Sunday, November 9, 2008

DEFAMED: Ricky Diamond






You all have no idea how long I have avoided writing about this dude. And it's not because he isn't perfect for the site, its because he has annoyed the piss out of me ever since the site started in regards to wanting to be defamed. He's sent countless messages, left a bajillion headshot comments that I've denied, and even threatened me recently...

"you make fun of all these people that you dont even know, isn't very nice is it. i'm sure you are absolutely hipsterific gross yourself. and that's why you won't disclose your identity. you are stupid. My music has plenty more potential than your loser website, (which by the way you only have 300 friends on myspace) and i will ruin you guys. but not out of spite, out of fun. so pretty soon, prepare to take that stupid bag with the question mark off of homer simpsons face. so you know what, uglies, don't defame me. don't do it. i don't want, or need your help. i'll just play show after show after show. and people will love it. and i will make fun of you guys at every show. and people will like me more than they hate you. and you will hate it. but pretend that you love it."

Shit, now everyone knows I'm Homer Simpson.

So two days after receiving that "scathing" letter, I receive this youtube from his off the rocker bipolar self . This is one of the few video's I will ever recommend listening to in it's entirety, because I admit, it's funny as shit. Mainly do to the fact that I truly CAN NOT for the life of me tell if it's a joke or not...




.........

PLEASE. Listen to his songs. Go to every single one of his shows. Get him famous and get him the fuck out of Orlando so he never contacts me again. And check out his myspace page. Unless you are just one of those people "who wants to smell his farts and eat his shit".


As far as you go Ricky, you creep me the fuck out and I feel like you're going to murder me. I don't know what the hell you're on, but please remember...

92 comments:

Waldo Faldo said...

Toolbag.

jesusishighoncoke said...

man, what happened to cool homosexuals like oscar wilde.

Funconventional said...

All the ridiculousness aside, this is a great dude right here and is quite talented at what he does.

James said...

OMG Ricky Diamond you're famous now! lol.. jk maybe if defame was like perez. Dick Diamond kicks ass! Look out for his show on Dec. 8th!!!

Anonymous said...

dude did two of ricky's personalities really just post two comments on here\?

JW said...

The fact that two people think that a spotlight whore like yourself has any talent almost makes this town unlivable.

Anonymous said...

wowwww

Anonymous said...

Damn, I went to Full Sail with this dude. Never knew he was this wacked out of his head though.

billy white said...

WHY THE FUCK ARE THERE SO MANY ATTENTION CRAVING, WACKED OUT ELECTRO MUSICIANS IN ORLANDO????

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Joe from backbooth said...

i hope this dude kills him self. ugly ass lookin ass nigga.

big black said...

Where did he get those pants? Nigga looks like a broke ass Alchemy Kristen.

adam s said...

WHY THE FUCK ARE THERE SO MANY ATTENTION CRAVING, WACKED OUT ELECTRO MUSICIANS IN ORLANDO????

I don't know who to blame first for this phenomenon, but these guys are almost a decade too late at this point, in typical Orlando fashion. You mean to tell me people have already forgotten the heinousness of having to watch bullshit "acts" like Atom and His Package or Har Mar Superstar opening for bands?

veronica said...

this guy saw me and my friend justin dancing at crush like two years ago and tried to recruit us to be his go go dancers for his stage show. i was weirded out.

Anonymous said...

youtube video sent to his dad

rona said...

har mar superstar was the shit.

Anonymous said...

GREAT MUSIC RICKY!

Ashley Suzanne said...

"You mean to tell me people have already forgotten the heinousness of having to watch bullshit "acts" like Atom and His Package or Har Mar Superstar opening for bands?"

HEY! I still love Atom & his package...
I may or may not be stuck in 1997 though.

Ps-
How could you not find Har Mar live entertaining?!

adam s said...

Sorry, they sucked. The only difference between those guys and Ricky Diamond is they didn't have Myspace back then.

Shawn said...

God damnit, Adam. You're so getting a yellow card next time I see you. We all know you went to the Fest just to see Atom and you loved it. Don't lie.

As for this Diamond person thing...what the fuck. I got nothing. Saying anything would be like pointing at a Down Syndrome kid and calling him retarded. Well, no shit, Sherlock. The only person I want to see with a diamond in his name is Diamond Dallas Page or Mike Diamond. Oh, Dustin Diamond, too, but only if he's giving the ladies his Dirty Diamond Sanchez or getting his ass kicked on Celebrity Fitness.

Shawn said...

I mean Celebrity Fit Club! I couldn't find my pop reference manual.

Anonymous said...

