Thursday, August 14, 2008

DEFAMED: SDS

Hello SDS.

Students For A Democratic Society. America's perfect little do good creatures.

Welcome to Defame.




push play and que nerd music while you read.



I was going to let you guys slide. You basically came out of the blue and insinuated that I was a bigot racist because I used the word "homo" and also because I pushed together Jeb's last name with the word Elvis to create "Elvistein". Holy evil, I'm Hitler. And you had no problem picking on me for using "homophobic" verbage, if you will, while you defended someone who had just been arrested for battery on another person. All of this annoyed me, but again, I really wasn't going to Defame you. Especially not this member of yours who would have been SO easy...











Oye.

But then one of you said this about defame readers...

Anonymous said...

sds is going to get it? how is that? what's there to hate about us? that we better the community while you sit around getting wasted?



All while I had these pictures waiting to go...












So SDS. When your OFFICERS get the liquor bottles out of eachothers asses and you are done smoking fatties, downing jack, and beating eachother up with blow up penis's... Then maybe... MAYBE you can come on here and pass judgment on me and anyone who comments on this blog. Until then you are just the same as the rest of us and it would probably be best if you just kept your higher than thou mouths closed.

66 comments:

Anonymous said...

these hippy scum are constantly trying to get coca-cola kicked off campus and sever ties with siemens..


two of ucf's biggest investors, fuck you sds fagots(hows that for "homophobic verbage")i hate you more then the catholic church.

kelly said...

Bravo! thank you DEFAME.

Anonymous said...

NICEEEE JOB.

Thank you for stepping out of the nightlife scene for a bit and focusing on things that need to be hit hard at UCF.

Nice blow to these nerds.

kkk said...

lol at the music from revenge of the nerds.

fuckin hypocrites said...

FUCKING WOOOOOOOOOW! WTF are these guys wearing? Do they do this on a daily basis? How can I avoid ever coming into contact with any of the

Anonymous said...

Nearly not a single post goes by that when I get to the comments someone has yet again used "then" when they should have used "than". In most cases you say "then" when something is happening after something else, and you say "than" when comparing something to something else. Its pretty easy.

if this, then that

rather this, than that

Anonymous said...

my boyfriend knows all the word to the Revenge of the Nerds video. what a total dork.

open your eyes said...

this post is actually just ignorant.

Anonymous said...

Open your eyes.

haha. nice name

Anonymous said...

the post isn't ignorant. it makes sense. you can do better in the world without judging other people for not being as perfect as you claim to be.

Waldo Faldo said...

I've had problems with this "organization" for a while now. I used to be more vocal about it but recently they calmed down a bit, so I did too.

Honestly, I don't give a shit what these kids do as long as they don't pretend like they're actually DOING something. From what I see, SDS is just a bunch of kids pulling stunts. Sometimes the stunt is a protest of Coke on campus, and sometimes it's running around half naked in a backyard on Rouse Rd. Regardless of what it is, it's not getting anything done, so don't pretend like it is.

Anonymous said...

thank fuck. this just made my day.

StupidOrlando said...

I too have had some interaction with SDS in the past. They were never mean or anything (to me), but their organization seemed pretty worthless. Just a bunch of angry kids trying to rebel against the world with no plan, no direction; just a few ideas that they wildly follow.

They stand for some really good ideas, but in practice come off as devisive, arrogant, and downright obnoxious. I really wish they had their shit together, but they seem to be more worried about making sure you are "alternative" enough to join their exclusive club.

Oh well, not as bad as those idiots that stand outside the UCF Library and try to convert people or the assholes at the Union with the aborted fetus pictures.

Anonymous said...

I generally agree with their aims, but have been consistently disappointed that the entirety of their efforts are put towards constructing self-congratulatory media-whore stunts. They're generally a well-meaning bunch of people, but it's all just a bit juvenile. The "End all military research" angle is really a fool's errand, also. A shame, because I'd like nothing more than to see a viable leftist movement at UCF.

