Friday, January 9, 2009

DEFAMED: Justin James

Like love, do you believe in hate at first site? I do...

Justin James...who are you? Why do you hate me so much?

And why do I hate you?

No really. How is it I can't stand you at all and we've never even met. Why do I get such a bad vibe from you?

Is it because you intrigue me? And by intrigue, I mean you just look like the biggest piece of shit?

Or is it because of my Top Ten Reasons of why I hate you without even knowing you:

1. I hate you. And I don't even know why.
2. I hate that you have a lip ring. Fuck, I hate anyone with a lip ring.
3. I hate that you cross your arms in pictures.
4. I hate that your tattoo's aren't colored in
5. I hate that you have a face. A face that I hate.
6. I hate that you shop at Urban Outfitters.
7. I secretly love you. Just kidding. I hate you.
8. I hate that your job is DJ.
9. I hate that when The Pawnshop in Miami was demolished you weren't standing inside of it.
10. Honestly, I don't hate you for nothing. I hate you because I have heard you say deplorable things to women. And you know you have. Many times. You should hate yourself.

But in the mean time, I'll hate you. I'll hate you so much.

Stop mocking me Justin James. This is serious. I really hate you.