Wednesday, October 15, 2008

GROSS

I had to have a way of getting all of your horrible pics from photosites out there for everyone to see. Don't worry if you are naturally ugly or were born with masklike Rocky Dennis features...



that of which you could not prevent. I won't be calling them out. Defame's new GROSS will serve as intermissions in between posts and will focus more on things we could have prevented before heading out to party or while partying, had we not been so fucking wasted. And gross.







ACTUALLY






68 comments:

Obama 08!! said...

do you see the gross brown stains on singers diaper?? and that second lady with the hair is just over all gross!!!

Anonymous said...

gross those really are gross.
a lot of scenies are really going to hate this new section. bwahaha.

Anonymous said...

God. Singer is the definition of gross.

Jeff said...

ahh fuck. whatever that thing is in the 3rd picture is fucking nasty.

ugh said...

ok, before i wasn't really worried. now i'm scared i'm going to end up on this blog. i hate you defame.

Anonymous said...

That's not a lady in the second picture right?

jax said...

i think the new name should actually be really fucking gross i just shot myself in the face after seeing singer in a diaper.

Anonymous said...

i saw that mom at the villians show. she is more photogenic than i expected.

me > anonymous said...

i've been hopinh for one of these for awhile. you've yet to let me down.

Anonymous said...

these picture posts actually got me started reading defame.

i don't know who most of the people you defame are, but an ugly picture is an ugly picture. i dont need to know who they are too laugh at them.

Anonymous said...

can i have some background story for singer in a diaper? wtf.

E.Strange said...

singer likes to shit him self!

Andrea said...

I think those guys in the diapers have been watching too much It's Always Sunny.

For that matter, I watch too much Sunny.

Anonymous said...

maybe you should scribble gross across the picture of evan at the top there.

defameroftheuniverse said...

gross:

hollys hair, alwayz
two(2) step jon's never-ending suit
adrians...life
paulie cruzh in hi topz
renees baby, which may or may not come out as a cabbage patch doll.

adam s said...

Good god that picture of the old lady is horrifying. It gets scarier every time I look at it.

I mean, it was scary at first. Now it's obvious it's a dude trying to pass as Cindy "Botox" McCain who got lost on the way to Parliament House.

Right Time, Wrong Speed said...

"defameroftheuniverse"
wtf is so gross about my life bitch
last time i checked i'm doing pretty fuckin well!

Anonymous said...

adrian...you just got out of jail. you got arrested because somebody you DATED actually agreed to pressing charges against you. if you're doing okay with all of that, congrats. you're way more shallow than I originally thought.

defameroftheuniverse said...

you make my life gross when your damn t-shirts are so tiny.

less cheezburgerz and bigger shirts plz.

Right Time, Wrong Speed said...

wtf are you people talking about
you really all have no clue
my shirts are not to small either
suck it i dont even care what y'all say anymore

Right Time, Wrong Speed said...

and for the record
my ex did not press charges against me
it was the state pressing charges.
and they were promptly dropped
like the whole thing never happened.
not exactly proud of it but whatever it happened
oh and dont act like yo crazy ass has never gotten in an disagreement with an ex

defameroftheworld said...

yawn. your shirts might not be too small, but your torso isnt exactly bringin' all the boyz to the yard.

not to mention the skunk on your head. jesus, even the alchemy clowns could have poured bleach on your head for a better effect...and it might of got you out of our hair for a few days.

Adrian said...

blah blah blah
i dont careeeeeeeeee

Anonymous said...

those nips are hot on that guy.

Anonymous said...

hahahahahaha wtf no

Anonymous said...

thanks defame orlando. i didnt do shit today.

Konrad McKane said...

I'm glad that instead of hating people for their ignorance your giving them constructive criticism and positive reinforcement to educate them when they're wrong. For being wrong is erroneously associated with failure, when in fact being wrong should be celebrated because it creates awareness. Educate yourselves on what really matters in life. http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=7065205277695921912

defameroftheworld said...

it's obvious you don't care.

someone give me something else to rip up, i think adrian went for a run.

sean said...

Get skinny or die trying!

defameroftheworld said...

Konrad, great. something to talk about.

Man, if your jaw got any bigger you would look like god damn ninja turtle. Not to mention 2 step jon's suit is WAY too small on you.

and why does it look like you're always wearing a mouth guard behind those lips?

you make gay Dracula look straight. you make gay look straight.