His next show is December 6th

whitney said...

oh this is not a joke. just ask him about maria ventimiglia and becky goodick. hes got good solid stories.

veronica said...

um ricky diamond just sent me a myspace message probably about the comment i left earlier and i'm not even opening it because i'm kind of scared of him. what if it's a death threat?

jessie said...

Ricky Diamond is my baby daddy.

Stone said...

I would like to take a moment to thank Ricky Diamonds Turban!

Now For some Real Musicians Who also wear Turbans..

The Mighty Hannibal

And his Amazing Album Hannibalism


Here we have the Blackballed Acid-FunkateerFugi

and his First Album MAry, Dont Take Me On No Bad Trip

Junky Pop, HAhahahaaa.. Nice try Ricky

Anonymous said...

yeah ricky half the town has an idea of who defame is and doesnt go gloating about it to make themselves look cooler, loser.

J said...

Don't write him back. He wont stop harassing you.

billy white said...

ricky diamond messaged me on myspace too... i thought it'd be remotely funny but he merely tried to validate himself about the weird bad electro scene in orlando with the fact he's from massachusetts....

billy white said...

Ricky Diamond letter reads as follows.

subj: the question is billy white......

body: When is someone gonna actually make people appreciate it? The answer...... now. And p.s. I'm from massachusetts. This inspiration definitely didn't come from Orlando. I think you've been hanging around these people too long. and it's not electro. it's junkie pop. Thanks for commenting. You've given me the attention I've been craving.



Love always

DICK

adam s said...

Since I've been told I should post mine:

Subject: YOU...
secretly love britney spears and you know it. and your friend totally called you out. p.s. thanks for the comments. you know you only build my faggot ego with insults. this is fun. holler if you hear me.


love
dick.

ps i'm sure your not so bad of a guy. but you really should listen to the lyrics. they're quite entertaining. you don't have to like me. just the music. one love. holler. and i'm not from orlando. nor would i be proud of being, knowing how people are so "elite".


I just wrote him back and told him 99% of the people on here are just pushing buttons for laughs, and anyone who takes it seriously has a serious problem. He seemed half way civil to me.

*shrug*

Anonymous said...

He should have paid Defame to do this for him.

Now we all know the creepy nugget that is Ricky Diamond.

Love how he calls everyone here an elitist, but in his letter to Defame talks about how "Hipsterific Gross themselves" they must be and how much better he is because he has more friends on myspace... hahaha.

This was an awesome post thanks to the drama this queen created.

please dont find my myspace page said...

ricky creepshow if you want to be famous leave orlando. sriously who was the last famous person who came out of here that you can name without being embarassed by it...

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Justin Brozanski said...

I really want a creepy message from Diamond now so it can be used as evidence in the surefire future harassment suit.

Red Herring said...

red herring plants a box with a carrot underneath it and props up the box with a stick.

Red Herring then takes a string and ties a knot around the stick.

Red Herring proceeds to hide and looks out at the internet world reading (4th wall style).

"I'm huntin' for Diamonds...huhuhuhuh"

lora withano said...

i find his attempt to sound intellectually wordy absolutely hilarious. and then he recommends that we all go back to school should we not know how to spell desperate? i mean, really. maybe next time he should write his speech down first and check it for continuity. i find myself confused by his babbling. he sounds like a homo boy version of ms. palin.

BitchesClubOrlando/Americas said...

We bind you from doing harm....TO YOURSELF! HALLELEJIAH & Cocaine too!

heatherrr said...

gay or not, homeboy was baked as fuck making his little youtube video ahaa

byyytemmeee said...

How easy it is to make fun of someones physical appearance coming from one with no picture of themselves..hahah this is great.

Anonymous said...

I love Ricky Diamond!!!!

asshole bartender said...

I think Ricky Diamond and Rip Rockin Richey should collaborate and put out a new single..

...then they can go fuck each other in the ass afterward.

Sound good?

Anonymous said...

this guy doesnt give a fuck and he is doing this just to get a rise out of you all.

Yeago said...

I think its pretty ironic that someone, like this guy, who is pretty open about their drawbacks gets defamed. I thought this site was "holding up the mirror simply to remind you that your shit smells just as bad as my own".

defameorlando said...

Yeago, why do you continue to annoy me in every comment you ever leave?

If you knew ANYTHING about this guy, unfortunately I do now, you would know how really serious he is about his music and truly believes its good enough to become famous for. And not as a joke. As a real respected artist.

There is absolutely no irony here. If I could pick one person who epitomizes what this site was built for, it would be Ricky Diamond.

zodiac motherfucker said...

YEAGO YOUR BLOG SUCKS AND YOU WRITE LIKE A FAG

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realSOB said...

This is great. You make fun, he takes a small blow to his ego, then mostly pretends it did not hurt him with a nice, well put retort.


