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Prize awarded to the person who can correctly count how many times the word slut was used in this post.
During the whole so and so is a slut incident on here...it got me thinking...are girls in Orlando really sluts? What criteria actually makes a girl a slut? In my eyes, if you are single, in your 20's, going to bars and sleeping with different people. That just makes you human. So how do you spot a real slut? Is it the girl who gang bangs a whole group of friends that hang together? The girlfriend who fuck's her boyfriend's best friend? Nahhh. The answer to all my questions...
A real slut wears the word proudly across her chest...
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Make Out Sluts is an actual local Orlando business (on myspace) that appears to be run by three or four main girls. One that looks like a big bazonga'd wake boarding closet lesbian and a few others who look like they were talked into making out with closet lesbian for money.
They are for hire, to do work from typical empty headed college girl tasks at your events such as shot girl and beer tub bitch, to really taking your night to a place that clubs and house parties have never been before...
They will act like real life sluts!
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Why would anyone want to hire girls for this? Well come on. We all know drunken college girls don't do that shit for free.
Heterosexual ladies, don't feel left out. Be on the look out for the newest party craze for hire, brought to you by the finest in fraternities...
56 comments:
C'mon baby...it's just human.
Massage?
O_O
O_O (Going to the bathroom?)
O_O (I'll watch your drink)
O_O
O_O (sprinkle sprinkle)
Always watching.
Some of those girls I used to work with at South Beach Tanning a couple of years ago, I quit because I couldn't stand working with people who have never heard of the word "Class".
0_0 "Massage?"
@_@ "That sounds lovely"
0_0 "massage."
@_@ "thank you!"
0_0 "massage"
L O L
what the hell is wrong with people?
The Brunette with the eye brow piercing is Jenny who is a lesbian, and she pretty much corrupted all of those younger girls... Jenny is about 26 and some of those girls are 18-19 years old. I guess she is there pimp!
Slut (plural or not)
8 times in the text
5 times in pictures
1 time in the title
1 implied abbreviation.
Grand Total: 15
VON! TWO! TREE!
VIVTEEN SLUTS!
AH AH AH!
actually thirteen considering some of the pictures you cant read the word. so 13 times the word "slut" actually "appears". wheres my fucking prize.
I give you both the prize of time. Five minutes to be exact, for the five minutes you just wasted.
i wasn't sure this was real or if this was a joke post until i saw their myspace and couldn't stop shaking my head. im embarrassed to have a vagina.
a slut is someone who thinks they are "just having fun"
and by having fun, they mean sleeping around with every guy in the scene that would touch them.
a slut is someone who gets sick from a STD and still doesn't call down
a slut is someone who gets wasted everynight so she can bear the fact that she's a slut and keep on going
a slut is someone who smokes like there's no tomorrow and cries about being sick everyday
a slut is someone we all know.
a slut doesn't know any better, or at least pretends not to
"One that looks like a big bazonga'd wake boarding closet lesbian"
Thats exactly what I thought when I saw the picture!
I don't see anyone with an eyebrow ring.
the sad part about having a broken leg is that even things like counting the word slut are fun. haha
0_0 (Massage?)
@_@ (no thank you, but where can i find the drugstore?)
0_0 (massage.)
@_@ (no...no...drug store...where is the drug store?)
0_0
0_0 (massage!)
@_@
wouldn't you agree that once money is involved for any act of sex, that woman becomes a whore? Or wait, that would mean strippers are whores, but they are just trying to work hard for drugs oops I mean college money. I am not sure technically these girls are sluts. Performance artists? Strippers? Ladies of the night? the only thing I know for sure is that they are gross.
Christ almighty. They should change the name to Horse Faced Sluts Promotions. I wouldn't pay them to lick the drip off my dingaling when I finish taking a piss.
I'm pretty sure this comments section is the funniest I've read in a while.
That's me laying on the floor with that girl's vajay in my face, dude! That shit was gnarly, brah! Now it burns every time I breathe! Bitches didn't even make out with me. They just made out with each other! Dooooooood!!!!!!!!