LADI: http://viewmorepics.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=viewImage&friendID=3758268&albumID=1845143&imageID=31586236

LADI: http://viewmorepics.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=viewImage&friendID=3758268&albumID=1845143&imageID=28374730

sean said...

Ps, to the guy/girl who said my nips are hot. What are you doin tonight ? ;)

Ali said...

Hahahahha, nappy hair lovers unite.

Anonymous said...

sean is a joke

Anonymous said...

That's probably herpes in Singer's diaper, amongst other std's.Fucking gross.

Right Time, Wrong Speed said...

go watch the debate.
something actually important is happening.

yeah.. said...

andrea - you can't watch too much sunny. ever.

lora withano said...

i just threw up in my mouth. that diaper photo was alarmingly heinous. is that supposed to be clever?...or funny?

Anonymous said...

I know she's not local, but can we put MIA on this list?

She looks like one of the camels from Aladdin.

Mme Paulita said...

love it, keep it coming

Josh Spickler said...

I hope that defameroftheworld sticks around for a while. Good new poster.

defameroftheuniverse said...

Life is complete. Joshua Spickler has passed judgment on me. You're lucky it was a comment because if it was anything less then your obvious hero-worship, I would have had to trash you just like those other lady-men.

You've been warnededed, friend.

PS you're short like a kewpie doll.
http://www.quiltersmuse.com/redwork_traditions/kewpie-doll.jpg

Anonymous said...

Is that Q*bert in the Firestone post below?

Konrad McKane said...

You say I look like a ninja turtle like it's a bad thing... I'll let you call me Konatello defameroftheworld ;) Or is the world not enough so now you go by defameroftheuniverse? If you really want to get technical tmnt's have weak chins and wide set jaws i.e. Luke Wilson or llcoolJ. I have an oblong shaped face. In regards to my attire, you've gotta dress a little fruity to get the booty. Do yourself a service and hide behind anonymity so I can't expose your flaws. I hope to see everyone here in the future: http://www.thevenusproject.com/

defameroftheuniverse said...

Well you let the cat out of the bag.

Now everyone knows that you not only look like a dammed fool, but you speak and reason like one as well.

Are you really trying to push things on here when no one likes you, regardless if they will say it to your face or not? Think about that next time someone talks to you.

i cant decide between universe and world. I think Universe is more catchy and fitting to my enormous ego.

stephen malkmus says cut your hair said...

Konrad, we've all seen Zeitgeist. Please stop trying to act like you do something else besides spend all day farming your hair and trying to figure out how to get into your pants. Trying to repaint your image as that of an enlightened, non-nutcase conspiracy theorist is pretty shoddy at best.

Casey Anthony said...

Konrad,

As you know it's getting a little chillier outside, so you can imagine how cold it must be in my jail cell. So...I wanted to know...

Can I get my pants and jacket back from you? That'd sure be swell!

Also, you left you keffiyah? kuffiyuh? keff...scarf thingy in my trunk.

I'm not sure if you want it back.

Love,

Casey Anthony

PS: Say hey to Cathy for me! She's such a good singer.

stephen malkmus said...

Does Konrad live in the real world, or the World Of Warcraft?

My name is Konrad Alden McKane of the clan McKane. I am the progenitor, the protector, procreator, and the patriarchal chief. I am the warrior and the hunter. I am a rogue scholar, subtlety is my strong suit. My weapons are a dagger and a rapier, my wit and charm. I'm strong, sexy, stoic, courageous, beneficent, independent, and socially adjusted. I'm humble, modest, self-effacing and unpretentious as well. I am a man of integrity. I'm not whiny, clingy, weak, emotional, vain, girlish, wussy, or a mama's boy.

Not vain? Is that why you have no less than 70 pictures of yourself posing all over your myspace? Ok, I get it...you're not vain, you just have +20 charisma.

I have a company called NullifyAnew Aparrel and design that specializes in clothes that fit skinny and lanky people (myspace.com/nullifyanew).

To which I must reply: aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayouarenotadesigneraaaaaaaarrrrrgggg.

Just because you are selling some vintage clothes (that someone else designed long ago) with a myspace site where you used a stock/clip art background of branchy flowers like every other ex-Thrice fan who now thinks rehashed new wave and Crystal Castles are liek totally awesum!1!1 does not make you a designer.

Seriously, you kids do NOTHING that even remotely counts as art. Stop ruining art.

fartichoke said...

