defame Party.

mmmm?

wikipediaistruth said...

I hear that Megameghan was raised by chimps in the Amazon until the age of six when she was rescued by Christian Missionaries from North Dakota. She spoke in a series of grunts until the age of twelve when she said her first word, "ambidextrous". The leader of the Christian Missionaries? Pauly Crush Senior! Coincidence? I THINK NOT!

P.S. Anita works for a secret branch of the government dedicated to saving the world from ALIENS! The music she plays is actually a device attempting to communicate with the ALIENS in sector 4 of the Omnulous Way galaxy. Her real name is Susan Epsteinbaum. She's actually 45. Just more proof that Jews control everything. Even your minds!!!!

Anonymous said...

WHY DID YOU DELETE THE OTHER POST YOU WOMAN

Anonymous said...

adbusters would be your bible you crazy effing bitch.

SPICKLER said...

Something smells slightly fishy... hmmmmmmmm

Anonymous said...

"If someone likes reading material they think is crappy,"

thats pretty close to an oxymoron if you ask me.

Anonymous said...

My thoughts

I give credit to Pauly as a dj. Even though the type of music he djs is a piece of cake, using cds is more of a challenge than using serato. Pauly for the win, Dog for the fail

Dog uses serato, anyone can dj with serato. You basically match the colors of the sound wave files on your laptop, Its like playing a video game. I dunno why he even has to use headphones lol. And from what ive heard this kid has nothing but train wrecks, its a epic fail. The only people that ive seen kill it in Orlando is kittybat and ynot using serato, because they are turntablist, what serato was intended for.

Caitlin said...

I just love that Gabe Saporta's (Midtown/Cobra Starship)pic made it on here.

Ohhh chuckle