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Defame, I am appalled at you. We all know that the running-in-dandelion-fields women are out there somewhere, but lets face the facts first. In your 20s, do you really give a shit about meeting ms. right versus ms. right now?
Sluts are good for so many things its ridiculous. The only thing sluts argue about is why you aren't blasting Kanye or Lil Wayne in your hoopty or how rude it was that you cumsealed their eyes shut while they were visiting the sandman. Sluts don't care about anything, hence making them prime cut selections for my dick to butcher like I was feeding a banquet of Texans on Top Chef. I don't know about you, but when I'm at a broparty in UCF I am down as fuck to watch daddies little mistakes clap their booties all over the place and deliver pink eye to all of the Ron Jon Surf Shop elites that are in the spot.
The best thing about sluts is that they aren't fat. God I hate fat girls.
I'm all about these wretches of society using their flaps to make some money and get drunk for free. Seeing people defile themselves for the sake of a dollar is the greatest joy you can relish in.
And besides, bitches that have class usually don't have ass. Fuck alll'at.
Haha. Hahahaha. Ahh man. Do these girls charge hourly or something? Like make-out escorts?
O_O is best addition to the comment section ever. "Not" a slut-that kinda knowledge seems like it only comes from experience. :O
"im embarrassed to have a vagina."
I'm rather embarrassed that these girls cannot come up with some better business scheme. Their entire business model is short-lived for 4 years at best.
Not to mention all the expenditures they must have to dish out on a nightly basis; industrial strength lip gloss, breath mints, feminine hygiene products, bronzing powder, etc.
They'd probably make more money on tips working at Cold Stone Creamery.
Silly, sluts.
YO WE THA DATE RAPPERS!
WE GONNA FLOW TILL THE DAY WE REST / YOU WONT STOP HEARING US TILL YOU ACCEPT US AS DA BEST / ITS THE EAR DRUMS OF YALL THAT WE FINESSE / ITS KASANOVA / WITH A FRESH LYRICAL BULLDOZER / FOR YALL TO TRY TO GET OVER / BUT LIKE CURING THA AIDS IT CANT BE DONE / UNNNNH! UNNNNNH! UHHHHHHHHH! / WE GONNA KICK IT FO YA NOW / CUZ DAT BITCH IN THA PIC'CHA IS A FAT COW / COMIN STRAIGHT OUTTA PARAMORE / RHYMIN SO HARD ITS GONNA KICK IN YA DOOR / CHECK DA FLOW / GONNA MAKE YOU GET UP ON OUR NUTS HO / CAUSE WE DA DATE RAPPERS / WE DONT MESS WITH CLAPPERS / OUR RHYMES ARENT KNEE SLAPPERS / WE BE DRESSIN THE MOST DAPPER / BITCH YOU DANCE LIKE A 1920S FLAPPER
A lot of vaginas are embarrassed to have had me.
That is true Shawn.
its official. again. it was official the last time you showed me something like this. but its again official, that i hate humans. not even orlando. or girls. but humans.
im sure these girls will get a reality tv show from this. because that seems to be what humans do now. make tv about the stupidity of other humans.
"Anonymous Anonymous said...
its official. again. it was official the last time you showed me something like this. but its again official, that i hate humans. not even orlando. or girls. but humans. "
The word you are looking for is MISANTHROPY.
See you next class!
Sincerely,
Mr. Dr. Lady Professor
Misanthropy- is a general dislike, distrust, or hatred of the human species or a disposition to dislike and/or distrust other people. The term is also applicable to those who self-exile themselves or become loners because of the aforementioned feelings.
wow...
Can't blame girls for taking advantage of the males of our species, but this is rather pathetic. It wasn't that long ago that I was a student at UCF and this would have been the C team out there.
My lips burn.
Holy crap! So, I'm a misanthropist? That's what's wrong with me? God, how am I going to tell my parents?!?!? I'll be disowned!!!