Level 60 Konrad, Orc Slayer

Dr. Red Herring said...

Welcome again to another installment of: In the Mind of. Today...we examine the mind of Konrad.

As early as 2005...Konrad showed signs of a "great rage within."

Here is an excerpt...from Konrad himself.

"Why does this happen every time i drink too much? i transmorgify into a jealous asshole of a boyfriend with a lust for violence... i've never had a history of violence until recently. jealousy is the most powerful emotion in the spectrum.... it makes you do things you never thought possible. i never wanted to be that guy. i don't know what's wrong with me and i loathe myself when i do it. maybe some people would link it to my history of abuse as a child... i see that as a cop out. i can rise above that. i can rise above my character being flawed. when i'm wasted something just snaps inside me when my love dances with another boy. i wouldn't care if i was sober... maybe that's why i have green eyes... green with envy. what can i do? how can i stifle these flames of madness and stop fueling this furnace? this is my first relationship that's been this serious and lasted for this long... my first love. its so new to me... today is our 11 month anniversary... i'm such a wussy but i really do love it... now i understand what all those songs on the radio are about... and i get romance flicks. i've never loved someone this much my whole life... i guess i'm afraid of loosing her and my fear causes my jealousy and that makes me angry... and i don't like me when i'm angry..."

As Dr. Red Herring...I would like to show you a picture we captured of his inner turmoil. Please remove any children from the room...for the sight...may terrify some.

YOUNG KONRAD BANNER

Join us later for part II of: In the Mind Of...featuring Konrad.

Konrads Remaining Sense of Reason and Reality said...

Education: School of Hard Knocks
Occupation: I put the sass in assassin

So what is it that you actually do, Konrad?

snare drum said...

I totally saw that tall blonde...... "thing" that night downtown. Boy, she really was turning heads.... and stomachs.

defameroftheuniverse said...

wow! thanks for killing all my funny, you dopes.

leave it to the semi-professionals.

Anonymous said...

Kinetica blows!!!

Anonymous said...

god, how do you keep finding pictures of my mother! She told me she would stop wearing that beaufant doo back in the 80's, and here we are 2008 and that hairfluffin son of a bitch is back. sheeesh!

malkmus malkmus malkmus said...

wow! thanks for killing all my funny, you dopes.

leave it to the semi-professionals.


Not trying to kill it at all... You're one of the few people on here that can correctly formulate a diss.

I'm hardly a funnAy swiping first time poster on here. Some of us just enjoy creating a little shell game for the "less swift" on here. Heh heh...

Sharli' said...

love it.

konrad gives shitty head said...

"hey konrad why don't you get your head stomped on again"


FUROCHE

please don't give a shit said...

ew! Diapers for incontinence on non elderly "men" = GEEEEEE-ROOOOOSSSSS!

shovelhead mcnipply said...

That old bag stared me down while I was walking near the Hue today. The only reason I believe it was her is because she had that vagina-esque bouffant in her hair. You think that picture was scary... see her in the daylight folks. How does everyone feel about aiming a missile at thornton park when the sunday brunch crowd is out? Can anyone make that happen?



Please?

justice said...

1) i love the "gross" section. more please!
2) whoever this konrad person is, i feel kinda bad for him. it's one thing to be generally mean and make fun of him for playing world of warcraft but when whoever that was took an excerpt of him pouring out his feelings...
eh.
as asinine as he may have sounded, that was a low blow.
3) Sunday brunch in Thornton Park sounds really good. If the crowd sucks, get rid of the people, but just don't take out any place that may serve eggs benedict.
yum.

Anonymous said...

LOL REMEMBER WHEN ADAM SINGER AND JESS GOVORUHK MADE OUT ALL NIGHT IN FRONT OF EVERYONE AND WE WERE ALL DISGUSTED

Anonymous said...

there are so many backbooth whores (besides the typical crush ones) who are just begging to be defamed. you must know who i'm talking about.

Hope said...

I was cropped out.. niiiceee

Anonymous said...

Ahahahah this is so funny i love it! u should have gotten the good ones of me lol

Singer

defameorlando said...

Or I could just use them for an actual Defamed Post on you.

Anonymous said...

Adam is a faggot.
What a fat piece of shit.

Anonymous said...

nice use of a double negative.

Anonymous said...

Hahah that would make my year if you did a post on me! lol i would love what you have to say...... that im fat, ugly..... gross??? lol please it would be so funny!

Adam Singer