Friday, January 9, 2009

DEFAMED: Justin James

Like love, do you believe in hate at first site? I do...


Justin James...who are you?
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And why do I hate you already...


Is it because you intrigue me? And by intrigue, I mean you look like a fag?



Is it because you're going to DJ this event?



with these guys..



Or is it because of my Top Ten Reasons of why I hate you without even knowing you:

1. I hate you.
2. I hate that you have a lip ring. Fuck, I hate anyone with a lip ring.
3. I hate the way your arms are folded in your pictures.
4. I hate that your tattoo's aren't colored in
5. I hate that you leave the stickers on your hat.
6. I hate that you walk into Urban Outfitters, buy everything in the store and wear it all at once.
7. I hate that you had the audacity to remix Elvis.
8. I hate that you have 3 or 4 video's of yourself DJ'ing on your page. No one wants to know what you look like while Dj'ing. Even Daft Punk doesn't want anyone to know what they look like while DJ'ing.
9. I hate that when The Pawnshop was demolished, you weren't standing inside of it.
10. I hate the way you look in the next picture or more importantly I hate that I can't figure out what the fuck you are DJ'ing inside of.



I hate you. I hate you so much.



Stop mocking me Justin James. This is serious. I really hate you.

75 comments:

oontz oontz oontz said...

ahhh yes justin james.......




this nigga gave me his demo a few nights ago.
i listened to it in the car and contemplated driving myself into lake lucerne.

hopefully he gets mugged soon too.


.....hopefully

Tooth said...

Sounds like someone asked you to defame them.

Anonymous said...

i fucking hate this piece of shit.

Anonymous said...

I hope he got the clap taken care of...


har har har.

Anonymous said...

I lived in Miami and never heard of this guy.

Technophobe said...

OMG! HE IS TRAPPED INSIDE AN IPOD! (http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_3NDzCW4vaTg/SWcGeLzV4bI/AAAAAAAAAZY/RhHwVsSTp1U/s400/justinjames.jpg)

Miss Mandy Murphy said...

I'd let him cum on my face.

Shawn said...

I hate people who don't know how to wear hats. The brim is in the front for a fucking reason. If you wear it to the back, you just look like a frat douchebag. Any other way, flipped up, to the side, whatever, makes you look Simple Jack retarded. It's like wearing sunglasses in a nightclub.

Lip rings stopped being cool when suicide girls stopped being attractive. Though, I think that just comes with age and experience.

Wearing fake eyeglasses is fucking idiotic. I have to wear real ones and it sucks. How do I know the ones he's wearing are fake? Because no self respecting optometrist carries them. At least not in the men's section. Maybe where they sell the Sally Jesse Rafael signature series.

The Panic Room said...

I hate you for reminding me that D-bags like this exist. AND for being so funny all the time.

But seriously, this guy is going to be so embarrassed when he sees these pictures in ten years.

Anonymous said...

yeah that guy is the worst.

Anonymous said...

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...WACK.

seriously, that is the worst shit i've ever seen.

adam s said...

Holy fuck that Elvis remix is HORRIBLE. Both on principle, and the fact that it sounds like shoes in a dryer. I'm not even going to get into the ridiculous tempo stretching that makes the whole song sound like it was run through a tremolo pedal at points.

Oh wait, I just did get into it. Whoops.

Attn: DJ's - stop putting wack half-assed shit out there. PLZ LERN 2 PRODOOSE. KTHXBAI.

(note: the above statement is official shit talking. I eagerly await the e-thuggin' on Camp Kaypee and possibly having my car egg'ed response from the UCF flash mob.)

MGK said...

HARSH!

defameorlando said...

This is Miami punishing us for giving them Delmar.

Yeago said...

Serious LOL @ 'Miami punishing us...'

Anonymous said...

hey... ive seen this kid before

i was throwing ice at him on monday just for the fuck of it

Anonymous said...

anonymous 4:23

So funny. Welcome to Orlando!!

Anonymous said...

how did this blog make a comeback? it's never failed to amuse. how about rona makes a goaway.

ubergayradar said...

i love how docta dawe's uber gay video is totally going under everyone's radar.

Sharli' said...

hahahahaaha, I 3rd the Del Mar comment... ;P

I never even heard of this guy...
He looks like one of the contestants on the new reality t.v. show: Tool Academy.