Anonymous said...

My aborted fetus is helping to cure Sickle Cell.

Anonymous said...

Politikz for Scenesterz LAWLZ Bush Suckzzz! Save da whalezzzz and make Pot LeGaLZ!!!!! Corperashunzzz SUcK Nuttzzz!!!!

Anonymous said...

why so quiet sds?

adam s said...

So SDS is kind of like PETA for everyone else?

Let me guess, their typical cause of the week plays itself out like this:

1) Make a big stink about something like it's the end of the world.

2) Scream as loud as you can about the horrors of that said something to an indifferent populace.

3) Possibly dress up in a costume or show a cobbled together reactionary/shock film/publicity stunt about it.

4) Get on the internet and whine about "blind sheeple."

Total achievement = 0

Anonymous said...

lol at some of these people not even being in sds

Anonymous said...

sds are like a a high school clique. theyre judgemental and fundamentally go against everything they claim to stand for. and wow, that kid in the middle. just. wow. lmao.

Foggo said...

"Defamed" is bored and has a lot of time, or something, on "his" hands. "Defamed" needs to be in a two-step program: 1) get a life, 2) grow up.

Anonymous said...

its Defame

Not Defamed

defameorlando said...

Ah yes. The gratuitous new to Defame: Orlando comment. I haven't read enough of these in the past 52 entries.

Anonymous said...

The saddest part of this is that 85% of SDS members would have the exact same problems with the group. A few bad apples spoil a bunch. The group can do good things if they get past some of this stuff. Will they? Hope so. UCF needs them, if they can live up to what they stand for.

rittner said...

the kid with the star trek shades looks fine if it wasnt for his hats...pretty wild gear

other than that, there will be no change if the people trying to change things are afraid of change.
atleast.

Anonymous said...

This reminds me of something: "There is no unselfish deed"

Their drive for 'bettering others' is only fueled by bettering themselves.

Goodness, and you couldn't look any more retarded trying to make yourself feel better about yourself with all it is that you supposedly 'do.'

killkillkill said...

This reminds me of something: "There is no unselfish deed"

Shut the fuck up, Buddha.

All those people in jail did "unselfish deeds," right?

Anonymous said...

This is big sloppy pile of bullshit.
The victim of a boy you have chosen is hilarious, smart, a little bit of a freak, and a great chap!

These kids have gotten wasted at times. I've been with some of them. But we all like to get drunk and slap each other with pink penises sometimes and shove things up each other's bungholes. It's funny!

It's not about who's spent a night of debauchery with their friends but what they do when the intoxication settles.

Attack people without ambition!
It is stupid to attack those who try to progress rather than walk around orange ave. wasted shoving pita pit in their faces. Gyro Double Meat!
There are a bunch of slobs in Orlando. Not these kids!

everyone hates matt dflieger said...

its also stupid to not attack girls who (please god tell me DEFAME didn't do that) photoshop the likings of a twelve year old moron onto their own photo.

Anonymous said...

I think you are still missing the point made here. Someone came on this site and insinuated some of us aren't a good as you all are because we are too busy getting wasted. The obvious is you are all doing the same thing as any other redblooded college student. For you to say that you get drunk but better the world so this makes you better than all of us is ignorant. Or to call out people eating at pita pit at 3 am after a night of drinking...you have no idea what anyone on here does in their life to even make such comments. I work for the Orlando Magic Youth Foundation and I can still be found downtown drinking my ass off any given night.

"Good people" , to put it simply don't judge ANYONE.

Anonymous said...

hahaha. everyone JUDGES everyone, and if you don't admit it that makes you an even bigger asshole. matt dfucker...i dropped his name at a bar once and half a dozen people looked at me with disgust and then started telling me how much they hate him. why wasnt he in the sds defame?

defameorlando said...

Because I have no idea who the fuck he is. I couldn't name you one person in the pictures on this post. Thank god.

