Sigh. Konrad is a really nice guy, but it makes me also wonder about him and his brother's childhood. If maybe they grew up in an orphanage and used to hide under the bed telling one another:
"When we grow up, we will leave here and we will be elves. It won't matter if people understand us, they're all crazy anyways"
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ill take a 5 dollar foot long any day.
A friend took me to that abomination (Not the Fasionista Pemmican Indian, Konrad) and mentioned how good the bread was. It was a sandwich with three pieces of meat that looked like some bitch stepped on it. FAIL!
Gabriel's Subs FTW!
Jimmy johns is bad and over-rated but not quite as bad as konrad. I was sitting over here on my moms computer and she came up beside me and said "that kids feet give me the creeps"...
Mama Mia's on Silver Star Road looks like an absolute dump, but I've never found a better sub in this city.. The pizza steak is to die for
welcome back!
Mike Synan
5 dollar foot longs just ended, but yea i agree JJ sucks the D
you're still on point as always.
there was a place over on magnolia that was great over by a thai restaurant. you walked in and there was just one counter and two guys behind it with a couple of slicing machines and boars head products. i'm pretty sure its still open.
jimmy john's subs look like flaccid dicks compared to these things.
I order the Vito at Jimmy Johns, sans lettuce.
YOU'RE BACK!!!
Thank Jebuz.
I deleted my myspace and facebook because i thought twitter would be my main social networking gadget...
stupidist fucking idea ever... ive been bored out of my fucking mind with everyones thoughts about movies, old tv shows, and the food they like...
ps i missed you.
In The Realms Of The Unreal is a great movie. Know what another great movie is? Misery. Leave me stuck on a Snatch post again for 3 months and I'll find you, strap you to my computer chair and bang your feet up Kathy Bates style.
If Crazy Horse was gay and thought Rock and Roll was just a trip to Dechoes..here is your specimen
this is what happens when you give a talentless electro kid a couple of dad's good records and a dead peacock
I'm so glad you put the Jimmy Johns thing in there. I've been saying that shit sucked for years. All the UCF kids where I used to live in Orlando used to eat at the one on University. Jersey Mikes FTW. There's one hidden in the shadows of Orlando...It's hard to find, but it's there.
@vegas... nothing in waterford lakes is "hard" to find
publix subs ftw
STOP SAYING "FTW"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ahem.
Sorry.
lol
WTF FTW FML
i like how twitter made this @person thing so commonplace
what is wrong with you people!!! stop watching TV and "5 dollar foot long"....Konrad, oh little sweet thing. New hair cut...yes when you are ready...still so so nicey nice to everyone...
re: the @ thing.
internet culture has invaded pop culture. it's crazy. people were using it for years before twitter even got popular.
also, i despise people who say "jebus" or any derivative of.
and this one's for the south floridians...
laspada's, kills all subs.
JJ is disgusting. I'm SO HAPPY YOU ARE BACK.
RT @ #FUCK
PS-Anyone ever been to La Spada's?
@jebus!
HEEEEEEELP the two biggest orlando topics between 22-30 yr olds are JJs and GELFLING. AAAAAAAHHHH!!!!!!22222
laspada's is the best sub in Florida hands down..
Thats the only thing good about South Florida!!!
Ms. Defame,
You passed your chance on some premium cannon fodder with this post. You failed to mention that the Jimmy John’s on Orange Ave. sits atop the corpse of Rhythm and Flow. Where as recently as 2007 Superstar DJ Keoki held a residency of sorts.
@yeago-somehow i knew well enough not expect a lot "big topics" on here. where did you get lost? you're probably someone who has a hard time making small talk arent you? its not a conversation unless it takes place in a coffee shop and speaks of only five star movies, newest computer platforms and goverment downfalls. after a day at work sometimes its fun to just shoot the shit. try it sometime.
Why do you think that most of us on here read your blog anyway? Because you are making something in Orlando interesting. In a strange way, you are making Orlando seem more exciting. If you have to make fun of a few douche bags to do it, then I say go right ahead. Most of them deserve it. And in a town overflowing with douche baggery, you won't be short of material any time soon.
Jimmy John's isn't so bad.
@ John Bergquist: The 90's are over. Nobody cares about Keoki anymore.
I wouldn't say you're all crazy by any means... that would be a sweeping generalization and a falacy. Some of you do "get it" on a deeper level. For the others on the outside looking in, frankly I feel sorry for you. We can still be friends though.
I'm with Sarah.
pff ... your wisdom, my habitual life error.
you're definitely wrong in specific but you get the general gist. I hate talking about computers or fringe politics, especially in coffeeshops.
Just put me in a fucking freezer while all that's happening and wake me up for work, I guess.
Icee Imposter,
You missed my point entirely. I was pointing out the overlooked fact that particular Jimmy John’s used be a nightclub. The fact that Keoki held a residency there in 2007 makes it even more humorous.
Also please reframe from @ing @ me.
I heard about what happened to Conrad recently, its pretty messed up.
He really is a good guy.
:-(
Oh defame, I have been so looooonely for you.
I personally believe a sandwich does not have to be long to be satisfying. I prefer the POM POM turkey dinner sandwich.
when Jameson serves it to me with his button nose. and when i say button, I mean clitoris.
That is one ugly mullet, Konrad.
Gabriel's Subs FTW!
had to
as far as cold subs the got it right.
hot subs was deli palnet but michelle lost her damn mind.
f subway.
jimmy john's.?>?>
fail
HAHAHAHA. Poor Konrad. Any kid who's nearly 7 foot tall and sports a mullet turns heads.
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