I can't stop staring at bazonga boob blonde. Somethings not right.
Closet dyke ultra tan bazonga boob blonde wakeboarder chick.
I bet she has one of those "nah, bro" and "right on!" voices.
I bet when she laughs she slurps juuuuuuust a little bit when she smiles big after a few drinks.
I bet (actually I know for sure) that the space between her boobs can be and is used as a drink holder. And she likes it because it means she's getting attention.
I bet she played a lot of girls softball in HS until her boobs grew too large then she had to slide over to the wakeboards, brah.
I bet.....I bet...
ah...what am I kidding?
A girl like that would never go for a fish like me.
I still can't stop watching the video of that damn cat.
My favorite part is 11 seconds in where he hits the keys in the same spot for a few notes.
Asshole social bouncer said:
"The best thing about sluts is that they aren't fat."
Wait... what?
I think its funny no one even cares the James post got deleted. It was a waste of space for sure, but I am curious, why it is gone?
someone must have whined and complained really hard.
JUSTIN JAMES BE WACK / BUT HE DONT SMOKE CRACK / HE WISHES HE WAS BLACK / AND HE THINK HE ALL THAT / SO HE CALLED UP HIS LEGAL TEAM / TO TAKE DOWN COMMENTS THAT WUZ MEAN / CAUSE HE MADE A WACK REMIX OF BILLY JEAN / THAT MADE ALL THE DJS SCREAM...
...SCREAM BLOODY MURDAH / CAUSE THAT WAS THE CASE THAT THEY GAVE HIM / REMIXIN LIKE THATS A SIN / GETTIN HIS HATS FROM THE URBAN OUTFITTERS BARGAIN BIN / NOW WE OUT CUZ WE NEED SOME JUICE N GIN.
PEACE MUTHAFUCKAS
duckbilledplatypus,
you heard me. I hate fat girls. They are the biggest detriment to society. I don't know how many fat sluts you know...I only know a couple fat dick jumpers but I know plenty of drunk friends who don't give a shit about fucking a soggybottomed toejam eatin polkadot dress wearing slophound.
@_@ (you've got your hands up...)
0_0 (massage)
@_@ (is that a boom box?)
0_0 (massage)
@_@ (is that peter gabriel?)
0_0 (massage)
@_@ (it's a great song.....but that only works in the movies, man)
0_0 (massage)
@_@ (..........)
0_0 (massage?)
@_@ (ah, forget it man)
sluts serve their purpose just fine.
Who doesn't like a warm hole to sleep in for the night?
I was describing Katie "freckles"
Just sayin
Fuck yeah, go sluts.
i'll never kiss and tell...
Asshole Social bouncer,
I think you missed my point. You saying the best thing about sluts is they aren't fat is like saying the best thing about fat people is that they're not sluts. That shit doesn't make any sense.
LOLZZZ AT THE JUSTIN JAMES RAP. He is a fagola.
duckbilledplatypus,
it makes sense youre just thinking too much.
sluts arent fat...and I think that's good. If every slut on earth was to change, this instant, to a fat pig, you wouldn't want to fuck them, would you? thats my point...they are their own separate dilemmas, and never shall the two cross paths.
and if it still doesn't make sense then damnit nigga who cares. fat girls suck. theres my point. take it or leave it. no skin off my nose.
I looked, and there before me was a blonde horse and its riders name was Slut...
The end is nigh...
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"In my eyes, if you are single, in your 20's, going to bars and sleeping with different people. That just makes you human."
Thanks Defame, you just made me feel a whole lot better about my life.
No problem. I don't stand by that quote remember, if you are wearing a shirt that reads "slut" and humping a dude's face on a stripper pole. Then you are not just human. Then you are just a slut.
and sluts have no souls.
Sluts steal shoes!
They’ll make perfect hostess for the next Pandora’s Box show! Just kidding even we have our limits.
So...judging by your track record...
Your limit is girls?
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