Friday, December 12, 2008

DEFAMED: Cori Yarckin





Yikes.

Congrats guys. You have a song on a Hello Kitty Album and a song on the Hills. As men (and whatever that treasure troll thing in the middle is) you must be so proud of yourselves.

Seriously. What self respecting musician with a dick wants to play this god awful wee-wee rock?






Nevermind...

81 comments:

Ralph Wiggum said...

TEACHER GAVE ME A MERIT BADGE IN WEE WEE ROCK

Thurston Moore said...

We actually were going to take those awesome indie rockers Paramore on the road with us back in the day for the Daydream Nation tour, but that orange haired chick wasn't born yet...

Kellin said...

Give me my hairdo and makeup back!

annoooooying will said...

LEAVE KELLIN ALONE!!!!!!!!!

Anonymous said...

travis is actually a great guitar player. he's just stuck in the hair band rock. the worst rock ever created.

Anonymous said...

wee wee rock. haha.

Shawn said...

I haven't seen that much Anime hair since last year's Comicon. Shit'll scare you straight.

Anonymous said...

I like the guy on the bottom trying to cover up his Robin Williams-level hairy arms that are such a start contrast to his china doll porcelain made-up face.

travis said...

Damn it's about time we finally got Defamed i was thinking we were losing our touch. I tried to make an effort to listen to that cool new indie stuff but my heart belongs to Poison and my hair belongs to Stevie Stevens. Love the site though.

Travis

mud butt said...

wouldn't a publicist/agent worth their salt come up with a stage name for this bitch? anything besides "YARCKIN"...it sounds like what you do after a night of heavy drinking or what my cat does after eating the carpet. or a bad christian acoustic act.

Anonymous said...

CORI YACKIN MAKEZ MY WEE WEE HURTS

Anonymous said...

thank you travis for being the first person to ever take in stride being defamed. especially while sporting that hair of yours. that can't be easy.

CORI YARCKIN said...

CLICK HERE 2 VOTE 2 PUT OUR NEW SONG "DADDY DON'T KNOW" IN ROCK BAND 3!!!

XOXOX
CORI YARCKIN

Red Herring said...

I got a copy of their power bill. Evidently they each spend over $30/mo alone in electric just to get their hair that way.

Shocking!

...

Wow...

I just made a Leno pun.

Wakka wakka.

BCO said...

would you "yarckin" band people just shut the fuck up? this post isn't a good thing. I would call you all "retards" but I have too much respect for the mentally challenged to put you near their playing field. Lay down the GD Aqua Net. Oh, wait, your hands are probably stuck to the aluminum bottle to let go. PS. I met Steve Stevens in person and it wasn't pretty. I certainly won't be remembering him for his "mad guitar skills".

BCO said...

PS. Cori....those hot tub bathing suit modelings pic's for AXIS magazine are divine.

Karen said...

Did "Cori" work in VIP at Firestone the night Wu-Tang performed?

Anonymous said...

"Hello World"

LoL.

Anonymous said...

yep. thats how far her music career is taking her. cocktail waitress for firestone.

jill said...

arent these the same original rockband karaoke guys? that night was kind of fun.

dlux said...

Yeah she actually use to cocktail there while we were there too...wilson thought he was the man for having her there LOL

Anonymous said...

I remember when Matt fired them from Rock Star karaoke, what a gig to loose.

Josh Fucking Spickler said...

bill white and i just laughed at the sentence "What self respecting musician with a dick wants to play this god awful wee-wee rock?" hilarious.


greetings from chicago.







cori yarckin.....


would

Pete said...

Yep, all those Yarckins should cry themselves to sleep (Hope the eyeliner doesn't run!) over something pretty damn entertaining, posted on a website they all read read regularly. I heard they were so ashamed they cut off their hair (Cori looks terrible with a crew cut), and became accountants.....

Jon Bergquist said...

Lest we forget their anti-MC Rad party at Matador a few months back. I wonder if the proprietor was even aware of the flyers Cori Yanckin and her band circulated for that affair. It was one of the most publicly brazen attacks I’ve ever seen on a promoter and the staff of Matador seems to have a pretty personable reputation.

Anonymous said...

Too easy... it's like beating a retard with a stick.

Anonymous said...

easy or not it birthed the term "wee wee rock" and for that i am thankful.

yeah... said...

I don't care how bad you think her band is.. I'd still do her.

no... said...

i wouldnt/. im scared to see what sort of growth is under that gigantic lump in the back of her head.

Anonymous said...

This website was built for "Too Easy".