Rona said...

Yo, anonymous hater (way to go, by the way)....It's called subjectivity...
I've always adored this blog.
Take a deep breath. You'll be okay.

Anonymous said...

Not that I wish for some sort of DJ Culture revival here in Orlando. . . but it is pretty sad how pitiful the DJ's in town are these day (with 2-3 exceptions of individuals *shockingly* not made fun of on here.)

O_O said...

_____
(O_O)
[o]
[o]

I made a bobblehead of me for you my love. Sorry if he looks a little...malformed...but this venue doesn't allow for my love to be...EXPRESSED...properly.

You can add it to your collection. Add it by Dwight.

Will you accept this?

I can get rid of him if you want.

That hate.

Always watching.

i love kellin said...

"Shawn said...

I hate people who don't know how to wear hats. The brim is in the front for a fucking reason. If you wear it to the back, you just look like a frat douchebag."

he actually is in a frat. surprise surprise.

Anonymous said...

this post was soo good. it makes me happy because i feel like we are only a few posts away from seeing creepfreek johnny getting defamed. fingers crossed.

Anonymous said...

Um..sooo...Orlando doesn't have the clap yet. Can you please keep your south beach diseases to yourself.

and if we do have anything now, we know its because of all the trips paul and his goonies made down there.

Anonymous said...

Just so no one misses the docta dawe vid:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jE0A9Adti7o

ellen degenerate said...

i appreciate rona for still always posting as rona regardless of how much people seem to hate her. she could pick another name. though everyone would just hate that person so i guess it doesnt really make a difference who she posts as.

fuck stick said...

hahaha paul and his goonies

Anonymous said...

I know for a fact that Rona is Karen.

Anonymous said...

yes PLEASE defame creepy johnny..we all need a good laugh

Vegas said...

As much fun as Miami is. I will always consider Orlando to be one of my homes.

Amazingly... Neither city has given me the clap.

Clap Free in '09 said...

that shit was hil-ar-ious! especially that picture with the red glasses in the weird dj booth! gives me a little giggle just thinkin about it!

yeah... said...

worst dj ever. saw him once - played 'old time rock and roll' like... the album version i'd hear on the radio...
whats the point of seeing a dj if its the same as listening to the damn radio..

its unfortunate that a dj like deville spins with these fools. Deville is actually really good...

Anonymous said...

Please, grow up. I feel sorry for the person that sits and blogs about how they don't like people, and gets involved in business which they have no concern. Okay gossip girl.
Justin james is actually a pretty legit guy for doing what he does. You go and try to please hundreds of people with your music and let me know how that turns out.
The problem is that when someone tries to be different in such a "social bubble"as orlando, they get ridiculed for it. And that little unknown DJ thing he seems to be playing music out of in that picture is actually at a great gig he pulled off in LA, so fuck off.
Ya, I just wrote a story so what?!

Anonymous said...

i saw katie freckles with him tonight.

oh.

yupyup said...

we used to call Delmar "Dra-mar" behind his back because he was such a drama queen. ha

louis d. said...

miami punishing us for giving them delmar was mean and hillllllarrrriooous!!!!!!!!!
p.s
i did not realize josh call was so buff

louis d. said...

i love the show gossip girl
i know im lame
im lame

My V-neck dips Lower said...

Gay v-neck is gay.
The only thing worse than a hipster is a dude who puts lots of effort to look like a caricature of one.
Tragedy.

I'm gonna go dance to a justice vs. willie nelson mashup now. Where's my sweatband?

Not In Orlando said...

Ummm, who is this kid? Been involved in the Miami nightlife scene forever and never heard of him (trust me, I even asked a few others, the didn't know who he was either). When the hell did he spin at Pawn Shop? My conclusion is that he was probably a nobody here, which is probably why he left for Orlando, you guys are easily impressed by anything.

Stone said...

A tip for all you aspiring DJs..

Dont play Electro, only gay 17 year olds listen to that shit..

Apple + Serato = Bullshit!!

And, Dont try so hard.. either you have talent or you dont..
play records that are good or GTFO.

that shits ridiculous

ps.. Bring Back The Funk

defameorlando said...

"Please, grow up. I feel sorry for the person that sits and blogs about how they don't like people, and gets involved in business which they have no concern. Okay gossip girl."

