Dear Ladies of Snatch,
Please tell me how it feels to publicly dance with a penis in your ass.
I often wear heels out, but now I wonder if I switched to flip flops, would it be easier to get rammed in my butthole by a total stranger with creepface when on the dance floor?
Should I dry hump a 12 year old boy next to my best friend on the couch?
Or should we be more discreet in the bathroom...
How large should the hole in the front of my jeans be?
What time is the appropriate time to give head to an unidentifiable man in front of my friends...
And how hard is too hard when being degraded with hair pulling by a guy I've never met before?
I'm totally clueless on how to be a classless vag
when dealing with the opposite sex in a shopping center bar that looks like an old gutted Eckerds with "club" themed cardboard glued to the walls.
Any help will be greatly appreciated.