Espec when the targets are oh so serious about what they do...

Anonymous said...

I'm pretty sure Mrs. Defame used date Travis i know she used to hang out with him

hmmmm said...

the first and second to last guys would probably be kinda hot if they toned down the anime.

Anonymous said...

hey, its an honest post regardless.

defameorlando said...

I've known Travis for about eight years. Hung out with? No, not really. Dated? Not at all. Made fun of his hair all eight years? Yes.

Anonymous said...

This website has taught me that if you stay in Orlando for reasons other than going to school here or having a great job here, you're going to end up being on or having the potential to be on Defame Orlando, or writing Defame Orlando.

Anonymous said...

That chick is a fucking bitch.
Im really surprised Im the first to point this out.

Anonymous said...

You never were in touch Travis.
Youre a fucking bitch, too.

Anonymous said...

Not to write a manuscript, but I think it's funny you guys are hating on a band for having a publishing company that actually places their songs in stuff. Who cares if it's lame as shit with the Hills or Hello Kitty. What self respecting musician is going to be in a band like this? The kind that wants to get the fuck out of Orlando, understands the industry, and wants to get paid. I don't think you can criticize people in this regard who aspire to more than making $75 at the Back Booth on a Thursday afternoon, and are totally stoked that money covers their iHop bill at 3:00am.

The next time you listen to Justice, they got a boatload from Chrysler, and all those delicious steaks you eat at Outback are funding Of Montreals next 5 records. Publishing rules! They deserve all the shit in the world for some of the other stuff, especially buying out the MAC store cryliner on a weekly basis, but all of you jokers would sell out for money given the opportunity and all the music you listen to already has.

Tooth said...

1) AXIS magazine is the Worst publication in Orlando
2) Like I've ALWAYS said "I Hate Guys with Girl Hair"

oontz oontz said...

oontz oontz oontz oontz

oon tiss oon tiss oon tiss oon tiss

oontz oontz oontz oontz

(base drops, air horn sounds)

oontz oontz oontz oontz

pure energy.

BCO said...

In response to "that chick is a fucking bitch"....

IF you are going to leave a comment that strong, why not have the balls to POST YOUR NAME, Mr. or Mrs. Scaredy-Pants.

And by the way, WE ARE THE FUCKING BITCHES. "SHE" is just a Bitch.

Signed,
THE BITCHES CLUB OF ORLANDO & THE AMERICAS

Anonymous said...

i love tooth.

Anonymous said...

CLICK AT HERE. I CAN HAS YOUR VOTES FOR ROCKBAND 3? OKBYE LOVE0XX0YOU.

CORI YARCKIN
BABYLUV693082@YAHO.COM

travis said...

I'm the bitch? At least i have the balls to use my actual name when posting and not hide under my anonymous computer. I play the music i like and thats all that matters to me. Are we easy to make fun of sure but so is anyone in this town. My shit stinks and i'm sure yours does too. Say what you will i'm sure i'll cry my eyeline off to night thing about it.

FUROCHE said...

hey that singer from this band looks just like that crazy mexican guy who slashed my face!








WAIT A MINUTE!

Anonymous said...

hey leader of the bitches club. whats your name?? i dont seem to see it on here anywhere

Red Herring said...

Thanks for keeping promises, Oontz Oontz.

now let the bass drop.

oontz oontz oontz said...

dun ssssss
dun sssss

dundundudn sss sss sss....


bun kah bunbunbun kah.


oontz oontz oontz
oontz oontz oontz

zipzipzip
berrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrbop!

oontz oontz said...

I will always let the bass drop for you....

Karen said...

Does stealing my hat the night that Wu Tang performed and fucking up our orders half a dozen times like she was entitled to do a bad job (now I understand why) "entitle" her to be a bitch? Only in Orlando. I love it here.

sd said...

The news here is Back Booth gave up $75 to a band. Shocking.

Anonymous said...

If bands actually promoted and had fans come to their show and let me remind you promoting is not just talking to girls to get them to sleep with you, promoting is making real friends that actually care about music. You would probably get paid more by the venues...

Casey Anthony said...

wah wah wah my band doesn't make money.





faggot.

louis d. said...

that travis guy always seemed world class to me
totally legit rock n roller keeping it real in orlando
playing the music he loves and always being true to himself if there were more people like him around dumb ass bands like band marino and summerbirds would not be playing shows and janie lanes sunset strip would still be around.
i mean think about it
Cider totally awesome band
rock star nights at voyage fucking amazing
the yarkin band is way kick ass
those cool haircuts
seriously what is defamed thinking making fun of the best band ever to hit central florida
p.s
i know for a fact that when certain people have been defamed they have gotten a boner but do you think anyone has actually came?