I feel sorry for myself too. All I do is blog about this shit. All day and night. I wake up and blog. I blog before I go to sleep. I blog in the shower. I hide under bar stools and blog. Behind curtains...blog. When I'm at the bar I can't help but lean over into complete stranger's conversations and spill drinks all over everyone just so I can get the scoop and draft a blog into my phone about it.

Blogging. Blogging.

Always blogging.

Why does this have to be my life???

Tattoo Face said...

using Seratto doesn't make you a real DJ, just sayin'...

dirty south said...

im also down in miami and the "scene" but unlike the above person, my friends and i are completely aware of who he is. you're welcome orlando. send him to chicago in a couple of months!!

furochewarrior said...

lolz. awesome

Anonymous said...

;(

Rona. said...

Blog your life away, Defamer. I read your blog in bars, right now, at Will's Pub. Later, probably at Backbooth. Last night I was reading this blog at Peacock Room, and while I continue to drink my dreary Orlando days away, wherever I may be, I shall read your blog.
And...I, too, love Gossip Girl. Not Ashamed.
Trailer Park Boys is my second favorite addiction. Besides reading Defame. All day.

Anonymous said...

"Dont play Electro, only gay 17 year olds listen to that shit.."

wow, there are a lot of old looking 17 year olds in orlando!!

or did you mean blink 182 instead of electro?

yum! said...

although i had my own issues with delmar, the fact is many of you bitches were trying to get up on his shit when we were together.

Anonymous said...

i heard he called urban outfitters begging to dj there but when they said he could only get a discount on clothes (if he did dj there), he had a fit because all the other stores he "spun" at gave him free clothes and paid him.
oh and btw, hes not "different".. he is a tool bag just like all the other inspiring dj's that play by ucf.

Anonymous said...

Justin James vs Jon Swan dance off tomorrow at Cum on My Asshole Sundays @ Revolution - Hosted by the jizzzz that was on Mandy Murphy's face.

Stephanie said...

Justin James is a great person, Ive known him for years. People are only hating because he is better looking, a better dj, and/or he probably fucked their girlfriends. Defame people that deserve to be defamed.

Ps. If you are going to make rude posts atleast have some balls (or a backbone) and identify yourselves.

hater spice said...

How is this guy mtv's spring breakDJ 2 years in a row? He's trainwrecking like mad in that first video (the bad bmore AC/DC one) on his site...yeah it happens to even the best occasionally but why would you show that to the world as an example of your best work?

Who's dick at mtv did he suck?

Why are all the talented DJs in this town totally under the radar at spots like cleo's and redlight and these dooshes run the clubs?

realSOB said...

I was confused as to why a girl was named Justin...


THEN I realized.

Anonymous said...

"Apple + Serato = Bullshit!!"

With that logic every DJ is bullshit since every DJ uses serato.

America said...

Shawn said...

"Wearing fake eyeglasses is fucking idiotic. I have to wear real ones and it sucks."

Quit wasting all your money on Hanes gym shorts from Wal-Mart and maybe you can get yourself a set of contacts, Stupid.

Anonymous said...

++++people are only hating on justin james because he fucked their girlfriends. defame someone who deserves it.++++

....oh. should someone like a guy who does that? i didnt know this....all my life i've been hating people for the wrong reasons.

Anonymous said...

who is this creepy Johnny?

dlux said...

someone mentioned Camp Kaypee LOLOLOL

wacky d said...

Rona.... your cool in my book. any one that likes the trailer park boys is cool imo.

to all you people that keep going on and on about this whole super stupid bull shit what makes a dj better this and that crap.... in the end all you are doing is selecting songs... you are a fucking selecta... like when the mc says boh my selecta, big ups to my selecta... you pick songs out, doesn't matter what the fuck you use..... ego is bull shit drop yours off at the door...

White people came up with the word spinning to make dj's seem super fucking cool for selecting songs for people to dance to.... all i'm sayin....

Stephanie-January 10, 2009 8:43 PM
"People are only hating because he is better looking, a better dj, and/or he probably fucked their girlfriends. "

why do people even say this crap... ahh bo woo he slept with my girl friend and no talent gay v neck is so much hotter then i am
(seriously what guy says crap like
that... poofs say shit like that) so i'm gonna talk shit about him online.... wahh wahhhh

please bitch! hahaha no talent gay v neck is still no talent gay v neck!! a great gig he pulled off in LA.... so he gave some one a tug job to get the gig?

