Thursday, October 30, 2008

Monday, October 27, 2008

DEFAMED: Random Acts Of Retardation

Well holy shit, there is something worse than Blood on The Dancefloor if that was even humanly possible. If anyone was wondering what your own murder would sound like, it's the next video. Trust me, you would rather witness Adrian fucking Rip Rockin' Richey in Docta Dawe's car bed, than see or hear what you are about to be subjected to.



I have so many questions!!! Did she say I fought the condom and I won? I fought the pill and I won? What does that mean? How do you win a fight against contraceptives? How do THESE two people= a win??? What? Why? Why do I feel like
Anita trying to figure out Lil' Wayne's Lollipop lyrics???

Let's just go over the video real quick. Voice completely changed to sound nothing like real voice. Failed attempt at originality. Repetitive. Talentless. Cliche. Annoying. Gross. Makes me hate mankind and shiver when thinking about the future of music...
Yep it's Electro. Job well done insanely creepy scary people.


So that's it. Random Acts of Retardation. A woman who goes by Kitty Litta and paints fake cheekbones onto her face. And Necro Poodle...





A man who has a mug capabable of making me so mad that I honestly want to kill these baby animals right now...





Yeah YOU, little panda.

More anyone? (minute 2:16 if you don't have a lot of time)

Tuesday, October 21, 2008

Ah HA! News Clip.

Remember Him?

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Season One- Defame: Orlando

Apparently even Maybe Baby Killer Casey Anthony likes to get in a good picture with the little leprechaun we have come to know as Fetus a.ka Jason a.ka metal midget. Do not doubt me and my google image searches.




This post isn't about someone from Orlando being in a picture with Casey Anthony. There are plenty of douchebag 's in pictures with her. It's what is tattooed on the knuckles touching her that makes the picture so ironic.

Sunday, October 19, 2008

DEFAMED: Zack Furoche

Defame's bachelor of the week...

Zack is your everyday average guy



Who enjoys hobbies such as arts & crafts and building



a "health freak" lifestyle



Quaint bike rides alone through the park



And just spending normal quite evenings at home with friends. Away from the party scene.





Zack is best known for sharing the natural pheromones his armpits produce. To sample, please scratch and sniff the image below



and look no further ladies.



You asked for it. I could barely do it. <3 you="" zack.="">

Friday, October 17, 2008

Poll

Well this poll is pointless. I was hoping it would give me an idea of what direction I should take it. But currently its 24 for vile, 24 for light poking, and 53 for whichever way is fine. Making it a clear-you all don't give a shit just as long as its written- result.

Wednesday, October 15, 2008

GROSS

I had to have a way of getting all of your horrible pics from photosites out there for everyone to see. Don't worry if you are naturally ugly or were born with masklike Rocky Dennis features...



that of which you could not prevent. I won't be calling them out. Defame's new GROSS will serve as intermissions in between posts and will focus more on things we could have prevented before heading out to party or while partying, had we not been so fucking wasted. And gross.







ACTUALLY






Sunday, October 12, 2008

DEFAMED: Scott Graham

SEEN AT GRITS N GRAVY!!! SEEN AT MIDNIGHT MASS!!!! SEEN FRIDAY NIGHTS AT IBAR!!!

N@TUR@L CLUB CUR3$ "THEY DON"T WANT YOU TO KNOW ABOUT

Is your night slow? Drink Specials not enough to keep your club packed? Do you want your club to BE HEALTHY? LIVE HEALTHY?

Look no further, its the BEST kept secret SUCCESSFUL club owners have been keeping for YEARS. One Word: SCOTTPOD™



NO room for turntables? Can't afford REAL DJ's?

SCOTTPOD™!



But DEFAME? How DOES SCOTTPOD™ work?



Well Sally. SCOTTPOD™ has no other line of income and requires minimal salary to run. You simply plug it in, push play and SCOTTPOD™ DOES THE REST!!

Watch how SCOTTPOD™ almost INSTANTLY turns this EMPTY club...



into WOW!





Now THAT looks like a PARTY!

THAT"S THE SAME CLUB!!!


DISCLAIMER: SCOTTPOD™'s are not responsible for skipping tracks or repeating songs if he leaves to take a piss or get a beer in the middle of his set. Every SCOTTPOD™ comes complete with one preprogrammed dated set list. SCOTTPOD™'s DO NOT work on their own. You MUST be present to push play and stop.

Tuesday, October 7, 2008



Why wait for Halloween?