Anonymous said...

yeah right, defame. word on the streets is you personally hate quite a few of them..
probably because they all probably really suck, but still.

Josh Spickler said...

Is there something wrong with Pita Pit or a Gyro with double meat?

Anonymous said...

GYROS RULE!

TEH GYRO IS WORTH MORE THAN AN AMERICAN DOLLAR!

ENJOY YOUR TANKING ECONOMY!

DEATH TO AMERIKA AND SDS!

Anonymous said...

defame i agree with your most recent comment on the polkadots post. you really shouldn;t post comments in regards to a certain female running your blog anymore. first she shouldn't take credit for something you do, second she's taking a lot of flack for a site that isn't hers. i wouldn't be surprised if she sent you these pictures though...

Anonymous said...

Ok, so perhaps a few sds members just may happen to be a bit pretentious without effecting anything in the long run, however, there is a large number of sds kids who work very hard to get the word out about some seriously fucked up shit. It is unfortunate that they have to go some extreme lengths to get the word out, but if it were possible to do it any other way, they would (and have).

Coca-cola is just one of them. ( assassinations/dissapearances of union members and environmental fuck ups) www.killercoke.com

Again, a few bad apples don't spoil the bunch and not everyone in those pictures are in sds.

Anonymous said...

"Pretentious"

Sometimes used to justifiably bring self-righteous people down from their pedestal.

Sometimes used to deflect guilt onto another person.

Are there some self-righteous people in sds? Absolutely. Has sds done some campaigns that are self-righteous? Probably. sds is an organization of people and people are flawed and sometimes do some dumb shit.

With campaigns dealing with corrupt corporations on campus, the tone has never been "BAD PEOPLE! YOU ARE BAD PEOPLE!" It has been that UCF is a university, with the purpose of educating, and should be focused on said purpose rather than trying to get rich off of unethical business deals with companies (and it is).

With the Killer Coke campaign, people saw it and, if they were a regular Coke drinker, felt attacked, understandably so. Then they thought of the stereotype of sds kids yelling (although I don't recall anyone yelling at that event) and felt like they were being judged and essentially all evangelized at. (A sidenote: Why do sds members yell? A lot of them recognize that it isn't an effective way of reaching most people, but get caught up in their anger over issues they feel passionate about and yell. It happens.) No one ever said "You are a terrible person for drinking Coke." That was not the point at all. It was that UCF has a huge deal with an ethically sketchy corporation, which I think is a justifiable point to raise awareness of. Unfortunately, this particular corporation happens to be somewhat of an American institution and a lot of people didn't respond well. A lot of people did. People don't like to think about that they may have a tiny part in something "bad." They will get incredibly defensive to prove that they don't. It's human.

sds does not exist to fingerpoint. some members fingerpoint. there's more to the organization than that. It's very difficult to condense a viewpoint into the two seconds that people are going to pay attention before saying "Oh, it's those fucking hippy kids." (hate the word "hippy" being thrown at anyone political; no one in UCF was alive in the '60s, living in the Haight, and taking lots of acid...) sds has a rep problem, and thus their messages will always be misunderstood by some people... sds has had some tremendously effective actions and has gotten attention focused on things that need attention to be focused on. some stuff hasn't been effective. again, it's harder than some people think to condense an entire message into a soundblip.

As for the binge drinking, all problems with the group aside, do you want sds members to be working on campaigns at 2 in the morning? They party like most college students party. Most of these pics are from theme parties. Yes, clearly sds members walk around during the day in loinclothes. sds members do make fun of frat boys and such a lot, but it's not because they're judging them for partying. if sds drank less overall they'd probably be more effective in general and hopefully someday this will happen.

Long ass comment and clearly I have some ties to sds and some agenda etc.

penis balloons.

Anonymous said...