Anonymous said...

how are hanes gym shorts a waste of money? i can't imagine something like that costing more than 6 dollars.

real waste of money?

dj headphones. with all the great computer programs that dj for you, why bother?

MGK said...

I still say any DJ or more so band that uses a laptop is just wrong. There are rarely any exceptions to this rule.

Mr Fat Breakfast said...

Is syrup better than jelly?

Turbulence said...

wacky d(ickhead) (you don't deserve to even be capitalized)

You think Rona is cool bc she likes "trailor park trash"...Probably because you live in a trailor.

"Selecta" yea that is WAY cooler than calling DJ's DJs (which stands for disc jockey in case you didn't realize). It's all the same. Try to find something more interesting to write about.

And I don't even know this cat Justin James, but his music is actually pretty good. I'm sure everyone reading this would love to hear what you are making or doing in the
music industry. Please share your resume and or links to music you have put out.

-Turbulence

Anonymous said...

i think he's hotter than the guys whose nuts clubwhores have been all over the past few years. fucking this one would at least make sense.

Anonymous said...

bands using laptops not good? well you better tell most national touring acts thats a no no them :O

Ricky Dicky D said...

i wanna sniff his nutsack

Anonymous said...

"White people came up with the word spinning to make dj's seem super fucking cool for selecting songs for people to dance to.... all i'm sayin...."

oh wow that's interesting where did you learn that? please who is this white guy that came up with the word spinning? if your answer is "i just know" or some cop out like that, then your point is even more irrelevant than it was before.

"ego is bull shit drop yours off at the door..."

you just came on here and told us about how those white people made up the word spinning instead of saying "selecta"...drop your ego off at the door? buddy, your are a true stereotypical hypocrite

to quote you, "all i'm sayin'" :]

breakdance88 said...

i saw this guy play at Crush a couple of months back and was actually pretty dope. he definitely spun a way cooler set than that same tired as shit you usually hear there.

adam s said...

The only reason I and many others, are clowning this guy is because of his attitude. I could give two shits what the guy dresses like (seriously, you dudes need to stop worrying what other dudes are wearing), and am probably the last person who should be consulted on style matters.

But when you come up to me mid-mix while I'm futzing with backbooth's horribly maintained "photo props/drink holders for Crush" turntables, start giving me your sales pitch when I've already explained I have nothing to do with the night and I'm substituting for someone...then start shoving mix CD's in my face and yammering on how you're "from Miami" like that's supposed to impress me, AND I'm sober on top of it, I'm probably not going to be too receptive to you...doubly so when I actually listen to your stuff and it's amateur hour "My First Fruity Loops" level Elvis remixes.

I've been doing this for a looooong time. I've heard it all; the sales pitches, the hollow bragging, the "you should do this, I'm a DJ" trainspotter advice. Yawn.

Here's an idea: If you're major league hot shit and think you can take my job, then go talk to the owners (or better yet, have your manager call them...*cough*), not me.

wacky d said...

oh Turbulence you see I have done many of great things with my life... have you really not heard of wacky d????

I'm the wackiest theres no question I can dance I can dance in my pants and in your face...

Youtube me bitch!

I was featured in a movie called CB4, I have platinum records out on Trust'us records, been on mtv many of times,

your just sad you can't dance like me

amominous said...

The guys in that video look really frat.
whats the fucking point of this?
watching a bunch of no talent fucks do the only thing they have the capacity in their little minds to do?
You people would dance to anything anyway sooooo.

dlux said...

I find it ironic that people talk so much shit about DJs using Serato yet most if not all DJs that get brought into this town or Miami all come with Serato (AM, Aoki, MSTRKRFT, etc) and people still fill up the clubs to see them.

But when a local/national band goes into the studio they lay down all the pieces to a song separately into Pro Tools (drums, vocals, guitar) and piece it together, its ok. Granted, they wrote and came up with all the riffs themselves but what's the difference in a DJ making a beat/remix and then putting it into Serato to mix it?

Anonymous said...

Justin James is the biggest douche bag I've ever met. He's a no talent hack in a trendy costume. I read a few comments back about him playing a show in LA. It was probably in Riverside or some shit box in the Valley. Any comment on here that says he's great or has talent, he wrote.