Monday, October 27, 2008

DEFAMED: Random Acts Of Retardation

Well holy shit, there is something worse than Blood on The Dancefloor if that was even humanly possible. If anyone was wondering what your own murder would sound like, it's the next video. Trust me, you would rather witness Adrian fucking Rip Rockin' Richey in Docta Dawe's car bed, than see or hear what you are about to be subjected to.



I have so many questions!!! Did she say I fought the condom and I won? I fought the pill and I won? What does that mean? How do you win a fight against contraceptives? How do THESE two people= a win??? What? Why? Why do I feel like
Anita trying to figure out Lil' Wayne's Lollipop lyrics???

Let's just go over the video real quick. Voice completely changed to sound nothing like real voice. Failed attempt at originality. Repetitive. Talentless. Cliche. Annoying. Gross. Makes me hate mankind and shiver when thinking about the future of music...
Yep it's Electro. Job well done insanely creepy scary people.


So that's it. Random Acts of Retardation. A woman who goes by Kitty Litta and paints fake cheekbones onto her face. And Necro Poodle...





A man who has a mug capabable of making me so mad that I honestly want to kill these baby animals right now...





Yeah YOU, little panda.

More anyone? (minute 2:16 if you don't have a lot of time)

57 comments:

Anonymous said...

these are posts id rather not be on defame. id like to know this stuff never existed in orlando. sometimes i like not knowing everything that is going on aroud me!!!!

Anonymous said...

that was without a doubt worse than blood on the dancefloor and kinetica.

well

maybe not kinetica.

justice said...

this doesn't make me mad, this just scares me!
it renders me as helpless as those little creature you want to kill.

and the way you talk about them, kinetica may as well be the antithesis of chuck norris.

Anonymous said...

yeah without a doubt that guy just scared the ever living shit out of me...

sam said...

i heard that chick is a super bitch/mean as hell. they ACTUALLY play that vid at IBar but i cant remember what night.

Anonymous said...

ibar needs to be defamed again then...

Anonymous said...

If you're going to paint yourselves as a gimmick band, at least be a little more creative... but why bother.

And cat ears? Really?


Ew. :(

Anonymous said...

I cant believe this music exists. Who listens to it? For real? Does this have anything to do with the whole indie electro craze or is this aimed more towards a goth night at I-bar?
Necro Poodle?? Really?

Anonymous said...

this has officially dug the nail in...

goodbye orlando hello walla walla washington.i need to get away from this shit for a while.

Vegas said...

Jesus Christ, there was almost as much auto tune in that video as a Miley Cyrus album.

Victoria said...

Oh... I get it... you were an accident!
Well, that's clearly an understatement!

boredassbitch said...

thats five minutes i wont get back. but I figured out the "point one" reference... i think its the 1% of the 1% who get preggers while on the pill and using a rubber. I wish i didn't know that they were a product of that, but it makes sense.

Lauren said...

negative point 1 for both of their parents for failing to use a condom or a pill.

Ashley like WHOA said...

i am, by far, the least politically correct of almost all my friends. I have a ton of gay friends, and yet I manage to refer to things as "Gay" more than I am proud to admit. HOWEVER (!!!) I have THREE siblings (two twin brothers, one step-sister) who have mental disabilities and participate in the Special Olympics in multiple events. I personally find the name of this horrendous band EXTREMELY offensive. Not to mention their music is offensive to my ears... EWWWW!!!! WTF WAS THAT?

Anonymous said...

That shit has nothing to do with a goth/industrial night at any bar. It is bad electro perpetrated under the guise of sassiness and creativity. Too bad it is as awkward as two retards fucking.

Aren't they buddybuddy with DJ Rob and his Wednesday night WavePop at IBarbarellas?

Anonymous said...

Horrible. Horrible Horrible. HORRIBLE.

jeff said...

His face and mouth movements literally made me want to barf.

malkmus said...

Why would anyone brag that they "directed" this video? Seriously, it took what... some bad music to lip sync to, a hot pink sheet of poster board, a spotlight, some corpse paint, kitty ears, silly string, and a condom?

I really hope this didn't take longer than 10 minutes to film and edit, but knowing the state of self aggrandizing "indie" kids, it was probably a 3 month epic complete with lame youtube webisodes chronicling their struggle to make this "art."

Fuckin' shoot me now.

Anonymous said...

Too much time on people's hands. This makes me regret telling anyone to get a hobby.