SDS IS A CULT IF ANY OF YOUR FRIENDS START HANGING AROUND WITH THEM, SAVE HIM/HER. IF IT IS TOO LATE TO SAVE HIM/HER THEN CUT ALL TIES AND NEVER TALK TO THE BRAINWASHED ASSHOLE AGAIN.

sds = simply don't shower

Anonymous said...

Oh, hey Matt Dflieger... welcome to defame.

Anonymous said...

LOL DARREN IN A DEFAME POST, MY MIND IS BLOWN

Anonymous said...

does anyone else get the feeling this is ben badio/jon swan? those tools openly hate sds. ben has some stupid column in the central florida future and how the fuck has 'kill to win' not been defamed yet? come on!

Anonymous said...

OMG I tohtally attend UCF and OMG I don't drink or anything but lol, I can't believe my meganerd friends are on here I feel like such a celebrity omg plz defame more of my lame friends! MUST COMMENT ABOUT NOTHING.

good luck trying to make fratbros understand unethical corporations in a somewhat intelligible comment that happens to be fucking long compared to, OMG PITAPIT FACE STUFFING LOLZ

attack people with ambition!
ambition in the form of a blog calling people out on their bullshit in an entertaining manner.
not ambition in the form of attempting to defend some homosexual total gay cocaineface who drunkenly fought his ex, through comments!
yay for gays!

everyone catches shit for the sake of passion, if people don't understand why do you give a shit.

fuck you all,
this blog is tehlulz.

Josh Spickler said...

I'm actually offended by this last comment.


(#43 in case mine gets posted later.)

Anonymous said...

thank you, thank you for saying what most of orlando thought of this lame ass shit... now if someone would just meaning YOU, would just take a look at certain click wanna b LA rocker ( who is a bar managers at a bar that has a name of a certain bird with long feathers) and please defame this big headed prick, who by all accounts, thinks hes god... And im not the only girl who thinks and wants this to happen to this douche bag womenizer who constantly hits on chicks even when is girlfriend is around.

Anonymous said...

Taking credit? When has said female EVER taken credit for writing this blog? More like vehement denials of even having known about this blog until very recently.

Jasen Smith said...

Speaking as the guy in the first several pictures, I want to point a few things out.
1. I don't consider myself to be in SDS, and I have until now been completely unaware of whatever incident it is that you claim you were going to let them "slide" on. I am friendly with several members of the organization, and have been to some meetings or protests in the past, but have not been involved with them for several months.
2. Not a single picture in this blog has anything to do with the organization of SDS. Some of the MEMBERS of SDS are in the pictures, but even that is an overstatement, since these are all from parties, which for all you know, could also have been attended by members of College Republicans, Campus Crusade, and members of the Man Boy Love Association.
3. Finally, I'm glad you found the photos amusing. That was the intent, in case it wasn't obvious to you while you were looking through all my facebook photos for hours. I don't dress up in wacky outfits and make absurd faces to change the world, I do it for fun.

in darkness, towards darkness? said...

As a former member of SDS, I think you could have just done a little research on why SDS sucks instead of wasting time and making fun of people who aren't even in the organization.

Hell, you could have even interviewed me for all the dirt and gossip about the ineffectiveness and clique-like structure of the organization.

But no, you're an asshole too, just like them.

Congratulations.

defameorlando said...

Yawn.

Anonymous said...

defame is an asshole???? who'd have thought!
the post was to put sds out there for us to bash which we did. wholeheartedly. don't bore poor defame with a group of ucf do nothings. save it for the college message boards. i'd rather defame focus on web whores with fake tits...

Anonymous said...

This post doesnt need to say anything else.

my question for sds who all claim the drunken pics are just in the name of fun and partying. why is it ok for you to do it and people downtown not to? why are we called out on being wasted assholes without ambition?

Do you know us any better than we know you?

I think that was the point being made in the post. How hypocritical you all are because you THINK you are doing shit. You're efforts are weak. And in the end you're accomplishing as much and drinking as much jack as I am on any given night.

XdanceX said...