Anonymous said...

when someone joins a band like this they must realize that they are gonna get made fun or am i wrong
do they really think this is cool?
if they make money God bless em and they can have the last laugh while we are all working our shit jobs or playing with our cool bands to nobody in bumfuck apopka or something
i dunno
just a thought

travis said...

You know i was wondering how long it would be until you made your presence known Louie. I'll leave it that.

p.s.

i think i just came

Right Time, Wrong Speed said...

i did. all the time. it actually the only thing that still turns me on in this city.

OOOERR! said...

standing ovation Oh man you made my day HAHAH!!!!

Octohawk said...

Holy shit, I went to Lake Highland with that chick back in the day.. Weird.

E.Strange said...

i gotta half chub


http://www.lolclits.com

Dani said...

THE BEST BAND TO EVER HIT ORLANDO?! What the HELL is wrong with you? Please, for love of God, go to a Mirrorpal, Open Windows, Legendary JC's, Acid Jazz, Sam Rivers, I could go on but I have a feeling you're too dumb to care.....fuck, even Summerbirds is better than this Yarckin shit. You're totally fucking retarded.

travis said...

In the end it doesn't matter what you do as a band somebody will make fun of you. If you're in a punk band the metal guys will diss you, if you're in an alt country band the rock guys diss ya, and if you're in an Emo band everyone will diss you. It's just music people i think the point is having a good time with some friends creating something you like. Do we take our music seriously yes do we take our selves serious no.

T

Stone said...

Fluff Rock:

Extensive use of Flat Irons and Guy Liner..

you guys are going about the makeup the wrong way..
this is how its done!

Orlando needs some Fucking True Norwegian Black Metal

Ricky Dicky D said...

Myspace.com/thediamondsessions

new track featuring cori yarckin called smell the fart

Anonymous said...

mad props to Travis for being open about exactly who he is and taking being defamed in stride. I am shocked I've never been defamed, but then again, I am too old to go out much these days

Mike Synan

Anonymous said...

Holy shit look how hairy that last dudes arms are!!!!

louis d. said...

ill agree with travis
you cant make everyone happy
as long as you dig what your doing who the fuck cares
in the end we are just dust n bones
ha ha
a guns n roses quote
izzy rules

travis said...

Dani i'm pretty sure that us being the best band to hit Orlando was a little bit sarcastic or totally sarcastic. I will agree with you on the JC's best band in Orlando since Kow. Then again we never set out to be the best band ever just the prettiest.

p.s. that was sarcastic as well, i think

T

JESSICA said...

Youre all bitches.
DEFAME TOOTH!!!

L said...

Oh my GOD! TRAVIS!!! Don't you have shitty music to go write?

braintrust said...

Travis has been defaming people for 15 years.

BCO said...

Hey Anonymous..........are you illiterate.....we posted our F*&KING NAME.

travis said...

WOW i think louis and i just agreed on something?

IZZIE does rule

Dani said...

Travis, fuck off. Everything about you makes me hate America more than I already do. Wee wee rock. Ah, man.

GCTim said...

I hope Cori doesn't read this today... she's in NYC doing the Today Show. I bet no one cares, except for her 203,000 Myspace fans. It would really offend her that (surprise!) Orlando is bagging on a hometown act.

Seems that if you make an act that is kinda-girl-pop based on 80's Cock-Rock, people don't know what to call it, (Original, maybe?) and that pisses 'em off.


If Cori's success frustrates you, you'll have plenty to hate in '09. Now... go blow a DJ and stop pretending to support the music scene... except, of course, for bands who "suck."

asstardhole said...

GCTim - If appealing to the lowest common denominator to pander for success is your measuring stick for determining "artistic merit," then any opinion you have on music is hereby declared null and void. Let the grownups keep having their discussion, okay?

defameorlando said...

:::sucking off a dj:::

What? Huh? Cori Yarckin on the Today show? Sorry I was busy.

Anonymous said...

Yeah, she was doing the Today Show, if yaknowhwaddimean...

Anonymous said...

Theres no such thing as good original music anymore. There's music i like and music you like why spend your energy bashing the bands you don't like when you could be supporting the ones you do.

Anonymous said...

cori yarckin band is gonna be huge in 2009
i can feel it in my bones
wait music is not popular anymore and nobody buys records they only surf the net

Anonymous said...

wow. glad i hauled ass out of the city, even though it took a horrible bitch to get me to do it