Alex Walden said...

this reminds me of the more recent indie electro "i fought the law and the law won" song for some reason. only much worse and a lot physically uglier.

Shawn said...

I'm super glad you hit this because I was gonna recomend them. Myspace Mutants already smacked them up, but I figured you should have a go at taking the piss, too. I can't see the vids because I'm at work, but at least you gave me something to look forward to for when I get home. I mean, aside from jerking off to last night's episode of Heroes.

Yeah, and I Bar does play their video, sad to say. Of course, they also show bad pornos set to goth/industrial music, so whatever. I so much as go near that place on a Thursday night and I can't breathe between my fits of laughter and near total mental collapse.

And baby animals are the best.

That man/girl skeleton picture (seriously, what the hell is that?!?!?) really scares the hell out of me. Not cool.

Anonymous said...

hahaha-comments and post...malkmus..way to throw in some "say anything" hipster hatred. this blog=awesome.

Anonymous said...

FINALLY THE COMMENTS ARE AS WITTY AS THE POSTS!!!

malkmus said...

Seriously, I really want to know what is running through a person's brain when they decide to embark on a musical spiritual journey like this.

Anonymous said...

Oh good another horrible band was defamed. So about when can I expect to see them live at Backbooth? Aaron? Chris?

Anonymous said...

which one of them is gonna get their ass beat downtown first (most likely at backbooth)? hey, it could be the girl! there ARE female bartenders at backbooth, afterall. cat fight? no pun intended.

hey defame, how about a new poll?

who will get their ass kicked first. Kitty Litter or Puppy Fucker?

Anonymous said...

an insult to retarded - ahem- mentally disabled people.

Yeah said...

"If anyone was wondering what your own murder would sound like, it's the next video. "

so perfect...

Anonymous said...

OMG I used to work with that girl at the Science Center. I always knew she was totally nuts!!!! Ask her about her "modeling career" or the bands she "promotes."

When I saw that video of her talking I was like "it can't be...." and then I checked her myspace and it WAS.

crazy.

Nate Himself said...

I doubt that was the first condom he has ever had in his mouth.

wacky d said...

wacky d would fuck the shit out of kitty litter!

Anonymous said...

hahahaha. i went to highschool with necro poodle/kevin. quite pretentious/always.

never thought his stuff was legit.

Shawn said...

Okay, so I finally did get around to watching those videos. What the fuck what the fuck what the fuck what the fuck WHAT THE FUCK?!?!?!?

I'm so mad right now. I want to give up on music. What the hell was that?!?!? Pick up a fucking guitar for crisakes and learn how to sing! God damnit. I love soccer, but I'm not about to join Liverpool FC, because I can't play for shit!! Just stop!

That girl talks like I knocked her jaw loose with my dick. I'm going to hate myself, but it was kind of hot.

Anonymous said...

she talks like she has lockjaw.

Adam said...

Soooo... I couldn't help myself, I had to check the myspace. Because enough beer hadn't shot out of my nose yet. They "played" at the social?? Between that and three dollar pbrs and no smoking I'm about to light that place on fire. Seriously.

Anonymous said...

dude... anyone who gets painted up and sings about failed birth control clearly doesn't take themselves seriously as all of the angry hipsters who have posted thus far.

recycler said...

I saw this on myspace mutants 4 months ago. . .

Anonymous said...

um who cares? i'm sure its safe to say every freak on here has been made fun of somewhere else before. has anyone seen the message board dedicated to renee and her fake tits? point is they belong on defame. bao at the weekly did it first by the way. in the blood on the dancefloor review 6 months ago.

kelly said...

That myspace mutants is a ripoff of defame orlando. It is someone from orlando whose blog was created right after defame started getting popular only they made it easier on themselves by picking on anyone in any city's myspace page. boring...they even did a season break type thing after defame did. I'm not hating on that blog.... i'd even go as far as to say that it being written by the same person who does this site... only the humor and writing seems to be a lot more forced on there then it is on here which makes it not as funny to me.

defameorlando said...

Before you all keep going with this:

That blog and my blog have nothing to do with each other. They aren't written by the same person and I've read it maybe twice around the time it first started up (Sorry Kyle).

With that said, I still thought the blog was witty and I hope mentioning it on here draws more readers to his site now. Don't hate on it. Any place that makes fun of people who look like assholes is an ok place in my book.