Everyone hating on Defame needs to go do something else with their time so all of us that LOVE reading this can be left in peace and enjoy laughing at every single stupid ass person that this blog points out.

And I love this post Mr. Defame fuck SDS

Sean P. Gaston said...

SDS is absolute crap, started by insecure nerds who wanted to feel like they were a part of something in order to piss off all the kids who made their lives a living hell in high school. you liberal minded fucks are more judgemental than any reasonably religious group of people, more hypocritical than any organization you protest against, and absolutely useless in your efforts. worst of all, most of you are aware of how cliquesque and ostracizing youve been towards a handful of people who could have easily made the organization worthwhile rather than the huge ball of negative, judgemental energy that is has always been. you sleep with one anothers best friends, you constantly gossip about people you barely know AS WELL as those you pretend to be the very best of friends with. your protests are blatantly offensive and on par with the actually less annoying religious fanatics. at least they have a coherent cause. rallying outside of the ROTC office where soldiers who risked their lives so you can enjoy the ability to draw swastikas on cardboard coke bottle cuts outs? give me a fucking break. youve all been brainwashed by the half rate, disenfranchised "professors" at UCF as well as allowed your organization to be mentored by a man who has openly admitted to having hired someone to kill his wife. you have one week before the school year starts. why dont you re-evaluate yourselves and realize this isnt the weather underground and you are all not revolutionaries. your privileged college students with too much time on your hands.

Anonymous said...

when someone told me defame defamed sds i actually decided to give this blog a second chance. thanks..finally a group that actually deserved it.

stupidorlando said...

hey, "jasen"...besides that group shot (name me one kid in that picture thats a part of "campus crusade"..i dare you) all of those people were or are heavily involved in that crap just like you were.

Anonymous said...

I am really disappointed Matt DeVlieger didn't make the photo cut.

That kid is such a douche.

Anonymous said...

http://photos-f.ak.facebook.com/photos-ak-sf2p/v152/217/38/1109250125/n1109250125_30008005_2039.jpg

Waldo Faldo said...

hahaha that's not the good one!

http://photos-h.ak.facebook.com/photos-ak-sf2p/v130/170/112/816010023/n816010023_1551519_4928.jpg

Anonymous said...

Now I know where to come for a very superficial 'analysis' of important groups like SDS.

Shaka said...

I'm tired of all the "anonymous" comments.

Anonymous said...

I like how they are "Students for a Democratic Society" and are anti-war, yet all the ones I have talked to are voting for McCain.

Way to go guys!

Why don't they just call it "Confused college kids who need to feel smart and political" Leave the Democrats out of it please!

jordy said...

a very superficial analysis for a very superficial group of human beings. these kids are so fucking off. they held some "protest" where they made out with the same sex. i remember my friend and i (we're both fags) being grossly offended that they thought they actually felt the need to "put people in their places" like that as if everyone is a complete fucking moron and hates all gay people.

jordy said...

but then i just looked at all of those pictures and realized i don't care how dumb your protests are, as long as pictures like that keep getting circulated. holy laughter those are priceless

tflannie said...

i always see that kid you have all the pictures of around campus, and in some of my classes, and i gotta admit- every time i see him, i desperately want to punch his fucking greasy beard off his face. i'm glad you have accumulated all my hate into one neat collection of photos, just as a pleasant reminder.

jane said...

I'll agree they don't do much as a club but the people you've shown pictures of aren't even necessarily SDS members. You pretty prominently display this kid Jasen, but he doesn't even go to the club or care about politics. It seems unreasonable to criticize the club or him on those grounds. And these aren't even pictures of SDS functions anyway. The one with the kids in costumes was just a costume party thrown by people who have nothing to do with SDS... did you just skim facebook pictures for anything you could poke fun at?

and are people not allowed to drink and hang out now that 'defamed' exists?

defameorlando said...

It's Defame. Not defamed. And no, I'm the only one allowed to drink and get wasted from now on. I win.