Just keep in mind Ricardo, you may be a nice, yet freaky guy/woman, but others downtown are not so nice and would not hesitate to literally beat your ass for being an annoying fruit. I'm just telling you, not sure why, watch who you taunt, because you may end up bleeding randomly.


I'd watch.

Bonnie said...

I have known Ricky Diamond since the days we went to North Shore Community College together, before he was out, and before I was vegan, and when we'd go to one or another of the famous roast beef joints after class and he'd get embarrassed if I put a Madonna sticker on his car. Ricky Diamond got me hooked on karaoke and unknowingly taught me the concept of saying "I love you" to friends as much as possible.

This kid introduced me to Vermin Love Supreme, an anarchist who lives in the woods of Rockport, MA, and has run for president on a platform of mandatory dental hygeine, among other things. I am convinced that only he and Ricky Diamond fully understand the concept of creating a bizarre persona and living the dream. Orlando, y'all don't know.

snore said...

is bonnie done typing yet?

yeago said...

@Defame

I'm just going by what you posted, and he seems to take himself way less seriously than you (and most readers here) do. The same can be said for RaoR. And yet you feel the need to knock the dick out of their mouths.

You pick easy targets and shit in their sandbox, or you pick your friends and give them a friendly-defame. The difference of tone in both types is palpable.

I heard a lot more being talked in the 'About Me'. Some righteous high-horse humble-act somethingeruther...

defameorlando said...

Yeago,

Haha. I really don't know what you are looking for on here other than the occasional jab at an obvious downtown attention whore - light or not. I thought that's all this site was? Last I checked I certainly wasn't looking to earn a Pulitzer for a web page that's basically designed for a 13 year old girl to enjoy. Did you expect more from someone who lazily blogs on FREE blogger.com every few weeks?

I think YOU take it too seriously. Now, go on. Keep using my blog as a platform for people to read your own.

Jefff said...

yeago is just like one of those friends who disagree with you not because they really disagree with you, but just because they want to be the asshole that disagrees with you. if that makes any sense.
what gets me is how one could think someone like ricky diamond is not taking himself seriously when the dude went to everyones myspace pages to hand write letters to anyone who said something negative about his music on here.

Right Time, Wrong Speed said...

did somebody seriously just physically threaten somebody over defame? this shit keeps getting better and better.

Yeago said...

@ Above

Take his music too seriously? Probably, and for that he earns my pity ... tinged with sadness and a smidgeon of atta'boy hope.

Take himself too seriously? No. His video is proof--something none of the anony-trolls here could do. 'Cluding me.

PS: My blog is a technical blog... why would I want/care if BBQ Bar saw it? <-- Rhetorical.

too bored today said...

i hate people like yeago that frequent the site. i want to know what would make yeago happy.

defame can't get on people who outwardly suck and are serious about what they do. because then defame is on their "high horse"...

defame can't post about people who suck but make fun of themselves because then its too obvious since those are just "easy targets"....

so defame must only bash their own friends but do it in as cruel of a fashion as they can, even if ricky diamond or blood on the dancefloor makes way better sense to make fun of...then someone like zack who proudly parades around in his diapers and truly does not give a fuck?

WHAT DOES YEAGO WANT? (rhetorical)and i just went to your blog. they;re right...it sucks.

Anonymous said...

i don't get it, why don't you move out of orlando if you hate it so much? why duz anybody live in florida? ricky diamons is amazing but thats ony cuz he's from gloucester. Florida is awful.FUCK U BLOG!

defameorlando said...

Yeago, Please don't answer any of the above. You guys are boring even I, in my own comments section.

Anonymous said...

SOMEONE THREATEN THE DIAMOND AGAIN!! THREATS ARE MORE FUN!!

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Anonymous said...

"i don't get it, why don't you move out of orlando if you hate it so much? why duz anybody live in florida? ricky diamons is amazing but thats ony cuz he's from gloucester. Florida is awful.FUCK U BLOG!"

i would live here any day over wherever your illiterate ass just came from.

jake said...

god i hate you all!!!
this site is a joke. im not bashing the site. i enjoy it and take it for what it is. a joke. the person who writes on it devotes the amount of time to it that can be found in their smallest toenail and has no qualms stating that. you all taking it as any more than this is a joke and anyone who would want to be on here just to get popular is a joke. read the dumb blog, make an offhand comment and go outside and do something with yourselves. its that easy you whining and annoying fucking losers.

Anonymous said...

RICKY DIAMOND IS MY FUCKIN IDOL!!!!! I LOVE RICKY DIAMOND, AND ALL YOU HATERS CAN FUCK OFF. DONT BE JEALOUS BECAUSE HE CAN HAVE ANY LESBIAN HE WANTS. RICKY, ROCK ON WITH YOUR FABULOUS SELF!!!!!!