Fact is, I saw Random Acts Of Retardation when it was brought to my attention in a comment left on the first Blood On The Dancefloor post I did. So since it was on my site first, does that make ME the winner now?? As far who does what first, I honestly don't give a shit. If someone in the Weekly were to write tomorrow that Dj Kittybat is actually half man half unicorn under his clothes, you better believe it would find its way onto my site.

furochewarrior said...

backbooth would prob put those two idiots in a headlock before anyone let them play there.

also, if kittybat was really half unicorn id believe it. magical unicorn powers make him awesome person

Anonymous said...

Yah, they are friends with Robb at I-Bar, that's how they got their video played (on Wed Night, for Wavepop, not Thurs nights Necrapolis). I can say that on I-Bars behalf they use the basement for storage right now, so we don't have to look at all the fat uglies on any other night than Thurs, and one can just easily avoid that. Wave pop now going to Thurs at Eye Spy? What's with that?

Myspace Mutants said...

Well, if you want to get technical, I did a post on Blood on the Dancefloor after Defame did. So I "copied" one of the Defame posts (if you can call it copying) well before they "copied" me. So if it is competition in that regard, Defame wins. I lose.
Whatevs.
There will inevitably be some crossover periodically between what I choose to write about, and what Defame chooses to write about, mostly because some of the people who are socially inept enough to end up being written about here have really bizarre myspace profiles.
And Kelly, I assure you I did not create my blog to copy Defame. It was an extension of Myspace bulletins I would periodically post pointing out odd profiles I would happen upon. I can see, however, how you may have gotten the impression that perhaps I was biting on the Defamer's style. We both get a kick out of pointing out the ridiculous. We both took breaks, both due to unrelated circumstances in our respective lives. I don't know who you are, but, truth is. . . the "Defamer" and I are friends.




ps. . . can I have a link to your Myspace profile?

duckbilledplatypus said...

Malkmus, you're giving corpse paint a bad name.

Anonymous All Caps Person said...

KITTYBAT IS HALF MAN HALF UNICORN?!?!?

WOW!!!!!

4th horseman of the apocalypse? said...

How did you even come up with anything to write? Don't get me wrong, there's plenty to write about.. but I was rendered speechless for some time after watching those videos.

And please don't kill the baby animals.. if you feel the urge to kill, as I do now after watching that, kill them. Seriously. I won't be able to sleep until you do.

Anonymous said...

"dude... anyone who gets painted up and sings about failed birth control clearly doesn't take themselves seriously as all of the angry hipsters who have posted thus far."

Are you retarded? Do you know how much these kids want to be famous for that awful video and song? They are without a doubt proud of what they do. How dare you say they are not serious!! Don't pull the "oh we were totally not serious, can't you see this was all a joke" card just because people think your shit sucks. I'm not falling for it.

Anonymous said...

ok seriously... why defend these two? why would anyone defend these two people right now?

I mean how can you really?

the only people I can see defending them on here are their parents. and even that's stretching it because if that was my son and daughter it would be nothing but deny deny deny from here on out.

Octohawk said...

the silly string segment was the icing on the cake.. no pun intended.

they sure like to celebrate the power of semen..

Shawn said...

What's that law? The one that states that unless it's pointed out and/or made obvious, no one can tell the difference between actual fundamentalism and when it's being made a parody of because both are equally ridiculous? Poe's Law? Yeah, this shit is kind of like that. Except I'm pretty certain they're being serious. Like when I used to dress up like a giant, booze-swilling, foul-mouthed bee on occasion for Swirling Bees shows. Obviously done in humor. This obviously isn't. And that's why baby animals die.

Yeago said...

Its kind of funny watching you people get genuinely hostile about these two kids. Maybe if they were some shade of ridiculous below midnight black I could understand, but I say good for them, if their antics are really going to get their names out there.

Have you no pity?

Anonymous said...

I was somewhere once and heard people call her "cheap bitch" because apparently she was known not to tip at many restaurants and bars and to mooch drinks of guys. However, a year I later found out she was doing better with tipping people because she either found out her nickname or either got a job or whatever not worth keeping track of!Cheers for learning.

Anonymous said...

She has Paris Hilton mouth.
Disgusting.

Anonymous said...

oh wow.

he had soemthing in his teeth

Anonymous said...

I'd like DJ KittyBat even more if he's half unicorn.

Hope said...

what the fuck.

Maggie said...

hahaha! We obviously both use google images to find random animal pictures, I recognized that panda right away. Makes me wonder how many millions of other people have used that same panda.

http://i40.tinypic.com/2qv4fw6.jpg

p.s. found website through orlando weekly piece