Sunday, October 19, 2008

DEFAMED: Zack Furoche

Defame's bachelor of the week...

Zack is your everyday average guy



Who enjoys hobbies such as arts and crafts and building



a "health freak" lifestyle



Quaint bike rides alone through the park



And just spending normal quite evenings at home with friends. Away from the party scene.









Zack is best known for sharing the natural pheromones his armpits produce when out and about or dwarfing Perry by standing next to him the entire night while he DJ's. To sample, please scratch and sniff the image below



and look no further ladies.



1-800-3454-23429 Bachelor # 76456

26 comments:

Anonymous said...

diapers again???

ohwow said...

hey at least he looks better in diapers then singer.

i can't believe those words just came out of my mouth.

Red Herring said...

I think you need to focus on the fact that local Orlando men are wearing diapers.

Fairly often.

Stone said...

the zombie pic rules

Anonymous said...

my favorite thing about defame is the photoshopped pictures.

A said...

Niiceee haha he was asking for this

Anonymous said...

See you tonight baby girl furoche!

furochewarrior said...

YES! i geuss our talk last night finally got me a spot! i dont know where to start. thank you orlando for being ridiculous. and for the record. we had a diaper party a year and a half ago and actually pissed ourselves to test them out. what better thing to have while drinking than a diaper

Madeline said...

zack rules, he's such a nice guy.

hearteyeballs4zack said...

he is nice and i'd date him. but i keep calling that number and nothing...what the fuck.

Anonymous said...

Baby girl Furoce, hahahaha.

Andrea said...

Grown men in diapers. No wonder I don't want to date any of the guys I meet in Orlando.

Anonymous said...

this diaper thing is getting a little disturbing. more so that guys arent even taking account to how gross they are looking to the ladies out there. they just dont care and should all probably date eachother.

dLux said...

MILLER HIGH LIFE FUCK YEAH!!!!

Anonymous said...

"we had a diaper party a year and a half ago and actually pissed ourselves to test them out."

why cant everyone who gets defamed take it as good as furoche did?

justice said...

"this diaper thing is getting a little disturbing."

edit:
a lot disturbing!

Anonymous said...

his armpits really do stank

big black said...

why cant everyone who gets defamed take it as good as furoche did?

Because they're insecure twerps who's entire fucking lives revolve around what people think of their lame copycat house night, who incidentally are too full of themselves to realize that they're unoriginal insecure twerps.

Anonymous said...

i'm so glad he let this stay up. shows what a good sport great person he is.

Anonymous said...

zack mentioned having a lady in the other post. does this mean he's off the market already??

Anonymous said...

zack is so gross lol. this is ridiculous. i love it.

Anonymous said...

This guy used to bang one of my friends and he is nice enough.

Jerry Buttlust said...

Jerry Buttlust

WOW! that kid in the zombie picture with zack is hawt!!!

The spic that hit the bitch said...

Zack fortune not foruche started out a teen hermaferdite with pink hair ready to suck whomevers dick made him famous. Every week is some horrible thing "he had absolutely nothing to do with" cause "I'm just always chillin dude I don't wanna fight".( unless it makes him tougher obviously. how have I known this kid at least 7 years and he's still the same douchebag he was than. As an eligible bacholar(?) be sure to consider his astounding personal hygiene, fashion sense, and past stds before allowing any contact. And only cause of the knifing do I say'shit happens to shit heads', any real man wouldn't have let those " puerto rican" dudes have a chance at this girl. Oh and if they were drunk driving..... How did he and 2 lady friends who'd been drinking all day get around..?

If only you could force this kid out of Orlando now

Anonymous said...

I really just don't fucking understand the diaper thing? Explanation... anybody?

the skies electric said...

I used to go to elementary school with Zach.


He recently broke his leg in three places.