Anonymous said...

I think Firestone just found its new General Manager.

wacky d said...

all of you give me the worst head ache ever....

Anonymous said...

Except ricky admits to being gay unlike the last GM there.

Al said...

Yeago looks like an sds kid.

Anonymous said...

its called RDS. restless defame syndrome. when a new post isnt put up no one has anything to do but bash the site and/or each other in the comments section.

KAYLA BRANX!!! said...

I LOVE YOU RICKY DIAMOND!!!! YOU ARE THE BEST. FUCK THE HATERS!!!

Yeago said...

@al Ha. NO.

Anonymous said...

kayla your last name makes my teeth hurt.

Anonymous said...

dear defame:
"i" before "e" except after "c". receive. not recieve. anyway....why did you pander to this fucking moron? this world is so full of self-important assholes that think just because they have a webcam and a fucking retarded outfit they put together from truck stop and thrift store shit, that they are somehow talented, or in any way interesting.
let's break it down...first, he talks about "burning some calories", while he sits there in a mesh shirt with his bitch tits staring me in the face. second, he talks about his mother not wanting his dick to be cheesy, and then talks about not letting his grandma or dad see this video. rather than slicing off his foreskin, his mother should have sliced off his father's balls so this "toolbag" never existed. and the way he licks his lips throughout the video like he's fucking LL Cool J, seriously made me fucking nauseous. this guy is so fucking lame. beyond lame.

IAteTooMuch... said...

Ricky, you work at hamburger marys (GheyBurger)?

Ah, that is why you look familiar! I was thinking that piece of meat is a S T A R! Actually, I just wanted a refill on my diet cola. Also, you are completely creepy/scary.

Yeago - Your comments are not written well and are hard to follow. Oops, I just got so bored writing that I fell asleep!

Defame, I am not completely familiar with all of the subject matter in this blog, but you are a DELIGHT!

THE WHHHAT?! said...

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IT'S YA BOYYY!

TAG said...

Ricky Diamond is a man who says what you are all AFRAID to say! He's said it ever since I have known him, for the past ten years or so, and now he sings about it...Get a fucking life, all of you jealous little no talent douche bags that spend all of your time "blogging" or fucking "Instant Messaging" all of your online "buddies". If you don't fucking like someone's music...don't fucking listen to it! Christ, let a talented man do what he loves to do, and FUCK OFF!...

Shelly Ann said...

I think Tag is Rickys mom.

Ricky said...
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Red Herring said...

I found rare footage of Adrian and Ricky Diamond. I think you can figure out who is who.

Enjoy.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AsEYqFQZoQA

Ricky said...
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Dad said...

Yes ricky I am Defames Dad... with a bagina. In the words of Boy George, "it's a miracle".

Anonymous said...

tag must be an acronym for totally a 'gine.

Red Herring said...

bagina:

seeing the vagina from the butt.

not to be confused with the bagelvag 5000. It involves a bagel and creme cheese and well...

actually I'll just leave you with well.

Anonymous said...

I just heard Ricky D got lost in space!!!

http://news.aol.ca/article/crucial-tool-bag-lost-during-spacewalk/425734/

Oh wait, that article says CRUCIAL toolbag, nevermind.

Anonymous said...

junkie pop music.

lora withano said...

i don't get this kid at all. really. i mean, why does he waste so much time and energy messaging those of us who don't care for his music? it's our opinion. get over it.

there are plenty of people in the world who think brittany spears is pure shit, but she shut her trap, did her thing and kissed the asses of those who loved her and now she's a millionaire. albeit, crazy, but rich and famous.

take notes ricky and stop being such a whiney baby.

Anonymous said...

Anyone taking this seriously is the real joke, this guy is a Troll. Don't know the term? Congratulations on not having wasted too much of your life on message boards and forums. But look it up so you don't fall victim again.

Scott said...

hey i found u on the weekly, very creative site, thank you for exposing this wacko, I will be sure to beat him up if I ever recognize him to steal his diamonds and right the world

byyteemmee said...

Scott its a good thing you dont have your pic up or else id find you and beat you up and then take your picture so then maybe defame would post it up because it would be just as good as anything else on here.

Jack Henn said...

Put a jiggle in ya titties

Jean-Paul said...

Ricky D is the funniest person I know in the world and I don't even live in your hellish town. From the North Shore in good ole' shit kickin Gloucesta. Sir D is not even a little whacked out. I am whacked out, Sir D is just eccentric and funny with a pretty clean head...at least compared to most of the people I know. Get a life and a sense of humor. If you don't get it, then you just never will.

Anonymous said...

my vagina is still so tart after all these years.....